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this makes me reflect on how all the stuff i did back in my 20s specifically so i could win fistfights has left me a physical wreck in my 40s hand to hand combat is possibly the single most frangible, high-cost skill human beings ever invented

Synthesizing O Block and the Korengal Valley, from the left

Triple-layered goon/cuck/sissy hypno, but only to improve his immunity to them

200% sure this is an old MB bit

What perfect album came out the year I turned 16?

Got the Sunday Scarry’s. We’re having Richard and the gang over for dinner

Screenshots you can hear:

epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump

Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts

Did the math on getting my literal dream job & realized it would result in either (1) my family living 3hrs away from the office* or (2) there is no option 2 because a double-wide trailer an hour away costs ~$400k

People should fear hell more than they do

Sandahl Bergman in Conan the Barbarian (1982)

From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."

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This is amazing

this is how we gotta be

got a strong machine here for @zodacoo.bsky.social

So literally everyone above a certain level of wealth or influence was in on Epstein? Was he the Emperor of Earth? Was he the motherfucking DEMIURGE?

μολὼν λαβέ.

Do you ever stop and think about how Satan is the prince of this world

when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky

In the astronomically unlikely event that i become a saint I’d like everyone to melt down the microplastics from my body into a gundam, give half the gunpla parts to the Catholic Church and half the gunpla to the Orthodox so that only upon reunion can they have the full 1st class gundam relic

The benefits of the 50YR mortgage: (1) Your bank gets to finance themselves against a longer stream of servicing fees. (2) You are now effectively renting your home as long as you live, but you are responsible for all the upkeep, insurance, and property taxes.

Back cover pull quotes include “[Wordless moaning.]” “Did you see her in that bodysuit?” “Olivia’s media tab was there for me like no one else after my wife kicked me out.”

olivia reeves now has a 500# back squat. does the bar bend like that when it’s on your back? no it does not

“[Outdoorsmen] know that nature is stern, hard, immovable and terrible in unrelenting cruelty. When wintry winds are out and the mercury far below zero, she will allow her most ardent lover to freeze on her snowy breast without waving a leaf in pity”

Will Stancil when someone posts that the economy is worse than ever

The american dream: private debt service equal to the national income 🥲

We've been out there for over a decade saying the same thing: the prequels are good Do you have any idea what we've lost for living our truth The cost of that courage And now you think you can hide your bad decisions behind this truth For Hate's sake, I spit at thee

Dems in Disarray [Laudatory]

Every Dem who votes to open the Government on <a promise to negotiate> deserves to be shot into the sun. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Unbelievable to me.

Search engines have so much juice

smacking my forehead because it’s so obvious the reason everyone hates bsky’s vibe is because we’ve all forgotten what it’s like to spend all day on forums where we despise 80% of the people we talk to, but would cut off our own leg and roast it to feed one of the other 20%

You know how I know porn use is still taboo among elites? No commentators pointing out how ‘republican face’ is taken 1:1 from cosmetic procedures used by porn actresses in the 2010s Am I proud of knowing where it comes from, absolutely not, but I don’t pretend the aesthetic came from nowhere

thesis: people consume more resources, at a lower marginal cost of labor, than ever before in human history antithesis: there should be no such thing as poverty synthesis: pretty please can we talk about anything else, hey i heard ezra klein said something idiotic, let’s get him boys

ah, prosperity discourse i grew up on the rez in intolerable conditions (unsafe plumbing, de factor open pit sewer, HVAC that pumped water/CO into the living area) and our standard of living was unrecognizably better than a single generation before (well water, wood stove heating/cooking)

I was going to say “I would simply be normal about someone else’s wife” but I will never be normal about anything and i repent of that lie

just took a 3 hour nap, most extravagant of the dadnaps

The burning never stops hurting [hopeful]

People should fear hell more than they do

Cracking open the data room to “My Name is Willie (Drift Phonk Mix).ogg”

Dutch Schaefer, the quintessence of the Final Girl, is far less interesting than the rainbow coalition of warrior-monk mercenaries around him This is the bedrock of Predator’s greatness

HELEN ANDREWS And so what the statistics show, Ross, when you look at it ROSS DOUTHAT Yeah, let’s dig in ANDREWS What they show is that, okay, 98% of boys go to college to get more knowledge DOUTHAT Wow. ANDREWS And almost 97% of girls, in contrast, they go to Jupiter to get more stupider

Now is the time for EA to act with courage and rerelease the greatest game of all time

i’m a simple man with simple dreams: to call up every boss i’ve ever had (except one) and say “hey brokie” and mean it