That cat 🐱 was sick of her mess 😂😂

I keep forgetting my headaches are from allergies and I have to take my allergy medicine to get rid of it.

I am elated about this Plex shit! I can watch so many movies on my projector. I wish the app was on the system but I can just cast it to my device from my phone!

I’m through, I promise 🤣

Men, if you ask a woman about her education and she mentions a degree(s), please, I beg, do not follow up with “Formal education isn’t even important anymore. You don’t really need school.” Follow me for more life hacks.

Guess who phone still in they hands?

The maintenance person is a girl!!!! Yay!!!!!

Mega churches are just money funnels for charismatic men who figured it out

I’m going to start calling people wet blankets

I want people to be released from the idea of turning everything into income. It’s okay to do things and have fun just for the sake of enjoyment.

Made a chicken shawarma bowl from my leftovers. Very yummy

I’m trying to decide if calling my mom will help or hurt

I was doing good until this work meeting…now I’m about to drown my irritation via shopping

Who authorized the WH demo? Like he does not own that House!

God am I your strongest soldier? Can I get a little back up? Or monetary support in the form of a huge windfall of money? 10k? 100k? Nothing too crazy. Pls. Thx.

My brain is trying to focus on not going crazy but I still have to work.

This is Iliamna. She made a new best friend, who happens to be a balloon. Really thought they would have more time together. 12/10 (TT: andreal.corbin)

I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

millennials went from no ring tones to permanent dnd

I’ve been getting the worst sleep in life. I don’t know what’s wrong. I literally can’t sleep. My eyes are closed but I’m not falling into a deep sleep

Um guys…I think we’ve found the man behind the heist. What more evidence do we need?

When I tell you my therapist is gonna be super proud of me. Lol she used to be so sick of me. I done got way better!

Get back to the roots. Get back in the booth.

This heat. When does the album drop?

Also. Might…(emphasis on might) do a Halloween look this year. Maybe. Possibly. (Don’t get mad if I don’t. I really don’t have any ideas)

Shit. I may not be able to wait for the sale. I got a fire look in mind

Nike just dropped the cute stuff for women finally oh during the next sale I’m going crazy

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I did 2 new things by myself today and met new friends! Clap for me!

This cold open will never not make me laugh

You think you have a grasp on how big moose are until you see something like this

Once again Tame Impala makes an excellent album. Whew!!!

Oh wow I had the best morning

WHY DOES EVERYTHING NEED AN APP? AND WHY DO I HAVE TO DOWNLOAD EVERY APP FOR THINGS TO WORK? GET A WEBSITE! AND STOP MAKING ME SIGN UP TO YOUR WEBSITE! IM TIRED OF CREATING PASSWORDS!

Ha! This just made my day.

Decentering men is important for men to do too. It frees you from so many shackles.

It’s crazy how we most likely will and I am having a brownie and milk for breakfast

Wish i could turn of yall RTs on here like on twitter smh

Once again a 2 hour nap resulted in me being awake for 4 hours. Not a fair trade at all.

Gotta find more Atlanta friends

I keep forgetting I said I’m going to stop sharing my ideas of stuff to do with people because they just do those things without me 😒

The universe has a funny way of putting you where you need to be.

Oh my ‘tism is showing

Body tea

I miss wearing lingerie.

Treating myself to a triple dipper 😊