Has anyone woken George Ezra up for the summer yet?

It's a bit warm. #Heatwave

Me watching a documentary about psychopaths and how they "prefer to stay at home, don't have many friends and can get very upset over a minor inconvenience"

I guess the blanket isn't mine anymore. I don't mind sharing I suppose. #CatSky #CatsofBlueSky #Cats #LittleThief #CuteCat

I mean...

Today, I realised my bookshelves are too small and also have not been organised correctly (I've been lazy putting them back where they should go. My bad.) I also realised that this time last year I bought ACOTAR. I now have over 50 books - all read. I have a serious problem. #Romantascy #Books

Putting my alarms on after half-term is the WORST. #Teacher #EduSky #HalfTerm

I remember when the internet was a place for watching cat videos instead of observing the real-time collapse of western civilization.

🔵HUMANS hear up to 20,000 Hz 🔵DOGS hear up to 45,000 Hz 🔵CATS hear up to 64,000-85,000 Hz So, the next time your cat ignores you, just know... it's 100% intentional.

Gotta have some snacks #booksky

It's been a heartbreaking few weeks in our house with 3 family deaths. This little lady has barely left my side. She keeps pressing her little head against my heart, as if she can remove the sadness I'm holding inside it. We don't deserve cats. #cats #CatSky #CatsofBlueSky

Who can identify? #books #booksky #reading

One of my stupid pet peeves is when song titles don't have capital letters where they should be. #PetPeeve

Pep Guardiola: "We played against an incredible team. Unai, what a manager - an incredible human being. Congratulations for them for winning the Europa League. They will be an incredible Premier League contender in the future." #AVFC

CHAMPIONS!!!! Pinch me. I'm dreaming. #UTV #AVFC

UP THE VILLA. I've never been so stressed about a football game in my entire life. #UTV #AVFC #EuropaLeagueFinal

Oh the audience are making their thoughts knowwwwnnnn. #Eurovision

Austria have just ripped off Rob Damiani's Technology look. #Eurovision #DonBroco

I know the Eurovision boycott is strong this year. But, momma needs to party with her premixed cocktails and cheese board. Let's go UK! #Eurovision

A video analysis of the difference between dog joining cat and cat joining the dog. Original post

My 11yo has decided to play D&D in his free session at school. He's written a really cool opening, a few encounters, thought about story progression - the works. All in all, about 3 hours worth of content. He has 20 minutes this afternoon to both introduce his friends to D&D AND play the game. 🤦‍♀️

My husband - the inventor of something that has definitely never been done before. Best Scrambled Eggs™ made by me.

My heart has been pounding since the first goal. #AVFC #UTV

My Bluesky intersection is interesting to me. I often have to check if people mentioning SJM are talking about Super John McGinn or Sarah J. Maas 😂

Went to see Rancid and NOFX tribute bands last night. Brilliant gig Got dragged into the club next door by our friend. Stayed out until 3am. My thighs burn, head hurts but I had a bloody lovely time.

It's Thursday morning and my mom is sending me pictures of her pre-flight G&T. I'm not jealous at all that she's going on holiday. Not one bit. Grumble.

My Ridiculously Talented Musician Husband™ has just said: "I can't believe I haven't nailed this song yet!" He's been practicing for 16 minutes total and it's the first time he's looked at it 😂

Back to work after a few weeks off. I'm irrationally nervous. Send positive vibes through the stratosphere or whatever, thanks. 😬

If anyone would like to see a photo of a cat that wishes it was a red panda, this is your lucky day. #Caturday

#UTV Now that's a team. Where have we been all season?

I just finished a book and said to my husband "it's a good job I bought the next one today!" He said "don't you want to let it sit for a minute before starting the next one...?" I laughed and laughed while reaching for book 2.

Oh isn't he the sweetest. #DragonAge #Veilguard #Emmrich

I aim to please, and please I do.

We're off to the Safari Park today! Me: Do you want to grab a shower before we get ready? 10yo: yes, what shower shop am I going to? This child's jokes kill me off. #parenting #dadjokes

My 10yo is at his dad's for Easter. He knows how to do Easter Sunday right 😂😂 #HappyEaster

A different perspective. Always helpful.

Look at our beautiful lady. Look at her! #caturday

I'd be the worst game streamer ever. I can't stand talking while I play, I hum along to the background music, occasionally go "oh that's not good," or "ah bugger this," mimic the character voices after they say something funny and I spend more time collecting resources than you probably should.

Ok, I was mean in my last post. I'm going to give Veilguard another go. I hope I don't regret it.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and wonder where it all went wrong... ... when they decided to ruin the Dragon Age franchise with Veilguard. I might go back to pretending I'm still waiting for the 4th game.

Zoolander would be impressed. #caturday #catsky #catsofbluesky

Dogs will save us all.

My 10yo was telling me about a child at school that was in assembly and dubbed "the pokemon expert" by the headteacher. He said "well, I thought to myself that that's not true, my mom's the pokemon expert." Proud. #pokemon #nerd #pokemonexpert #parenting

My husband and I were playing #scrabble except he was playing "Don't Let Fran Get The Triple Word Squares". I still won. @megalatron.bsky.social

Had the best impromptu time with my wife yesterday, got her books and we also found ourselves in a food festival! So we ate ALL the cheese! @franjellix.bsky.social

"The bigger your thighs the more kittens you can hold in your lap." This is the kind of body positivity I've been waiting for.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme: