Simon Newbery
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Occasional grumbles about South Western Railway and Reading FC
Quality combover
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8 days ago
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8 days ago
This is a great tribute to her! ππ
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Matthew Highton
8 days ago
Ahhh man. Catherine OβHara π What an absolute talent. Just stole every minute she was on screen and seemed to still be getting better and funnier every year. π
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CEEFAUX
22 days ago
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MrPaulRobinson
about 1 month ago
Keir Starmer here
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John Rainπ₯
2 months ago
Always love the way FIFA reminds you on a very regular basis that football is utterly broken beyond repair.
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Adam Bienkov
3 months ago
Still can't quite believe that "I only said 'gas the Jews' in a non-hurtful way" was the strategy Nigel Farage opted to go for
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No Score Draws βπ»β½
3 months ago
[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
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No Score Draws βπ»β½
3 months ago
Yep
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Helen Alexander
5 months ago
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BladeoftheSun
5 months ago
"Keir Starmer needs to be assassinated, someone needs to shoot Keir Starmer." I think this might be incitement to violence rather than Free Speech.
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Matthew Highton
6 months ago
A bit of Mr Blobby in Paranormal Activity to get your weekend going.
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Well behaved train dog this morning
6 months ago
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Tony Iommi
7 months ago
I just canβt believe it! My dear dear friend Ozzy has passed away only weeks after our show at Villa Park.
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Rebecca Watson
7 months ago
Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
8 months ago
Just started watching this vid, and I can honestly say: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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Roy Jay - The Comedian Who Never Existed (Until He Did)
YouTube video by The Grayyman
https://youtu.be/F4fHknX0AVE?si=DNJf8jxR4DUDE-XT
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Chris Orton
10 months ago
βAnd, now on Newsround we go over to Reg Turnill to talk about todayβs events in space.β βI donβt give a shit John. Also, Iβm dead.β
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Stephen Graham
10 months ago
Opinions differ
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey πΊ
10 months ago
Service stations on the M4 never fail to deliver when it comes to short stories.
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Bryan Blessed
10 months ago
Sorry, but a tariff on racey pub peanut boards is a step too far - even for me.
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Remember taping this from the chart rundown on radio 1 on the Sunday afternoon
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11 months ago
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Here we fucking go
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11 months ago
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Not sure what the person behind me on this train is eating, but it smells like dog food
11 months ago
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Having a pint on the Oxford Road in Reading. Someone has just put "Institutionalised" by Suicidal Tendencies on the juke box. Bloody hell, haven't heard that in years
11 months ago
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Grant McGaheran
12 months ago
The Lordβs Prayer
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First time I've seen the new artwork at Reading Station lit up at night, think it looks really good
12 months ago
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Mr Jim Moon
about 1 year ago
While idly scrolling, I chanced upon this still from Tobe Hooper's Salem's Lot, and for a brief second I thought "What, there was an American remake of Minder?!?"
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Christopher Pittard
about 1 year ago
There it is.
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Ricardo Autobahn
about 1 year ago
BENNET ARE IN THE CHARTS! BENNET ARE IN THE CHARTS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Kevin Boniface
about 1 year ago
In January 2021, during the third national lockdown, I pulled into this deserted pub car park to turn the van round and found a lamppost and a bin engaged in lively conversation while they thought no one was looking. Incredible.
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The Fast Show
about 1 year ago
And then I really did crash the economy
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Matthew Highton
about 1 year ago
Been watching a lot of Teletubbies with my 1yo. Absolutely incredible move from the producers to include Pennywise in the red balloon episode.
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Decent bit of snow for the first time in a few years
about 1 year ago
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Paul Cornish
about 1 year ago
Tell your vampire lords apart with this simple rhyme: Medallion and cloak? It's that Dracula bloke. Teacosy and smock? Why, it's Count Orlok.
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Out of office switched on until January
about 1 year ago
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Chris Orton
about 1 year ago
Obligatory Viz cartoon
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Neil Miles
about 1 year ago
The Tony Rich Project
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Dreadnought Holiday
about 1 year ago
Not going to lie - the way our street is lit up right now has me going all Tommy Woodrooffe.
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PUBLIC SERVICE BROADCASTING - Lit Up
YouTube video by PSBHQ
https://youtu.be/dsP95AfBtkk?feature=shared
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Mark Faulkner
about 1 year ago
Here is my Chas 'n' Dave story.
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add a skeleton here at some point
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Chinny Honk
about 1 year ago
Ernie Wise and Val Singleton. Up the Arse Corner.
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trouteyes
about 1 year ago
I would not tell anyone if I had won the lottery, but there would be signs.
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Matthew Highton
about 1 year ago
Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now itβs here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
almost 2 years ago
He still looks like someone pumped John Barrowman full of mayonnaise.
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Uncle Duke
about 1 year ago
are those my only two choices?
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bleary
about 2 years ago
Kevin Eldon, Matt Berry, Bridget Christie and others recreate the Sex Pistols/Bill Grundy incident, except everyone is Amish.
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IT'S KEVIN Amish Sex Pistols
WITH Kevin Eldon, Peter Serafinowicz, Bridget Christie and Matt BerryWRITER/CONCEPT Arthur MathewsMAKE UP DESIGN Sarah Jane HillsCOSTUME DESIGN Sam PerryDOP ...
https://youtu.be/0NQphQZXhFM?si=wpqtnqFKkEuAlaKU
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Ian Martin
almost 2 years ago
There's an absolutely adorable child on this train reciting the alphabet and after K, he keeps going "ello mello P" and honestly his lusty affirmation of life, of hope, reminds me that once again I have forgotten to bring my fucking headphones.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
about 1 year ago
How is everyone? Everyone ππ»
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Kath
about 1 year ago
Harry Enfield and I have signed these gorgeous prints for Teenage Cancer Trust. Go to their online shop for details. Jam sandwiches not included. Fank yoo! π€π
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John Self
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