If anyone would like to see a photo of a cat that wishes it was a red panda, this is your lucky day. #Caturday

#UTV Now that's a team. Where have we been all season?

I just finished a book and said to my husband "it's a good job I bought the next one today!" He said "don't you want to let it sit for a minute before starting the next one...?" I laughed and laughed while reaching for book 2.

Oh isn't he the sweetest. #DragonAge #Veilguard #Emmrich

I aim to please, and please I do.

We're off to the Safari Park today! Me: Do you want to grab a shower before we get ready? 10yo: yes, what shower shop am I going to? This child's jokes kill me off. #parenting #dadjokes

My 10yo is at his dad's for Easter. He knows how to do Easter Sunday right 😂😂 #HappyEaster

A different perspective. Always helpful.

Look at our beautiful lady. Look at her! #caturday

I'd be the worst game streamer ever. I can't stand talking while I play, I hum along to the background music, occasionally go "oh that's not good," or "ah bugger this," mimic the character voices after they say something funny and I spend more time collecting resources than you probably should.

Ok, I was mean in my last post. I'm going to give Veilguard another go. I hope I don't regret it.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and wonder where it all went wrong... ... when they decided to ruin the Dragon Age franchise with Veilguard. I might go back to pretending I'm still waiting for the 4th game.

Zoolander would be impressed. #caturday #catsky #catsofbluesky

Dogs will save us all.

My 10yo was telling me about a child at school that was in assembly and dubbed "the pokemon expert" by the headteacher. He said "well, I thought to myself that that's not true, my mom's the pokemon expert." Proud. #pokemon #nerd #pokemonexpert #parenting

My husband and I were playing #scrabble except he was playing "Don't Let Fran Get The Triple Word Squares". I still won. @megalatron.bsky.social

Had the best impromptu time with my wife yesterday, got her books and we also found ourselves in a food festival! So we ate ALL the cheese! @franjellix.bsky.social

"The bigger your thighs the more kittens you can hold in your lap." This is the kind of body positivity I've been waiting for.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

Same member of staff came back and gave me a misdreavus pokemon card. She might be my new favourite. #pokemon #pokemontcg

Hear me out... Gul Dukat is the original shadow daddy. #StarTrek #DS9 #GulDukat #ShadowDaddy #SpaceDaddy #BookTok

New member of staff just came into my room and asked what my top 3 pokemon are. She knows what's up. #TeacherLife #Pokemon #School #EduSky

Crawl out through the Fallout baby, to my loving arms 🎶 It gets stuck in my head and then I need ti play #Fallout4 Oh nooo.... 🙃

One week to rest, recharge and prep for next half-term. I know I'll blink and it'll be over. #EduSky #Education #EduSkyUK #TeacherLife #PrimaryEd

She tried to stop me reading, but #HouseofSkyandBreath isn't going to be put down that easily! #BookTok #BookSky #BookWorm #BookNerd #Romantasy #CatSky #cats #catsofbluesky

My husband is playing #Battlefield6 and he hasn't shot a single enemy or completed an objective yet. Why? Because we're too busy commenting on the real estate opportunities and the layouts of the houses 😂 "Not a good location - I just got shot by the neighbours!"

Misty has stolen my hand for #caturday. It's a good job she's cute. #catsky #catsofbluesky #cats

Up the Villa #UTV #AVFC

No #DnD tonight and I feel a bit empty inside. I might make some new characters to take the edge off. #ttrpg #CharacterCreation

I'm going to be so real if my ex friend dragged me into a fantasy world, I'm immediately going apeshit like wow the power of magic but also you can't just change the plans like that

He took me shopping for books because I was sad. He's a keeper. #Books #BookTok @waterstones.bsky.social #Romantascy #NewBookDay #BookWorm #ILoveBooks @megalatron.bsky.social

I want to run a cosy fantasy themed book/coffee shop where people can come and hang out and talk about their lives with me. Maybe play #DnD too. And read plenty of #romantascy. And people buy stuff to keep me in business. Knowing me, it'd end up like Black Books though.

Women's rumble was stellar. Sol Ruca was amazing! Men's was... Meh... standout performance from the Bouncy Boy. Both singles matches were brilliant too! Might start watching properly again. #RoyalRumble #WWE #RoadToWrestlemania

It's time for the Royal Rumble! We haven't watched WWE since SummerSlam... we have no idea what's going on! At least it starts at a reasonable time for us UK folk for once. Woohoo! @megalatron.bsky.social #WWE #RoyalRumble

I GOT TO FIREBALL MWAHAHAHAHA. #DnD5e #ttrpg #GameNight

I just remembered we have #DnD tonight and I now have a spring in my step. I would like to fireball, please. #ttrpg #dnd5e #5e #sorcerer #homebrew #campaign

My cat is taking a morning nap on my lap. Guess I can't go to work then. #worklife #catsky #catonlap #TheRules

New words in our house to describe my avoidance of work: 1. Pronapstinate - having a nap instead of working. 2. Prosnackstinate - hunting for food instead of working. 3. Probathstinate - having a bath instead of working. Currently attempting number 1. Might have a 3 later. #procrastination

I've been so swamped with work that i haven't had time to read my book in 5 days. 5 days! It's a travesty. Make it stop. #BookWorm #TeacherLife #EduSky #BookNerd #BookTok #Hobbies #Reading #Overworked

The worst bit about teaching is the admin. So much admin every week. There are not enough hours in a day to complete it all. Especially when you're neuro-spicy 🙄 #TeacherLife #EduSky #Education

Tonight in #DnD I adopted a donkey called Glue. He's telepathic. He's Minque's new best friend. #DnD5e #ttrpg #newfound #talkingdonkey

Happy New Year! We spent our evening solving crime, drinking wine and slaughtering each other at Scrabble. Misty helped @megalatron.bsky.social win one. #NYE #HappyNewYear #CatSky #BoardGames #CatsOfBlueSky

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little." ‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.” So a napkin is a little tablecloth. 10/10, no notes.

New book time. This book cover is absolutely divine. Let's hope the book is too! #ChristmasBooks #Quicksilver #CallieHart #BookNerd #BookWorm #BookTok

Hahaha! Good one. #obsidian #OuterWorlds2

My 10yo melts me sometimes. We were having a conversation about Christmas and he stopped mid-sentence to say "your hair looks lovely today. Have you dyed it? It's a really nice colour!" He's either an absolute sweetheart or angling for extra presents 🎁 😂 #parenting #christmas #compliments

Watching #AHS Cult and my cat keeps slow blinking at Sarah Paulson whenever she comes on screen. As soon as she's gone - its back to grooming. She must be a big fan 😂 #SarahPaulson #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky

One of my favourite things at the minute is the K-Pop Demon Hunters metal/rock/pop-punk covers. It's keeping me going this week 😂 #kpopdemonhunters #covers #music