If you wait until your road-to-Damascus moment is "I have a trans child/co-worker who was deported/immunocompromised parent/friend who was evicted" it's too fucking late. You have to care about people because they are part of the human race, like you, even if you don't know them already

…oh shit, yeah, that’s it, isn’t it?

it would be funny if OUR treaty of Versailles lead to the destruction of a fascist political party instead of its creation I want that for us

So excited to finally have them this year

Future member of the Murder City Devils (+ more) covering Whips and Furs. Pure attitude.

if i had my way when that tarp and scaffolding come down both Trump and Kennedy's names will have been replaced with a sick-ass mural of Dale Earnhardt killing God with an X-Wing

It was purely hypothetical until today but I think we can all confidently agree that all trillionaires are bastards

So accurate, Florida... a parody account but I wish it was Lakeland's official account.

Easily the event that I’m the most excited for this year! #portland #punk @transpanicpunk.bsky.social

Bi men: "I don't know if I count as queer because I don't think I've had sex with enough guys, and I don't really want to take up space in the queer community that I haven't truly earned. I guess I'm a heteroflexible ally." Straight men: "Eating pussy makes you gay."

It's a real shirt now! Thanks to everyone who ordered one and helped to raise over $1.5k for the bail fund.

RPG pro tip: ply your DM with frozen margaritas till they say “fuck it, you win, let’s listen to cock sparrer” @the-infamous-eel.bsky.social

The jingle of the sin eater (Apologies to @tedleo.bsky.social)

Heya friends, we could use your help!

Find yourself a drummer who utterly understands you

this same basic logic caused the OceanGate disaster

Respect For Friend Drops After Reading Book They Recommended

Things I called a cunt or cunts on my morning run: a hill; my legs; a moor; some willow warblers; a fell runner (quietly, under my breath); a rock in the path; my ankle; a golfer; a trig point.

If this sounds like you, I encourage you to look into my two favorite genres of country music — 1. I will die for my union and the cops who shot us are going to Hell, and 2. I just killed my husband and it’s the best thing I’ve ever done.

4 Inches Of Blood

Looking at everything that happened after, I've searched my heart and realized that it was necessary to murder Hitchbot. We should've been more antagonistic towards robots pretending to be our friends. Philadelphia once again proves to be a city of prophets.

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Oregon officials are burning a billion public dollars on the Moda Center/Blazers deal. Amid a budget crisis, we’re giving handouts to Tom Dundon, a billionaire who made his money on subprime auto loans, and co-owner Marc Zahr, a billionaire whose shadow bank sold a warehouse to ICE this year.

Knee deep in it working on our first pledge drive! Details in link donorbox.org/unmuted-prid...

The step stool in the woods Sorry @chuckwendig.bsky.social

My best craft advice is "Put a giant worm in it." You can never go wrong with a giant worm. Sci-fi: Giant worm on an alien planet Fantasy: Giant worm in mountain sitting on a pile of gold Horror: Giant worm (eats people) Romance: Giant worm causes third-act breakup Mystery: Giant worm investigates

So it was a blitz attack? On a ballroom??

I love being such a train wreck of a band that AI can’t replace us: guitarist mic cuts out, drummer replaces lyrics with “I forgot the fucking words,” I forget this started as a surf band and use my growl voice

Stoked to be helping put this on again along with @stormboyoly.bsky.social

Ever other radio station: “it’s beautiful out there, go buy stuff” @xrayfm.bsky.social: “here’s a 30 minute portishead block; stay home and cry” Never ever change

"There's no ethical consumption under capitalism" is phrase meant to warn against corporate green washing. We all feed the machine in some manner, but for fuck's sake—it's not meant as a c'est la vie shrug to excuse destructive individual choices. 👿

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Update: Oh hell yes www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/w...

This is absolute bullshit

The first two legs of the speaking tour featuring participants in the resistance to ICE in the Twin Cities were a smashing success, addressing many hundreds of people throughout the Midwest and East Coast. The West Coast tour begins Saturday! The details are here: crimethinc.com/breakicetour

the country is too big, there are too many of us, no one person should be at the top of this pyramid we have tested the guardrails around this gig pretty thoroughly and it turns out a hell of a lot of them don't hold if you are simply a violent, amoral demo unrestrained by norms or empathy

I mean we’ve all suddenly come to in a Waffle House at some point in our lives but I for one have never blamed a blackout on the hand of god

All day, every day. Transphobes are not welcome here.

Imagine believing that the only way to be entertained is not thinking

A bunch of bathrooms in PDX are gonna get a lot sillier now that I got these stickers

Perfection

Mass Defense Hotline has been a gateway to support for anyone dealing with the carceral system in Multnomah County since 2017. Wear this design as a reminder to memorize it when risking arrest. All proceeds to Defense Fund PDX, Portland's longstanding bail fund. 🔗 cottonbureau.com/p/E44M9H/shi...

'wait when did chuck tingle get political?'

given the modern conservative fascination with Sparta it's at least a little funny that they've engineered a situation in which Persia is able to level a dramatically uneven battlefield by forcing the conflict into a narrow pathway

"Bunch of guys obsessed with Ancient Sparta can't beat the Persians at sea" was probably one of the known-knowns, come to think of it.

Starting to do reviews of PDX and PNW bands, so click below and contact me www.volumebomb.com/blog/Blog%20...

My drummer @jessicadejesus.bsky.social is a goddamn delight