Person signing up UNPROVOKED for an expedited process to get married: “This is going too fast!”

SEASON 3 IS OUT!!!!!!!!!

to hopefully keep me in a room thru the weekend. to whomever can. happy Friday 🤞🏾 CA: $treyofharts paypal & venmo: @/bruceleroy93

And when I say, the feeling is mutual? 🥰😘

Happy New Music Friday! 🎧🗣️🗣️

“Y’all really like [something that everyone likes]?” Girl, please shut the hell up.

Butch queen. Butch Queen! BUTCH QUEEN!

T A S T E

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Mood:

Y’all not hot??

CORRECT!

Happiest of birthdays to you, friend! 🥳🎈🎉@romewithadot.com

I need everyone to know THIS version of this song because it is PERFECT.

Still that girl (the cordless. We have upgraded.)

I’m saving new Cardi court memes daily and I kinda just wanna thank the stupid people for the stupidity.

LIKE…… H E L L O ????

New The Cool Kids coming 🗣️🗣️

I AM SO MF POWERFUL.

That used to be my SHIT. I actually just started my rebinge the other day 😭

Anyway, I’ve been watching folk forge knives and swords on YouTube for three days.

I didn’t fuck with Sherri Shepard bc she publicly lusted after Etienne Maurice (Sheryl Lee Ralph’s son) after knowing him since he was a baby. She’s said some dumb ass shit before that but that one was gross.

Raising Canes lines (esp drive thru) are always crazy, so for them to get trashed so consistently on this SL means somebody lying.

I’m inspired. I might need to hit the cigar lounge or make my own drink and light one up on the fire escape 😭

There’s a work function tomorrow that starts during office hours. If there is no bar, I am leaving.

I wanted to be there earlier on when Nev told the black girl that, “her edges looked 👌🏾.”

I’m actually pissed that Catfish hit cancelled before I ever got to guest host.

“YOU SHOULDA NEVER CALLED ME A FAT ASS KELLY PRICE!!!”

The end of an era.

My FAVORITE EPISODE OF ALL TIME (even tho they tried to scrub it from the internet.)

I’m rarely (basically never) a pink girlie, but them pink uggs may have to see me!

This what I be tammat. Why can’t someone talk about what they like without you responding negatively to it with what you don’t like about it? Didn’t nobody ask you!

I’ve come to the conclusion it’s because they use the same yellow onion for everything. Some things call for a shallot, a white onion, a scallion, the purple onion. Everything don’t need yellow onion lol.

GIMME MY GOTS.

Hello, somebody. (Mushrooms, too.)

I ask a couple of my beloved black coworkers if either of them has gum or a mint, and one produces a ziplock of fresh baked chocolate chip/caramel cookies? So now I have chocolate chip and caramel cookies.

I’ve been waiting for this moment. Why do you hate NY and where is our show?

More proof than bullying WORKS.

I’m ready for another Maiya The Don show. She’s FUN.

I told a nigga, “okay, waves!” His hairline was in tact and them waves was, in fact, spinnin. ☑️

Why the fuck is every single event in NYC on the 27th?!

NxWorries is only doing ONE show in NY and I can’t make it 😒