New words in our house to describe my avoidance of work: 1. Pronapstinate - having a nap instead of working. 2. Prosnackstinate - hunting for food instead of working. 3. Probathstinate - having a bath instead of working. Currently attempting number 1. Might have a 3 later. #procrastination

🚨The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is now closing on 77,000 signatures! Let’s get it to the 100,000 needed! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

after an hour in the Covent Garden Waterstones earlier this is accurate enough to be painful. I was the guy in salmon pink for several minutes.

Jo Cox was murdered before the vote by a far-right terrorist & this is the language this complete disgrace chooses to use

This always cracks me up. I have a good friend whose pet peeve is calling it Frank instead of The Monster. I frequently send them this pic.

Who has made this 🤣

Off to MCM Birmingham today! Luckily it is after pay day.

I know we're meant to learn for the actions in WW2 but I didn't realise that meant implementing them too.

Nobody watches the #BBC. Clearly. It produces nothing of interest or value for anyone in the UK.

Gary Lineker for BBC Director General

Playing #TheOuterWorlds2 while I let @franjellix.bsky.social read #ACourtOfMistAndFury 🤣

Starting #ACourtOfMistAndFury while I let @megalatron.bsky.social play #TheOuterWorlds2 😂

Me and Misty have just finished reading this book (I covered her eyes at certain parts 👀) It was delightful. Full of twists and turns and beautiful imagery. I look forward to reading the next one. #ACourtOfThornsAndRoses #BookSky #Romance #Fantasy #Romantasy #BookWorm #CatSky #Reading

If it turns out the Sumo lads robbed the Louvre, I will experience a level of pure joy I haven’t felt since the previous millennium.

As a musician I've not wanted to listen to music all year, I've opted for @bbc5live.bsky.social or podcasts. It is so frustrating but no matter what I try I can't find my music fixation. Which leads me to play music less! Grrrrrrrrr

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

In memoriam...

DM tip: Don't walk back from the pub listening to the THPS2 soundtrack. You may roll an ankle wanting to go skate.

My son is so dramatic. #parenting #parentlife #parentsky #dramatic

On the same day in the Telegraph:

Huh it turns out a single post can make a bit of vomit rise in your throat.

Oh to be a cat for a day #cat #catnap #toebeans

Husband: you love me don't you? Me: yeah of course! Husband: you fucking nerd. Wtf 😂😂😂

The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇

This is the last thing the BBC needs

Here's a song back when I had hair! We are trying to get back to recording and gigging so keep your eyes peeled! #acoustic #song #acousticduo #duo #DejaTwo

DND TIP! If you are a barbarian with a fireball happy PC on your side make sure to go Path of the Totem Warrior and choose Bear at 3rd level... That way you can get hit by double the amount of fireballs than usual! #dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e

I really needed another series with Ncuti's doctor, he had so much more to give. He grew into The Doctor and I wanted to see where it went. #drwho #doctorwho

My #arachnoideum is being a bit extra. #succulent #cobweb #gardening #gardener #niceplant

My husband and I are trying to get back into the music scene after a little hiatus (life, eh?) Here's a video of us in the garden. Let me know what you think. youtu.be/l6i780AXQhA?... #acousticmusic #acousticduo #acoustic #guitar #vocalist #coverband #coversong #music #musicians

Me and my wife are forcing ourselves to clean the house today... She's upstairs singing along to Good Charlotte... I'm watching World at War... Slight difference 😂

Update! I'm running a folklore based campaign and I've fitted it in perfectly! ... But I still need to write it 😅 #ttrpg #dnd #ttrpgcommunity #dnd5e

I have three (hundred) types of TTRPG characters. I am the DM.

Today I came up with a cracking idea for a #dnd adventure but I just can't find the motivation to get it down #ttrpg #dnd5e #ttrpgcommunity

They'll be wearing brown shirts soon. Then in 4 years saying "I was just following orders". How did that work out before again?

of all the unserious years, 2025 is the most unserious

new pope! *crowd goes wild* American pope! *crowd boos* woke for an American! *crowd goes wild* bad on protecting abusive priests! *crowd boos* hates JD Vance! *crowd goes wild*

I like that fact we trust birds to choose the new Pope but I am concerned they have learnt how to light a fire.

So I've just found out the word Conclave comes from the Latin "Cum Clave" which makes this pope selection a lot more sexy! Now I know why it's behind closed doors! #pope #bbc #news

Today I fixed my broken lawnmower, big moment for someone with no mechanical knowledge, instead of buying a new one. Is this what Greta Thumberg feels like everyday? #reduce #reuse #recycle #eco

The same shit, different assholes

Is Logan Paul paying homage to 1999 Chris Benoit ring gear? #wrestlemania