After spending right around 15 hours interfacing the fabric for two bags, I'm fucking done. I'm buying a heat press for this shit because it's more time to interface the fabric than to cut and sew COMBINED

England wins: "....so here's Wonderwall."

Glinda always pissed me off because she could have just given Dorothy the instructions to the shoes she basically forced on her, but instead she pulled some sort of "you had to figure it out for yourSELF" horseshit

Swamp witch is out, southern soccer mom is IN

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

Going to get back into beadweaving. I miss making jewelry, and this is easier to transport than cross stitch.

i've told this story, but my 1st ever protest was an anti-ted kennedy picket organized by the larouchites (my mom was dating one when i was 5). i think she tried to explain chappaquiddick to me bc my impression was we were protesting an evil car where you'd get sucked down into the back seat

gofund.me/0b1b43972 If you have any money to spare, please consider donating to Francis’s stroke recovery fund. He is the sole provider for a family of 5. They are not wealthy. Even if Francis survives, it is likely that this stroke has disabled him, possibly for life. Thank you, and God bless.

Without downloading new pics, what is it like being married to you?

Fatboy wants to try flower printing with some little flowers he found after Mass today, which I think should be fun.

A reminder that if buying isn't ownership than piracy isn't stealing.

The golden hour is no joke.

NYS is beautiful in the summer.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like)

"Interior design is my passion!" people are just as bad as the "Graphic design is my passion!" people. Possibly worse.

Study up and pass the next year, you lose your mark of shame. Let's view it like social currency experiments. Badly needed, as an indicator to others to tread with caution, but no real punishment to you for not knowing or caring about right of way, easy way to remedy.

It means you get a different registration sticker. Let's say you get 3 of 5 or more wrong, your registration sticker comes with a big red boarder visible to all oncoming traffic indicating you don't know your ass from your elbow and should treated accordingly.

I've got an absolutely wild idea. Part of the online car registration renewal should be a pop quiz about right of way situations. 5 questions each time drawn from say 100 variations of different situations. Not getting the questions right doesn't mean you can't register your car.

Does anyone actually like to see how the sausage is made? A progression of cutting Porters, strips, and a few bone in filets today.

Does anyone know where I can access the #EuroOffice webapps, or download the desktop version? Despite the press releases, there seems to be no way to "just get and use them." If new users have to compile code to create a useable app, then I don't think #Microsoft and #Google are going to lose sleep.

Not to mention European tourists visiting Death Valley in the summer. It’s called that and not ”Happy Fun Time Valley“ for a reason.

When I say RETVRN this is what I mean.

The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"

Dear Poshmark sellers: PLEASE SHIP MY SHIT

Wife: oh hey you got out of the tub early Me: tub's haunted Wife: what Me: *loading a pistol and going back outside* tub's haunted

Thank you for all the prays, because DH GOT HIS PROMOTION 😭😭😭😭

Gutted that this (beautifully made, linen, fit exactly how I like through the shoulders and body) shirt is $250 and could not come home with me. But the pants did!

"S*x is the best feeling in the world." Um, no. The best feeling in the world is when you think, "Ah shit I have to fold the laundry" and when you open the machine, you see that it's all sheets and towels. 🤩

Morning

Here’s some discourse for ya: my Ugly American Opinion is that I should personally be allowed to enforce traffic laws with a machine gun mounted to the hood of my car

This is a spaniel turned human by witches, for good or ill I know not

no i do not want to rate your app and if you ask me one more time i’m going to leave a review saying it gave me herpes

guy_standing_up.jpg a politician cheating on their spouse should be disqualifying

There was the one math professor who said, out loud and with her full chest, "if you're on the football team, you don't even need to come to class. The rest of you need to not miss a single session!" Then there was the political science professor who only assigned Rachel Maddow as homework.

Baby girl is off to her first day of Smart Kid Camp and I have her teacher coming over to work on an epoxy project using HER daughter's wedding flowers that I walked her through drying out last month.

Fatboy referred to HBO Max (we were talking about where to watch Three Stooges) as Hobo Max and I will never ever ever correct him.

May all your sewing projects be worn so joyfully.

It's very hard for me to believe that this is my child. I am a gigantic, gallumphing buffoon, and she is the complete opposite. She is excellent at math and science, confident in her abilities, and so graceful it makes me weep.

the worldwide Kolache belt runs through new braunfels, few have the courage to accept this fact

Met a lady at the neighborhood pool and talked to her about favorite craft stores and lamented together about how all the good fabric stores have been murdered by developers.

When I see an AI summary, I avert my eyes like I walked in on my grandmother changing clothes.

Have extension cords and multi outlet cords? Eliminate them as variables. If everything works not plugged into one of them, but failed when plugged into one of them, there's your problem. Try a replacement. It's not rocket surgery.

My niece asked me to do her nails for her fifth grade graduation, and they looked so cute 🥹 this is one of the many times I love being the resident nail lady.

Imagine my horror upon realizing: Ratatouille was released in 2007. It will be twenty years old next year. 💀

We must not forget about this or stop talking about it until they make a The West Wing style show about it