In case you didnt know yet, the trick to make yourself stop scrolling endlessly on social media is to imagine Limp Bizkit singing "keep scrollin scrollin scrollin scrollin (yeah)" approvingly every time you open Instagram. The immediate shame will overpower your desire to see more reels every time

May the 4th be with you.

I have been updating my @threadless.bsky.social shop like crazy since my AEW release, since I have a lot more time to draw the things for myself. Please feel free to check it out and share if you'd like. jacobcpaul.threadless.com

This is a fucking cool lady.

if pro wrestling is fake, explain this: #AEWCollision @greatblackotaku.bsky.social

Anarchist trans prisoner Marius Mason is finally being released after seventeen of a twenty-two year sentence! To celebrate his release and help him land on his feet, we will give Marius $2 for every item sold at akpress.org in the month of May. You can also donate directly at supportmariusmason.org

Pretty in Pink, but up the class war element, and she ends up with Ducky instead.

Watching it tonight as well

Princesses of the Underworld / #Hades / #WonderWoman / #Melinoe / #AbsoluteWonderWoman / #DCcomics / #MyArt / #Yuri /

Maybe it's maybelline.. but perhaps it's perhapselline

Nothing is impossible. ASÉ is the power of affirmation after all…

Me when someone says they don't like Promise Mascot Agency

me when i get shot

🚨 Ridglan beagles, we’re coming! 🐾❤️ As we prepare to bring them into our care next week, our biggest needs are monetary donations and items from our Amazon wishlist. ❤️ Donate: love.bfp.org/campaign/792... ❤️ Wishlist: amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... Thank you so much!

Hybrid Championship Wrestling and 880 Wrestling present a special edition of Thursday Night Fights. Spring Awakening: Uncensored May 14 Pittsburgh, PA 829 Industry St Featuring #Effy, Flying Ryan, 880 Wrestling Champion Brandon St. James and more. 7PM Doors 7:45PM Pre-Show 8PM Bell FREE ENTRY!!!

Pre-workout got me pondering the idea of you purchasing this sick t-shirt I designed myself: www.tinyurl.com/knifemonkeyc...

Do I get up early tomorrow to go to a local garden sale or sleep in bc this semester was exhausting? Decisions decisions.

CREEPS tagged for the first time in months last night. Here is said tagging. 📸: @bripriestas on IG

Let’s fucking go Jordan!!!

Want a cute bedtime read for when you take a break from Pokopia? This hardcover children’s book has similar art and themes to my current video game obsession, and would be great for adult and child Pokemon fans to read until it falls apart. $9.99 plus shipping basilsbooksllc.com/products/pik...

They’re cotton because CREEPS can’t resist eating every polyester shirt

The wrestling show we were on last weekend was canceled, so it would be cool if you bought a shirt. andeyripley.square.site/product/knif...

I hope that our May teapot tier book club members like these bookmarks half as much as I liked making them! You can sign up for June, July and/or August at basilsbooksllc.com

Good morning Please enjoy this live footage of me trying to function at the start of my Monday.

These are some of the most uncreative fuckers imaginable. Same bullshit over and over.

There’ll be an official announcement from @basilsbooks.bsky.social about these, but I got to do some crafting this weekend and it’s so great

Sign me up

OMFG XD 😋🤣

Happy Chuck Taylor Day to Chuck Taylor and all those who celebrate Chuck Taylor

Let this be your sign to stay weird and whimsical

Been thinking about this moon bunny walking stick or the bat one for awhile

Anyone else getting excited for independent book store day?

Haha oh yeah! This guy!

Do they have wrestling at Heroes Con? Asking for me. Joey did one of my favorite commissions ever. It was a Dirtbag Beowulf. You should give him money.

It’s official! I’m going to HeroesCon! www.heroesonline.com/heroescon/fe... I’ve gotten a couple inquiries about commissions already. My rates start at $50 for a single 5”x8” b&w character. Feel free to DM or email me if you’re interested!

I drew a logo for an imaginary business for a class presentation and was advised to drop it in AI to clean it up and now I want to die. I will gd relearn illustrator first

Johnny TV, @greatblackotaku.bsky.social and Mansoor. #aew #art #roh #wrestling

Heather does incredible work as a children's librarian and could really use the help closing a funding gap for the summer fun programming her Buffalo public library branch wants to provide! (if you hate Amazon but still want to help, she gets into that down-thread)

Want to participate in a book club run by me? Sign up now! There’s a free option!

Darby Allin was credibly accused of sexual assault and even went as far as his then-girlfriend and his fans harassing the accuser into deleting her story, and survived the allegations because Tony Khan makes enough money off of him to look past it. That's who you're cheering for.

guys, this is how you lose the time war

Does anybody remember when teen pregnancy was a huge boogeyman of the right? They had all these purity dances and whatnot? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

This baby’s got bad knees, just like her humans. Also like her humans, we can’t get surgery to help her.

This baby’s got bad knees, just like her humans. Also like her humans, we can’t get surgery to help her.

Link in your bio? Uhhh shouldn't he be out saving Hyrule?

The idiom "screwed the pooch" should forever be replaced with "fucked the couch" Example usage: JD Vance and the negotiators really fucked the couch on this one.