Not real news, but a good illustration of how bizarre US foreign policy is to everyone else

I mean, you don't really need a translator

What worries me is that this is the future of the US as well. If Trump keeps allowing his friends to buy every major media network, you'll effectively be left with only state media. They'll brainwash the populace for years and years until there's no left... left.

Rich Kunt Father Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971

Trump has spent the last 12 years lying so often and so openly it feels more logical to believe Iran

The least surprising news of the day, featuring Sam Altman

Los Angeles Bluesky, I need your help. I just learned that on Saturday at the protest at the downtown Metropolitan Detention Center, a friend’s 18-year-old son was shot in the eye with a pepper ball by DHS, permanently blinding him. He needs justice. If you were there and saw anything, please… 1/5

If you want to see a good Scandinavian noir crime show that features every living Norwegian actor, and most Swedish actors, I highly recommend Detective Hole on Netflix

Bank of America has become the third major bank to settle with victims over allegations of facilitating Epstein crimes.

Them: How do you know you have ADHD? Me:

Me when someone says Optimus Prime is cooler than Rodimus Prime

Once again Israeli actions "lead to the deaths" and injuries of several muslims. Just say Israel killed them. It's easy. It's the truth.

Defeatism? We don’t know her. Our community support-based campaign model demonstrates a new model for politics and engaged a record number of young voters. Now we’re not just going to keep doing that work. We’re helping campaigns across the country do the same.

The man, the myth, the bellend

we raised more than $1.3k for trans medical care over the past week on tour w mclusky :) hoping to donate to gofundmes based on need & amount raised if anyone has any they would suggest! down to split six or seven ways hoping to make maximal impact here so pls send recs

I think all these soulless “I use AI to write and there’s nothing wrong with that” pieces carry the same energy as a 10 year old saying “I want to play in the NFL but I’m going to use a forklift to do my weight room workouts because lifting weights is hard”

A rare moment of clarity from a US senator

Turns out covering up for pedophiles isn't a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

One of the stated goals of the ADF, Heritage, and Family policy council was to drive a wedge between the LGBTQ community to divide and conquer it. This pick me is willingly doing that work for them and is constantly being platformed by major media like the Atlantic and the WSJ.

So, the first thing the new acting Attorney General did was break the law to halt the Congress-ordered release of the Epstein Files and state that the case is closed. America. Lol.

honestly, if dems/progressive independents don’t clean house during midterms, it’s an irredeemable skill issue

As I've said time and time again, you have to meet all these criteria to have any authority under right wing utopia: 1. Male 2. White 3. Wealthy 4. Conservative 5. Christian (until they drop the facade) 6. Straight 7. Loyal to Dear Leader

Quick reminder for those who want to celebrate.

The only thing we know about the potential firing of Pam Bondi is that she'll somehow be replaced by someone even worse

so what did nostradamus say about the antichrist again

Millions of people voted for this sack of puss

We don't hate rich people enough.

Paula White, her husband and Donald Trump have a total of nine marriages between them.

There's a non-zero chance they'll be the only human beings left on earth when they come back

Got some new colour images of the Transformers The Movie Premiere featuring Robert Stack hanging out with the Jazz and Thundercraker suits📸

Trump attending the supreme court stinks of the scene in The Godfather II when they bring in Frank Pentagelli's brother to the trial, to remind him of the Omerta and keep him from testifying. youtu.be/t8cE3ZekgCY?...

Almost got me for a second

Donald Shitler: We are the only country with birthright citizenship! Reality: 35 countries have birthright citizenship citizensinternational.com/75-countries...

More like April fool's decade

The Norwegian Parliament decided to remove fees on fuel from April first. Which would lower prices by 3-4 NOK/l. So, naturally, most fuel companies increased the price of fuel by 3-4 NOK just before midnight.

🚨BREAKING🚨: A federal judge just ordered Arkansas officials to TAKE DOWN the Ten Commandments monument outside the Capitol. Why? Because lawmakers rigged the system to prevent atheists and Satanists from having the same access. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/federal-ju...

If you try to force me to either pay you or let you sell my information to the highest bidder, I'm just never going to visit your site again. When you effectively treat poor people like your property to sell, you don't deserve my clicks.

The richest toddler in the world losing legal battles is one of the only things left giving me hope

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Everyone pony the fuck fpr the librarian who just got sacked for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from the kids' section of the library.

Say goodbye to birthright citizenship. I doubt his puppets in the supreme court will be able to say no to his face

“We are going to have to force ourselves upon them.” The ease with which the language of abusers is used by this administration

Thank goodness the Norwegian national broadcaster NRK thought refusing to participate in Eurovision was an overreaction to an ongoing genocide.

Ukrainian drone operators take off from ambush position on a Russian military logistics route

This is all too real. These days, satire is just news but in teaser format.

These 4 things are being fixed soon… you’ll pick which repair I handle myself. nyc.gov/madness

just this week: -- OpenAI killed Sora -- Disney subsequently cancelled its investment in OpenAI -- Wikipedia is now banning LLM-generated content ...tell me again how this is all "inevitable" and you have to "get on board or get left behind"?

Today SCOTUS, in a grave disservice to queer and trans people across the country, held that statutes banning conversion therapy are subject to First Amendment strict scrutiny. Basically, SCOTUS handed therapists a First Amendment right to torture queer people. Only Justice Jackson dissented.