You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

Super cool that every country on earth at this point thinks people like me are bad and shouldn’t exist.

I cannot tell you just how *tremendously hard* various volunteers have worked on this massive @unbreaking.org update: sifting through awful, terrible news every single day, identifying connections and themes, all to build a clear picture of the harm the federal government’s caused.

Imagine seeing the fallout of the Drake and Kendrick beef and deciding to back Drake. WWE is a nonsense company.

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Man I missed AEW Dark

What’s your favorite cartoon theme song? Pokemon, particularly the first seasons? Sick Inspector Gadget? S TIER

I’ll always find the domestication of cats funny. They attempt to retain their aloof, apex predator mentalities but as I type this, the pint-sized panther that skulks about my house has his forehead pressed against my wrist demanding I pet him. Their kingdoms crumbled in pursuit of ear scritches

Knives Out is so good. What makes it good is that Rian Johnson believes in collaborative creation and then enlisted dandy sleeper agent Daniel Craig then says “yeah go for it” on Craig’s ideas. I truly think we’ll keep getting these until Daniel Craig doesn’t want to wear fancy clothes.

I'm not going to question it but Ambetter did me a solid on not wanting to lose customers.

Hey, if you're officiating a funeral and you decide to use it as a hard argument for why people are going to hell, you're bad at officiating funerals.

Staying hydrated (just found a cap with a straw that fits my half gallon jug)

The funniest bit of people circulating the “we fucking hate Triple H” scene from Wrestling isn’t Wrestling is that leads into the line “well, we don’t like John Cena.” But yes the clip is still funny. Fuck Max Landis.

Going to miss doing white elephant parties with my friends but I’m excited to start our new annual tradition of playing our own fucked up version of Taskmaster instead. I came home with this fancy lad

Dear Cis Het dudes: You gotta work on actually liking yourself, brother. No amount of owning the libs or subjugating women will fix the real reason you’re unhappy: you don’t know who you are and you’re mad about it when life doesn’t hand you everything like the billionaires claim it should.

really need my eyebrows to understand I'm 37. I feel this is too early for insane weird eyebrow hairs

Fellow vegans, we gotta talk about chickpea flour as scrambled eggs. I’ll eat it but it’s like what I imagine eating choux batter would be like.

Give Flute Guy an award Geoff. That man was playing flutes unknown to science

Sure do love the forced birth and death labor party thinking killing the ACA is going to help. Making us stupid and removing access to medical care just ends up in horrible plagues but what do I fucking know?

I thought we were done with Liam Neeson when he admitted to seeking out black men to kill in a rage? because that happened www.bbc.com/news/enterta...

My dumb ass is trying to make 8 seitan steaks at once. Do not recommend trying to double seitan recipes if you don’t have industrial equipment

Shout out Whole Foods removing all the vegan options off their hot bar. Sure do love overpriced cold bean lunch 🙄 (It was fine but meh)

Listening to Pyrion Flax be the angriest poker commentator on the internet anything to Get Gud at Megabonk. A good cozy Sunday

Stuff has been going down on Final Battle

Genuinely think the best part of this year has been @hushfallarchives.bsky.social So much of my wardrobe is now from their collections and if they release more classics pieces soon the majority of my wardrobe might be from them.

2025, I’ve remained an angry sad boy

The canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.

Rian Johnson was made to write detective stories It is a crime I cannot but physical copies of the Netflix Knives Out movies. Wake Up Dead Man is maybe not my favorite but it is unrelentingly decadent. Also Alamo draft house having 5 vegan options and more that are customizable? Hell yeah

I paid $1 to watch hallmark Christmas movies. They’ve not been showing any of the insane ones I love so far but I’m now watching the premiere of a movie set at the Grand ole Opry

It is wild how on the nose the corpo commentary in Outer Worlds 1 was on what we’re going through right now. As food becomes harder to access in nourishing quantities, the government prioritizing lowering the cost of drugs that make people less hungry makes a lot of sense.

I feel Eddie’s slowly getting the vibes back. Yonkersman you’re the realest.

I really do love Okada in AEW. It’s like the Bucks promised him he could just be a jerk and he’s been shining in that role. And really he made the right choice regardless of who founded AEW. AEW’s willingness to let wrestlers be something other than tough aura farmers matters.

Me trying to log meals today mostly out of curiosity. I know I ain’t staying in a deficit

Can’t help but feel Bryan is moments from disaster here

Dumped a whole cup of cashews into this cheese sauce base without thinking so Guess I’m eatin a lot of cashew cheese sauce this week

Started working on some certifications and two things I've learned: 1. Tech jargon is dumb 2. I wish I didn't need certs but people don't take me seriously without them.

It’s wild how much praise is getting heaped on Full Gear when the show felt like “we haven’t done many shock finishes for titles” was said, immediately forgotten, then said again as the card was booked.

That was certainly A PPV.

I kind of just stopped paying attention after that stupid tag titles decision.

I’m so tired holding leftist views and having to go “damn y’all really love purity of thought and action over anything else” all the time.

It's really funny that both sides of the Mamdani and Trump meeting think they're playing the other and only one actually is.

Looking forward to this hemlocke springs album. Gives me fun Marina and the Diamonds vibes. music.apple.com/us/album/the...

I think what makes the Cena retirement tour thing not really feel special is that barring some great creative shift, he's going to be the Host of Wrestlemania or some shit and be brought out to do a move once or twice a year. I guess I'd be surprised if he stayed gone.

New Converge rips.

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I really wish people would stop viewing MTG’s questioning of Trump as anything other than her trying to prolong consequences from her constituents and republicans. She’s not learned anything. She’s not suddenly improved. She is a willful bad actor at all times.