I’m cooking!

“Matlock good this episode………..Momma, can I spinnanight at my cousin house?”

When you fake watch tv with your mama before asking her for something

Women say they would rather deal with a Bear’s Big Back than our Big Backs. I don’t blame them. Lol

Yes I'm sure the dead shooter is replying on Twitter.

Translation: The only “link” here is that they begin with “A”.

Please take the “just curious/just asking questions/I’m offended by ppl calling out white supremacy” shit back to your home country, Twitter.

📍 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋: Civilian men are increasingly posing as ICE agents -- wearing plain clothes, masks, unmarked vehicles, to kidnap, threaten, and sexually assault immigrant women. #AbuseofPowerWatch

What hasn’t escaped me is that ALL of these shootings involve some writing on bullets and none of the writings seem to be involved with the shooters.

I may be old but I'm deadlyyyyyyy

I’ll try! Damn!

All Blacks Rule, guys.

They wrote it in marker on ONE bullet?!?! GTFOH.

Don’t they know what engraving and HANDWRITTEN looks like?

It’s so nice too see the variety of wealthy Black folks on my skyline. Y’all so beautiful.

Mhm.

Nigga, we just got an active shooter email at the gig. These Butthead Kirk Lovers are fucking up everything. Ugh.

Oatmeal Cookies are great until you get to the raisin part.

I’m a Tylenol Ass Nigga. Better run for your life. I’m a Tylenol Ass Nigga. Better run for your life.

I am an undiagnosed Tylenol-American.

A fruit only Burnt Sandals would love!

Raisins were made by hoarders because they didn’t want to get rid of grapes. 😂

Ummm hummmm.

First Jason Alexander. Dudes with Patchy Beards are up next. Be ready fellas.

"If Ted Cruz can't speak freely, then he can't cast spells on the Smurfs."

This lady at my job said I had the perfect nose for my nose ring. What that mean?

Scam Likely, that’s you?? 🤨

Y’all are real weirdos

This would come out after #RaptureGate.

I definitely need that extended car warranty and other spam calls for my sanity!

This prolly the best laugh ima have all day! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jason Alexander is a Cul-de-Sac King! 😂

Good morning. #gymsky

Facts just like Nashville is White People’s Atlanta. 😂

Take me…….

When women say that you’re musty, it must be Fritos, hot dogs, onions, and dog toes under those arms.

Today is the day that I found out that Babyface was musty. The man that sung and wrote the soundtrack to people’s lives, is musty. The lesson here is that the grass isn’t always greener on the other side and always remember to wear deodorant. The aluminum one.

There has to be so “want to” and empathy in pleasuring your woman. It’s also requires taking your ego out of it too.

Fellas, I want to tell you that women will talk about you if you eat the Vagime like this:

Well @thisiskashmir.com’s shirts are being worn by Kevonstage. People can stay mad. 😂 youtube.com/shorts/9HcoZ...

Imagine listening to a heroin addict, sounding like an out of tune banjo, telling you to not take Tylenol.

Ain’t getting no more money from me tho!

Ain’t getting no more money from me tho!

And a raw deer meat biter. Ugh.

The way he used to call the Black Lightning family some big lipped baboons was ridiculous and hilarious. He was wilin!

Oh yeah