It's an unconscious government agent somewhere on the ground with metal gear solid Z's floating from his head

Assata Shakur has "died in Havana, Cuba, as a result of health conditions and her advanced age." She was 78.

me

🙂

Smfh.

Please come ready to kiss the fuck out of me.

Listen… Not only do I KNOW I’m a good kisser I’ve been told I’m a good kisser. Also please have the self regulation because I don’t… I will literally kiss you into oblivion.

This is me being silly because I feel like the skyline could use some laughter today. Please don’t take this seriously; no one needs to follow me 🤣

This how I be feeling about men

My favorite apex predator is an ovulating woman.

Welp. Still here. Am I late to the rapture or….

And you’d be right.

Oh bullying Disney worked? Or was there enough mad #FFF folks?

apparently folks are getting raptured tomorrow so ask if you can see her titties today

Today…. On September 22nd, 2025- I’ve made the unfortunate decision to drink coffee on an empty stomach.

My semi annual flicks need to be SEEN!

I miss kissing.

Give us more Black head coaches in the NFL

Car maintenance too if I ever put your no-no parts in my mouth.

Same thing they always do… STINK.

Scrolling Only Fans:

Why you present this like a problem?!?!

Why would you want me to come outside with you and there ain’t no food involved? Now my sugars low and I got an attitude.

Ain’t even no such thing as a date that don’t involve food for ME. As a matter of fact ANY outing that doesn’t involve food is a dub. Do not make me come out my house for a single fuckin reason if u don’t plan on feeding me. Friends, family, husband, whatever.

I’ve learned that you have much better dating experiences when you shut down shit that doesn’t align with you immediately! No chances. Listen to your gut. You don’t have that funny feeling for no reason. Cut em loose!!

Ain’t never had a problem with men wanting to do nice things for me but I’m also not an asshole for no unwarranted reason.

Anyway. Stop letting niggas play in ya face. Cut them off. Probably aint even gonna make you cum.

If y’all don’t hurry up and have a this moldy navel orange face up against an Elden Ring boss so we can finally stop seeing his bitch boy antics imposing in our lives every day. Like the next time I see anything about him anywhere better be a breaking news story that’s says he died. Fucking loser.

All the time.

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ABC is pulling #JimmyKimmelLive indefinitely after his Charlie Kirk comments He said “We hit some new lows over the weekend with MAGA desperately trying to characterize the kid who killed Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them & doing everything they can to score political points from it”

Normalize romance again. Be spontaneous—plan dates and surprises. Express love and affection regularly. Make playlists. Laugh often. Write love notes and letters. Hold hands and cuddle. Dance like no one is watching.

I FOUND A PRIVATE LANDLORD WILLING TO WORTH ME !!!! I just need $1100 omg omg please yall lol just got off the phone ! I’m supposed to check back in with her Friday !! gofund.me/c98112c9

Men have always been the bane of successful pregnancies and never want to take accountability for it. My favorite is when men use to execute their wives for not bearing sons but it was literally a man’s fault for shooting nothing but girls- as if a family full of women was actually an issue.

Rest in light Mr. Redford

Robert Redford, Oscar-winning actor and director, dies aged 89

Aye man check y’alls subscriptions. Things are getting unecessarily expensive out here.

Everybody is absolutely huffing glue.

Last week really sheds light on how the lot of them…. Are bat shit crazy. And that anyone can say anything they want as long as they attach “IN JESUS NAME” at the end of it no matter how heinous, bigoted, racist, misogynistic/misogynoir, harmful, abusive, lgqtbia-phobic and so on…

Angela Bassett at the #Emmys #Emmys2025

“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys

I think I want to get one of those dangly nose rings.

Angela is great 😂🤣

You’re welcome.

Beyoncé said “So anyway, here’s what I wore on my birthday.” 🥵

Proof of life. Proof of fine.

I’m so bloated. I’m literally a butterball.

White leader prays to his white god that the shooter isn’t white, because it wont fit their racist nationalist agenda to blame Black people and foreigners for everything. Alas, it was one of their own sons. Poetic.