The Spirittea map music is a bop

Super Shredder be whoopin my ass dolo.

Mattafack, I’m getting ramen TOMORROW.

Listen to this album, ok?

My nail tech forgot all about me, man. She called me on Monday saying she would call me tomorrow for an appt. It’s soon Thursday.

Elite. You know what changed my life? Spinach artichoke pizza.

“I’m sure your parents did the best with what they had.” How are you so sure tho? Like what if they literally did not. Like what if they knew they could do so much more and simply chose not to? Bc I’m sure that happens.

Reporting for duty! 🫡

And do. Gotta snatch em all!

Okay, wait.

Getting in the door and realizing why you don’t tie your shoes <

Chadwick Boseman, the multi-award-winning actor best known for portraying T'Challa in the MCU, will receive a posthumous star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on November 20, according to the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce. bit.ly/49aUVzb

Finally, it’s my time!

Everyone shut the hell up - this is the most IMPORTANT THING

*lobs to the sl*

*Posting through whatever the fuck y’all got going on bc I am LOST*

My strategy, strategy will - getcha getcha baybehh!

*Soda Pop shoulder shimmies*

I need to wfh forever. I can’t contain my singing out loud in these people’s office.

White women have lost their damn minds.

I didn’t listen to #ThatSoundtrack all day. Lemme get on that!

Oh? I only knew about the tea!

Just met the most adorable baby (high schooler) with a basket full of s’mores cookies she made/sells. I literally just went to Whole Foods for a cookie but had to buy a few of hers. ☺️

I am failing at focusing today.

Solomon Fox is dropping an album on Nov 21st! 🗣️

Didn’t even put Tucci in the teaser. Rude! (I WILL be sat.)

ELITE 💳

WE HAVE A VIDEO!!!!! youtu.be/veSg0RjgbX4?...

The way my watch keeps telling me to stand every hour like i ain’t been standing for 3 hours. Just gotta walk in a circle to kill that noise.

Being an ELITE Harper Member and knowing >

Somebody come look at this!

“A Goofy Movie,” goes without saying. But that, “Happy Birthday, Ashley,” serenade meant something to me. I still sing it out like him 😭

MY PERSONAL FAVORITE.

Please, somebody. Anybody. Think of my pockets. 😭

Oh, YES.

SOMEBODY TOUCH-A MY SPAGHETT.

*dusts off my Nike app login*

See, I was rocking with my Doc Marten mules but then Nike joints WILL convert me.

WAIT WAIT WAAAIT

Speaking of, when y’all give Teslas/Cybertrucks y’all thumbs down, what’s it giving? I always channel M. Bison.

This Bob™ gon see me again. I love her so bad lmao

GODDAMN RIGHT.

A beautiful Irish goodbye >

(Rudy is such a nigga (complimentary, obvi) and I love it bad.)