They’re also on sale at Bookshop.org with free shipping for anti-Prime day (yay!) bookshop.org/p/books/ever... Signed copies, as always, can be purchased through @astoriabookshop.bsky.social

Hey pals! Barnes and Noble are doing their preorder sale, and I’ve two books members can get for 25% off: Every Room a Hunger (Horror, queer & trans, liminal haunted house): www.barnesandnoble.com/w/every-room... The Mighty Nein: Stories Untold www.barnesandnoble.com/w/critical-r...

Wow my thoracic outlet syndrome is Cranky Pants today. Is it because I carried all of my groceries in one trip and then proceeded to crochet for six hours? Surely not!!! 😅🤷🏻‍♀️😅

Happy solstice! May summer be kind to you.

Taremi punished for being caked up. Will the tyranny against fat asses ever end? Jealousy is not a good look.

MOOD

Happy Father's Day 🖤

An autistic lobbying group has called for all uteri to pause hostilities while heatwave conditions continue, it has been reported.

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

Tomorrow is another day, and another chance to become the most haunted thing in the haunted forest north of town.

The good news is that I remembered to put sunscreen on my face before going to an outdoor wedding. The bad news is that I forgot it literally everywhere else. 😭🤦🏻‍♀️😭🤦🏻‍♀️😭

saw this cap on tumblr and god it really is like that

I wish my office wasn't in a hospital so I could lay on the floor on days like today.

I should really wait to answer emails from division chiefs until I've had my second coffee. 😅🤦🏻‍♀️😅🤦🏻‍♀️😅

Posted a writing update and some cat pics to my Patreon. So hey, reminder that I have a Patreon and it helps keep me feed and Morty in Greenies every month www.patreon.com/ninocipri/po...

Someone please buy these so I can't. PLEASE. My self control is fraying. 😅😬🤦🏻‍♀️

This Caribbean Heritage Month, try THE NIGHTWARD, a scifantasy THE WITCHER meets West Indian mythology. - It's a woman's world - + gender based magic - Where a child queen flees a coup - Alongside a young bodyguard with secrets. - In a place that's not what it seems. www.amazon.com/Nightward-No...

Still such a great song - & still very appropriate for right now, & for similar reasons. This was the first song they released on their first album after basically getting kicked out of the country music industry for criticizing George Bush choosing to invade Iraq during a concert in London.

people will make any excuse to stay and there isn’t a single good one left.

cracking open a cold one with the boys

“Always” didn’t even last a week lmao

RIP to my all time favorite TV dad, and blessed be Anthony Stewart Head.

WATT UP DOE ‼️   Olympic medalist Daryl Watts has accepted an Expansion Foundational Offer and signed a four-year Standard Player Agreement as part of the Expansion Player Distribution Process. 📰 bit.ly/3RN3A4g

Catching up on CR4, Aabria continues to be my favorite D&D adjacent person. 😍

I've spent a significant portion of my work day investigating a weird data issue. Told my boss I'm channeling my inner Jessica Fletcher and she said that I certainly roll my eyes enough for it. 🤣🤣🤷🏻‍♀️🤣🤣

Anthony Head has passed at 72 from complications from pneumonia.

Anthony Stewart Head will always be a real one for this. RIP www.thepinknews.com/2019/12/20/a...

Let's get together with sips, stories, and a salon-like atmosphere -- at Brooklyn Books & Booze's June reading! Join us 6/16 @ 7pm to hear these authors read their terrific tales: @ninocipri.bsky.social @ceciliatan.com @jeffsomers.bsky.social & #SeamusSullivan ! 📚️🍸️🎙️👀 More: BrooklynBooksBooze.com

Meal delivery is accessibility. Grocery delivery is accessibility. Pre-peel/cut food is accessibility. Single use plastic straws are accessibility. Audiobooks are accessibility. Image, video, & audio descriptions are accessibility. Captions & transcripts are accessibility. Just some examples.

Protections are IN 🔒 Click the link to see who each of the eight teams protected ahead of Phase Two opening on Friday. ➡️ bit.ly/4uyqudr

Wizards of the Coast being transphobic to their staff during pride month? And they wonder why they're fighting for a union. Solidarity forever with @uwotc-official.bsky.social ✊

WHAT DAY IS IT

IT'S HERE 🤩🤩🤩 Look at this chonky shiny beautiful ring, I'm so excited!!! Thank you @peculiarityshop.bsky.social I've completely forgotten what the stones are 😅😅😅 but it is BEAUTIFUL!!

let's be clear, let's be very clear, let's be incredibly clear about something: Marcia Lucas is why you love Star Wars. She's why Star Wars worked. She's why it has heart. She's responsible for the in-media-res beginning, she's responsible for basically everything charming and unique about >

this is definitely a huge problem in Chicago too. the queer job board I run is full of people moving up here for safety who are then unable to find work or cheap housing and the community just can’t support them all. it’s BAD

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

Driveby reminder that I started making zines again, and they’re for sale in my ko-fi shop ko-fi.com/ninocipri/shop

Nothing like a day of panic cleaning for last minute plans! Send ice packs. And KT tape. And Diclofenac gel. 😅😅😅

if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to

Montreal Victoire championship story up on Victory Press

this is a cat checkpoint, relinquish your most recent cat picture

COVER REVEAL TIME! Every Room a Hunger will be out February 16, 2027. illustrated by Michael Rogers, designed by Rich Deas and Beste Dogan. Preorders are open, so please please order through your local indies (library requests are also 💜). Order links and description threaded below 👇👇

Birth rate discourse is like “It turns out if you give women more choices, they’re less likely to make ones that make their lives harder.” Which is really helpful in figuring out how we can improve society somewhat. But instead people are like wow giving women more choices was a mistake

aside from it becoming more dangerous due to lack of experience + bad officiating, for me the thing about adding hitting to women's hockey is that it made it less distinct from the men's in a bad way bc the style that lack of contact allowed for was more compelling to me and now that's going away.

Oh joy, more hail and a tornado. *glares at the sky* YOU LEAVE MY CAR ALONE. 😑😑😑

we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

I've been at my desk for 2 hours and have quietly asked "what the actual fuck?" ten times. 😅😅😅

I am so grateful to the scheduling gods for pairing me with my PT, the woman is a saint. 😅 I've been working with her for FIVE years now and it's the best relationship with a medical professional that I've ever had. Some day my insurance is going to tell me I have to stop and I will RIOT.