Pjörk
@nicoleconlan.bsky.social
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writer for @TheDailyShow, personal assistant to my dog
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My dear sweet dog Harmony passed away yesterday, and if you'll indulge me, I'd like to share a little bit about her here. She was the light of my life.
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Panic-buying MRIs like toilet paper
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about 4 hours ago
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They're gonna take the plane back
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about 7 hours ago
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Sounds good
about 9 hours ago
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Notorious RBMK
1 day ago
meta being called meta is so incredible. it’d be like if microsoft was called zune or nasa was called challenger
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Solomon
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I get stuck on severely delayed trains so frequently that at some point I gotta ask.... Is it me?
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
2 days ago
think it's important for y'all to know that every dude running in the Georgia GOP primary for governor is ugly as fuck
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Damn they sniped my ass
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2 days ago
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Rob Delaney
2 days ago
It’s gotta feel amazing to be Xi Jinping right now. Just fuckin hangin out, racking up wins by sitting still in a chair or perhaps jacuzzi
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Barb McQuade
2 days ago
From nursing homes to newspapers, the obsession with squeezing every last time out of businesses that claim to serve the public good is destroying America.
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Curb Your Malthusiasm
2 days ago
maybe we shouldn’t accept that everything we ever want should be hand delivered to our house immediately by an underpaid worker which also puts more cars on the street, just increasing pollution and risk of accidents. Maybe.
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youtu.be/pmkNPOBWdGs?...
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2 days ago
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Sergio Sarcagian, "The Desert Diva"
6 days ago
i think it's really really bad for Dems to roll with the idea that taxes are bad instead of 'everyone deserves a living wage'. if you ever wanted to add fuel to the "takers and makers" argument this is basically lobbing them an alley-oop
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lauren
6 days ago
we shouldn't just solarize the country because it's the coolest fucking technology on earth. there are practical benefits too
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David Zipper
3 days ago
The soaring cost of car ownership enhances the appeal of golf carts, minicars, and e-bikes — none of which Detroit knows how to build.
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Why car companies should fear the golf cart
Automakers are churning out vehicles that are bigger and more expensive—but that might soon reach a breaking point.
https://www.fastcompany.com/90804313/why-car-companies-should-fear-the-golf-cart
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David Dayen
4 days ago
Eight Oscar wins for Warner Bros. so far with several virtually guaranteed to come, continuing the best critical and financial year for a studio in decades. The only reason it's getting sold is the mountain of debt after 3 failed mergers, a problem it's solving with another debt-fueled merger.
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Chris Person
4 days ago
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d.ly
4 days ago
🏆 ...you're my rock. My north star. Thank you for always believing in me even when I didn't believe in myself. And finally, I can't forget to thank Skyrizi. When I was suffering from moderate-to-severe plaque psoriasis, you came through for me. Serious allergic reactions and infections may occ--
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I need Matt Berry to sneak in a "Ray FUCKING Purchase" somewhere in here
4 days ago
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Sterling K Brown v funny
4 days ago
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OH! Singers director was cinematographer on Nai Nai & Wài Pó! We love to see it!
4 days ago
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I'm seeing a lot of gowns with big bows on the butt and I just want it to be known that I did it first, I'm the trendsetter
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Adam Mallinger
4 days ago
This is Amy Madigan and Ed Harris refusing to applaud Elia Kazan's honorary Oscar in 1999. During the Blacklist Era, Kazan named names. Good on Amy and Ed.
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🚨 Christone Ingram sighting at the Oscars!! 🚨 If you don't know him, you should!!
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Hendrix Experience 2025 - “Hey Joe” - Christone “Kingfish” Ingram, Marcus King
YouTube video by HairyBeanBag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAaNCn7_q2w&list=RDxAaNCn7_q2w&start_radio=1
4 days ago
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Good luck to Rose Byrne, the only non-cancelled cast member in Get Him To The Greek
4 days ago
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
4 days ago
this is in no sense how it should have happened. but it is precisely because we find ourselves in a situation that requires war, death, and destruction to get well positioned political actors behind accelerating energy transition that we should demolish fossil capital as decisively as we can
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Paradoxically the Manosphere documentary makes me feel a little better about climate change, because Miami needs to go
4 days ago
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C. E. Aubin
7 days ago
It’s so funny how much these dudes are assuming they’re hotter than Louis Theroux, as though that man couldn’t pull any woman on earth through aura alone
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Rosie (she/her)
6 days ago
Anyway, begging for Louis Theroux to do an infiltration of the GC movement
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Mary Gillis
13 days ago
There's a Samsung phone ad where people take a photo of themselves at a night party, then add their dog and make the night into day. Why even take that photo? What is the point of recording your fake life?
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Jeremy Chao
4 days ago
If everyone pissed at Timmy actually went to the opera or ballet, opera and ballet companies wouldn’t be in danger of shutting down. We like having cultural institutions around as an option, but as a society don’t support them or do what is necessary to keep them open.
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Becca Lewis
4 days ago
Every time I see this opportunistic grifter getting platformed, I'm going to start posting a link to the debate where
@candiceodgers.bsky.social
absolutely takes him to task
tyde.virginia.edu/livestream-o...
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Once again putting on my comically large "Everything is downstream of frequency" hat
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5 days ago
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Timothy Snyder
5 days ago
If we made the green energy transition this war would be unthinkable and these authoritarians wouldn’t be in power — not in the US, not in Iran, not in Saudi Arabia, not in Russia. Hydrocarbons are killing our freedom and just plain killing us.
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Film Forum
7 days ago
Our 3-week AGNÈS VARDA retrospective starts tomorrow at Film Forum! Get your watchlists in order on @letterboxd💜:
boxd.it/SddKO
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Wow I picked the exact right time to start reading this book
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5 days ago
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Phineas
about 2 years ago
It’s St. Patrick’s weekend which means you have to watch The Fugitive or else the little people will frame you for the brutal murder of your wife
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Look, all I'm saying is there are no problems with the Gay of Hormuz
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Oliver Darkshire
5 months ago
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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Elizabeth Lopatto
5 days ago
I've run into rattlesnakes several times while hiking and I've never had an issue. they politely rattle to tell me to leave them alone, and I do. anyway, I liked this article. did you know rattlesnakes have rattlesnake friends?
www.texasobserver.org/consider-the...
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Consider the Rattle
In a state that still hosts grisly “rattlesnake roundups,” human Texans should learn to see something of themselves in their ancient, slithering kin.
https://www.texasobserver.org/consider-the-rattle/
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Isaac Chotiner
5 days ago
New Interview:
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Jeff Goodell
5 days ago
“The oil and gas industry’s financial strategy has been ‘pray for war,’ because those are the conditions under which they make money,” said one an oil industry financial analyst. “They have to have a big price spike every few years literally to make ends meet.”
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America Depends Less on Oil Than Ever
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A little look behind the scenes -- My friend tried pitching a Postal Inspectors show and found out no one will touch USPS because it's "too political"
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5 days ago
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NY Times Pitchbot
5 days ago
Put the Strait of Hormuz on the blockchain. by Andrew Yang
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6 days ago
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Josh Gondelman
6 days ago
Frames Harden?
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Tony Warby Parker
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6 days ago
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
6 days ago
Sports gambling should be legal but you should have to go to an actual building to do it and it should be so off-putting and sad you’ll never want to do it again
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lauren
6 days ago
part of woke 2 will be sending the Minnesota Defenders on a bandwagon tour of europe to rebuild shattered goodwill like the harlem globetrotters
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Mike Eliason
6 days ago
it's the hess oil (chevron) heat wave
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