That girl fashions ain’t been right in years. Where’s our icon?

I never know what be going on in social media. Everything is crazy.

Happy birthday @xavierdleau.com 🫶🏽

Christians:

"This is an important thing to think about."

Life has been beating my ass nonstop this year. I really just need a break.

It would kinda be like the last day you went outside to play with your friends, not knowing that would be the last day you went outside to play with your friends.

You have to adapt your parenting style to your children. Not the other way around.

“Your payment was successful” I bet it was you trick ass bitch

Baby. The way my life has set up to prevent me from having kids by way of see how bad these motherfuckers can be. Lord have mercy.

Talk to me like a woman not like “my homegirl” (this not a Kiki) if you tryna convey something “serious” and if you still have options don’t talk to me at all about mine unless you ready for me to clear house and you house needs to be clear.

You clocked? You blocked.

I keep telling my family I need them to take my damn dog and they like oh but she loves you she wants to be with you now…I KNOW love her too but I just had surgery get her away from me cuz she’s too jumpy and floppy so now I gotta be careful and I can’t move and I need to move

I can't stand a man with the sense of humor of a middle school boy. Everything doesn't need a "dirty joke" Please stfu.

Ppl casually saying they use ChatGPT for basic human things

Bro. I’m so tired of life.

There are going to be men that resent you for the very thing they’re attracted to you for. You then become the villian in their story.

speaking of icks…women who call other women “females” 🤮

My evergreen life mantra

Happy 404 Day Alanna.

I get imposter syndrome then remember Mariah the Scientist is a successful singer…. I CAN DO ANYTHING.

Why is the bread not getting me?

They done kidnapped Gucci?

It better not be another pregnancy

Now if this was Peaky Blinders I might have watched past episode 1.

All of my favorite outfits are so simple

Revisiting Mk.Gee and all of his albums are hitting. Wow. When he goes on tour I’m in there.

I was basically off work all last week and my brain was like

The weirdest thing is still how I can turn my work brain on and off in an instant. Where do the words come from sometimes? It’s crazy how knowledge is just in your brain waiting to be shared. (No, I am not. I just have imposter syndrome a lot)

Jesus. Finally figured out wtf was wrong with me. Nothing serious but how I got sick is still a mystery

Yesterday was the first time in a while that I felt a bit of happiness.

1000% true. Do not do it. Do not do it ever.

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 nah man jsjsjsjjsjsjs

I love this lady" The "reporter" was asking her these loaded racist question and she handle it perfectly. He really wants Black people protesting. 👏 Good for you lady. 92%

That one picture where you said “I ate that a little” I have a lot of these and simultaneously very few…

When I say, "I need an adult" I'm being 100% serious

in conclusion, i require adult supervision at all times. full stop.

This is (I think) a Greater Blue-Eared Starling (Lamprotornis chalybaeus) & the amazing chrome job is their super-power. They've evolved to manipulate light in VERY specific ways, attracting mates, intimidating rivals. Let's look at the nanostructures that bring this bling into being.

Photographing athletes in unconventional spaces -IG ROMAINMAYA

Ok. I’m tired of that white man asking black people why they don’t xyz anymore.

Amtrak slogan is: "Say my Nigga, how'd you like to get home for the same price but 12 hours later?"

This was by far the windiest 84° ever

I want a brisket from Buc-ee’s with some spicy pickle chips on the side soooo badddddddd omg