Trump is recruiting for ICE with a $100K starting salary, $50K signing bonus, and $60K in student loan forgiveness—all while garnishing wages for working people who can't pay their student loans. His message to working people is clear... 1/2

The alt text is the christmas present you didn't know you wanted.

Merry Christmas everyone! Wishing you all a warm and joyful holiday season!

@bbnomula.bsky.social do you think my 19 year old will guess what his present is this year?

🎶Sad cleaning Grieving in disguise🎶

Remembering how excited I was at 14 that MING-NA, who was just SO COOL and SO PRETTY and SO BADASS, was voicing Mulan and thinking I really should have known I was gay a lot earlier.

Advice from Portland

Sorry for how I acted in 2025. In 2026 Im gonna be worse.

My mother: do me a large favor Me: I am upset because you were cruel and insulted my entire household last week My mother: No, just you Me: solid start, great way to get what you want from me

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy Credit: @adamtots.bsky.social

Roll For Tricksters 🥸🐺🎲 So excited to kickoff January of 2026... with a bunch of rad Natives doing freaking POWWOW HEIST with @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social as our Dungeon Master! This is gonna be such a hoot of a game: come check out the Live Play event at USC! Time to get our Native-Nerd on 🪶

Oh my void this talking to my mom so hard sometimes that I screamed when I got to the end (I mean the part where she victim stances about shit that isn't criticism)

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Me: here is a boundary My mother: you're a cruel lying bitch that clearly hates me, goodbye forever Me:

Since the entire internet is having this conversation; Sometimes going no contact isn't even a decision. It's looking at the ringing phone and realizing you don't have the strength. Over and over again. If one person is not accessible to another, something about that relationship HURTS.

Watching my son as adult take his first steps at creating his own family (best friends with whom he wants to share our family holiday traditions) is deeply heartwarming. Or I'm just out of my omeprazole. Could be both.

Gachiakuta is a continual source of absolutely banger insults

You had me at warlock

Apparently YouTube and Spotify both think I'm mad crazy for @bbnomula.bsky.social when really I'm just a mom that is trying to keep up with what my 19 year old listens to so I understand what the fuck he's talking about. The animated music videos are awfully fun, I admit.

I guess the upside to quarantine is more time to play video games. The writing on the earlier Assassin's Creed games could be a little rough, but I'm a simple creature that loves sneaking around and pulling people off of cliffs.

Post something random. Just because.

@kitikins.bsky.social is putting stickers of our dog's head on random bodies and giggling maniacally to theirself.

We remember. We love. We fight. www.transremembrance.org/insights-and...

If anyone can help out with this fundraiser, you'd be helping out a devoted teacher who has been through a lot and given so much to her community.

Hey folks, I often do posts calling for indie developers to link me their games so I can signal boost them. Today I want to do something similar for all trans creatives. If you are a trans game dev, artist, writer, streamer or YouTuber, reply here with a link to your work. Only one rule: no GenAI.💜

Man tries to make joke about "girl math" about me and my bestie. I responded, " 1: Ew, gross, no. Sexist. 2: Not a girl. 3. MATHLETE." I didn't get my first period the night before Regionals to be insulted by some 30 year-old pissbaby who can't pick up his boxers from the guest bathroom floor.

Every time I come in, another kid (not supes verbal), has to check on it by poking me and asking, "ferret? okay?" until I show him it's getting better.

Jesus Christ, my inner 14 year old edgelord is eating up this isekai trash while my 41 year old self sighs with disappointment.

Some really great books in here!

🚨SAPPHIC LIFETIME CHRISTMAS MOVIE THIS YEAR🚨

I have decided for my birthday I'm going to get my bestie of 30 years stoned as shit and make her watch Centaur World because I am an extremely silly person.

I need to learn how to draw birds now

Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks

A friend once told me her experience was that death comes in threes so in the past week my grandmother died, my mom's best friend died, and one of our cats just died. All y'all mfers better be safe now.

At its brightest to where I could see the pink tinge and lines with naked eye! Near Lincoln Nebraska. My feet got cold, it lasted about 40 minutes. Feeling aurora lucky tonight!

I love when my mom gets truly excited because she bounces on her feet while giggling and clapping her hands. She got to see the aurora tonight from our deck and it made her SO happy

4 year old, holding my arm: Grey, why is some of your tattoo messed up? Me: I fell down on concrete and scraped it up but it's healing Him, solemnly, making intense eye contact: you're not supposed to fall on concrete so don't do it anymore Me: I'll try my best, bud

People often push the disabled to take risks with our health. They think if it’s already “that bad” who cares if it gets worse We care. Our baselines mean everything to us. Whatever limited function we have left is always worth protecting. You don’t get it until you get it.

Rollin up to the funeral today like

Mum: Scooby-Doo came out when I was 8 or 9 but I could never get into it. Shaggy's voice was annoying and I could never figure out what Fred was for, except to drive the car. Me: Me: That's the gayest thing you've ever said.

Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.

TIL that I can't watch my trash isekai shows with my son in the room because he will keep a running commentary going the entire time.

This gorgeous piece from @hebagowayed.bsky.social is a must read! The casual Islamophobia hurled at Mamdani's campaign over the last few weeks has struck such a nerve for so many of us.

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

Will be converting mine today ahead of trick or treating