if your response is interpreted as "Well I struggle worse so fuck you" maybe just don't

"I'm canceled," he says in the sleek profile they gave to him in the New Yorker while his latest special & his new novel is coming out. A lot of people wish they were that canceled.

Celebrating Small Business Saturday by arguing with people who post their MLMs in my town Facebook group

A Ruby-crowned Kinglet in the Central Park Ramble. These tiny migratory birds can linger into January in small numbers. ❤️

not now babe it's infishtructure week

I saw mommy pegging Santa Claus

Time

damn emotions are so cool, i wish they weren't so subjective

ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/

“If we break quarantine, we could all die”

*milk

This is the correct take. Stewing in white supremacist propaganda is bad for your thinking. And if think you are so savvy that it won’t impact you, you are the exact kind of mark they are slowly converting (I’m looking at you, centrist pundits).

oh fuck it was a two plus parter today oh the floors in your apartment I have pity for them today!

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Boooo, your choice of bass is not good and your thrust game is weak today. 7/10, my whole room didn't even shake long enough to feel the vibrations in a dildo Hey, if I get to be involved in your sex life unwillingly I'll directly call you out with my scorecard Your lives are just so interesting rn

unhappy thanksgiving

my balls and belly are kinda heavy bro, you actually gonna help me or what?

wait...is that Bobs Burgers main cast silhouettes in a line down your leg? Gurl your ink is cool move your leg away from the sex swing chain so I can get a better look

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Pubby

Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.

your resident looping aficionado has gone and done a loop! (or a lot of single crochet) no more will I be plagued by not finding my cup coaster, the coaster is on the cup!

Device…hoarding. Because you don’t go get a new one while yours is still fine. Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.

extremely scary episode this week

Did you actually fall in love at work or did you just associate their worksona with who they aren't. Like, actually though I'd adore some grow scrolling Anyone know anyone who found a lasting relationship at work with someone or is that just big corporate trying to sell you capitalism?

A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"

Honestly the penny is "cool" because it's the smallest whole unit to be divided to. Functionality, you're the backbone and it shouldn't have taken more of you to make one of you. Boom and bust cycle food based currency though 👀? And snap, it's all been away.

Wicked Wicked: For Good Wicked: Tokyo Drift 2 Wicked 2 Good Wicked Five The Fate of the Wicked

Now with alt text because this affects the entire planet.

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

You two keep flipping cards trying to be first but it's just all push and pull like taffey. In the end there's enough for us all, if you keep the salivation to a minimum. Lick the sugar though, it'll lick you back. If you're sweet enough you'll get mixed in too.

I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"

rocking camping chairs for my lil crochet by the fire loving ass self

working charcoal to mark on stone, molding all the wood into expressions of new potential. What a fool to ever have accepted that the end comes twice and beginnings once, I didn't see that perspective is everything and sure as shit didn't live it. Be kinder to yourself, then others.

It's flu SZN, people

One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus

is it good when your product becomes hip slang for “bullshit”

Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever

you're busy bouncing on it but i'm busy finding the truth

Bodied by my eldest , frankly

Charlie Brown (2026)

Mr. Mayor is just Ted Danson getting a sequel to The Good Place except this time Michael has to run a city and got part of his memory wiped

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Please remember to staunchly remind people that no, employees are not the people to offload your holiday bullshit onto 🥰 Your feelings are fake and you're actively icking everyone the fuck out by making yourself stressed over literally nothing.