If I could say one sentence to cats and make them understand it, it would probably be "If you are going to puke, please do it on a hard surface."

They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes

The Gestapo marched hundreds of thousands of innocent people to their deaths. I've ended private schools' tax breaks to invest in state schools. No responsible leader makes vile comparisons like this. Kemi Badenoch is not fit to be Prime Minister.

[turning on a world cup match] oh wow, cape verde, i wonder where that is [55 minutes later] if cape verde wins it will be the greatest day of my life

I guess the blanket isn't mine anymore. I don't mind sharing I suppose. #CatSky #CatsofBlueSky #Cats #LittleThief #CuteCat

Immigrants are not our enemies They're not responsible for austerity The transfer of wealth through privatisation The erosion of civic liberties The dismantling of democracy or the concentration of power we're on the wrong end of THEY'RE BEING BLAMED & PUNISHED BY THOSE WHO ARE RESPONSIBLE

Welp there’s no unseeing this

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

That's some creative Dragon Ball shadow play Reddit: u/OdysseyTag

What a night! Statue of Emery please! #URV #AVFC

Let the national campaign begin. Binface For Eurovision 2027!

Austria have just ripped off Rob Damiani's Technology look. #Eurovision #DonBroco

Happy #caturday from the perfect menace...

I had a dream last night where I was carrying around a swaddled otter and it was exactly this cute

My 11yo has decided to play D&D in his free session at school. He's written a really cool opening, a few encounters, thought about story progression - the works. All in all, about 3 hours worth of content. He has 20 minutes this afternoon to both introduce his friends to D&D AND play the game. 🤦‍♀️

Not to brag but I have invented a new breakfast, I can see this taking off as the next food trend. I call it the Big Dale... #foodie #foodsky #chef #foodtok

I didn't get it on my first try so now I'm rubbish...

Me looking through the instruction manual for the washing machine after saying that I'm quite capable of washing my own clothes thank you very much.

I know I married the best woman as I get told "close your eyes" and then presented with a children's charcuterie plate... @franjellix.bsky.social #food #foodsky #wife #charcuterie

We're off to the Safari Park today! Me: Do you want to grab a shower before we get ready? 10yo: yes, what shower shop am I going to? This child's jokes kill me off. #parenting #dadjokes

Happy #caturday from the perfect menace...

It's my own fault for using ChatGPT as a search tool, but this really made me laugh. "...with an important nuance..." is sublime 🤌

Zoolander would be impressed. #caturday #catsky #catsofbluesky

My 10yo was telling me about a child at school that was in assembly and dubbed "the pokemon expert" by the headteacher. He said "well, I thought to myself that that's not true, my mom's the pokemon expert." Proud. #pokemon #nerd #pokemonexpert #parenting

When your dog is a Disney Princess.

My husband and I were playing #scrabble except he was playing "Don't Let Fran Get The Triple Word Squares". I still won. @megalatron.bsky.social

Had the best impromptu time with my wife yesterday, got her books and we also found ourselves in a food festival! So we ate ALL the cheese! @franjellix.bsky.social

Apparently we posted this on this day in 2019, and I have managed to completely erase it from my brain until now. “The Breadhouse in Chalfont St Peter” is absolutely the filthiest sexy slang.

Hear me out... Gul Dukat is the original shadow daddy. #StarTrek #DS9 #GulDukat #ShadowDaddy #SpaceDaddy #BookTok

Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."

Worth noting the combined Green/Labour vote was more than double Reform. Didn't even need tactical voting to beat them in the end. Maybe if they hadn't picked such a useless candidate they would have done better.

Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████

I'm always only a small breakdown away from falling back into my old school RuneScape hole... bluesky-map.theo.io #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity #RuneScape #OldSchoolRunescape

My husband is playing #Battlefield6 and he hasn't shot a single enemy or completed an objective yet. Why? Because we're too busy commenting on the real estate opportunities and the layouts of the houses 😂 "Not a good location - I just got shot by the neighbours!"

Women's rumble was stellar. Sol Ruca was amazing! Men's was... Meh... standout performance from the Bouncy Boy. Both singles matches were brilliant too! Might start watching properly again. #RoyalRumble #WWE #RoadToWrestlemania

I'm still chasing this high #dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e

New words in our house to describe my avoidance of work: 1. Pronapstinate - having a nap instead of working. 2. Prosnackstinate - hunting for food instead of working. 3. Probathstinate - having a bath instead of working. Currently attempting number 1. Might have a 3 later. #procrastination

🚨The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is now closing on 77,000 signatures! Let’s get it to the 100,000 needed! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

after an hour in the Covent Garden Waterstones earlier this is accurate enough to be painful. I was the guy in salmon pink for several minutes.

Jo Cox was murdered before the vote by a far-right terrorist & this is the language this complete disgrace chooses to use

This always cracks me up. I have a good friend whose pet peeve is calling it Frank instead of The Monster. I frequently send them this pic.

Who has made this 🤣

Off to MCM Birmingham today! Luckily it is after pay day.

I know we're meant to learn for the actions in WW2 but I didn't realise that meant implementing them too.

Nobody watches the #BBC. Clearly. It produces nothing of interest or value for anyone in the UK.

Gary Lineker for BBC Director General

Playing #TheOuterWorlds2 while I let @franjellix.bsky.social read #ACourtOfMistAndFury 🤣

Starting #ACourtOfMistAndFury while I let @megalatron.bsky.social play #TheOuterWorlds2 😂