Caught sight of this lad in a pub garden on the Oxford Roadin Reading

The ethical gymnastics the 'anyone but England' posse would face this week if they ever thought about ethics. www.lemonde.fr/en/sports/ar...

Argentina v Switzerland- tricky this one. Hoarders of nazi criminals or hoarders of nazi gold? I’m in a moral dilemma.

Ooyvind Norstaad, Stig Bloemfomstein, Thor Heyerdahl, Edvard Munch, Roald Amundsen, Jo Nesbo, King Haakon VII. Your guys took an unlucky and devastating defeat in boiling hot confitions that rendered the game a borderline lottery. Can you hear me, King Haakon VII?

Christ. Gabriel Clarke trying to annoy England players in the post match interviews

Strand Larsen on for Haaland

Eh?

yyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssss

This calls not only for another martini, but also for some pickled onion monster munch, clearly

Oh well, at least I've got a couple of cans left

That one’s for Lindisfarne.

get the fuck in

I’m feeling strange. To lose to Norway feels like the entirely right thing to do. Better than losing to Argentina or France. They will obviously lose at some point, and I love Norway. Sovereign wealth fund, best bit of commentary ever, The Heroes Of Telemark. This could be the easiest q-f ever.

The criminal who funded Nigel Farage before his election made undisclosed donations to Reform UK in an apparent breach of electoral law. www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/... Latest from me and Insight

The Capture Of Christ, by Giulio Cesare Procaccini, 1610s, 📸 by @StephChambers

Every single person in the UK should get a chance to lamp McSweeney in the ballbags.

TODAY IS THE DAY FOR AN UBERBANGER www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLB5...

Angry looking clouds moving in, probably end up with a few minutes of light drizzle

Hope these guys have a good night

well that was extremely average #thefootball

The grebos, the crusties, the goths

Temperature has just dropped to 29c, cheers fossil fuels enthusiasts

Was not expecting that outcome

Just sat on a chair in a pub which then collapsed, how's your day going?

"By his shit art and tasteless ballrooms shall ye know the Beast" -- The Book of Revelation

As a British person, I really want to ring up Chad Bianco and ask him why he's so shit

Not a rugby fan,, but that France top is a thing of bueaty

This is the best version of Wuthering Heights and I shall be taking no questions.

Get in!!! #skeleton

Jim Ratcliffe is a prick. I always thought he was. He has done nothing to suggest that he is not a prick. I loathe Jim Ratcliffe and as a result I find it very hard to get behind his cycling team. He was a prick before he got into cycling. He’s always been a prick. I hope that clears things up.

Quality combover #totp

This is a great tribute to her! 😭💔

Ahhh man. Catherine O’Hara 😔 What an absolute talent. Just stole every minute she was on screen and seemed to still be getting better and funnier every year. 💔

Keir Starmer here

Always love the way FIFA reminds you on a very regular basis that football is utterly broken beyond repair.

Still can't quite believe that "I only said 'gas the Jews' in a non-hurtful way" was the strategy Nigel Farage opted to go for

[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]

Yep

"Keir Starmer needs to be assassinated, someone needs to shoot Keir Starmer." I think this might be incitement to violence rather than Free Speech.

A bit of Mr Blobby in Paranormal Activity to get your weekend going.

Well behaved train dog this morning

I just can’t believe it! My dear dear friend Ozzy has passed away only weeks after our show at Villa Park.

Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP