Made some borscht

Been on a kick of trying fruit I’ve never eaten fresh. Last week was lychees, got 1.5lbs for $5 This week it’s guava. Found something yellow ones for $3 a pound

Only way to prove you are demon-free. Get your proof here: https://store.theonion.com/products/demon-free-t-shirt

🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?

World’s on fire. Might as well give @realinfowars.bsky.social $30

Like I know the danger from whatever That Guy is gonna say tonight is already here but I'm fighting my anxiety hard today about this.

Not the fuckmothering Painmaker

the dilemma of a bunch of animal loving weirdos trying to stop a mouse problem: We're basically just leaving snacks for the mice and every day have to deposit them back outside. but, no animals are harmed, just deeply inconvenienced for a few hours before doing it all again.

My only real opinion on Hunter Biden is that I won't be surprised to find out someday he has considered trying to become a Batman-like super hero with 100% conviction that he'd make it work.

God killing Lindsey Graham when we were all waiting for Mitch McConnell.

Man I knew staying up too late was gonna be worth it 🤣🤣

This is my favorite red lentil curry recipe. I leave the almond butter out these days because I don’t think it needs it. It is excellent if you add it, however. rainbowplantlife.com/vegan-red-le...

Power Violence Friday

Chose a foolish path this morning and am arguing in favor of pasteurization on the internet. I’m doing this to mostly get the information out there and to not immediately leap to calling someone stupid. But man do I want to call this person stupid.

Now I’m thinking about that shit cover of Amazona again. Of all the Roxy Music songs out there, why THIS song that is so dependent on the way it was recorded? youtu.be/fg0unWljQSA?...

I’ve set up a diabolical game in a discord server I moderate called The Fool’s Gambit. The only rules are: Count to 1 Million. The channel has a 2 hour slow mode Any break in the count triggers a reset of the entire channel. They made it to 359.

I’m not gonna be over Thekla on commentary during that gauntlet match for some time.

Tim Heidecker's ongoing quest to expose the Phoenicians on InfoWars is my favorite bit.

Bryan Johnson officially on board with eating the rich, becomes first self-eating billionaire

Can’t believe I’m watching Info Wars by choice 🤣

I feel if you have to put "may yield results that are incorrect or harmful" on your fucking AI, DO NOT INSERT IT INTO SHIT Looking at you, @slack.engineering

I completely forgot about the Gex trilogy until @maffewgregg.bsky.social mentioned it earlier and now I am struggling through Enter the Gecko again having forgotten where every hidden remote is 🤣

My response to the month of June is a life-long trauma response. I can't really engage with Pride knowing that underneath all of it a gaggle of elderly ghouls want to legislate me out of existence. I know community matters but it largely just feels like the last act of Cabaret.

I wish we didn't have to live through this.

Watching Nextlander play RE Requiem and the Italian slasher film commitment to eye and needle trauma is no bueno. Glad I’m playing harvest moon and can look away lol

Vegan hell is your delivery driver dropping off four gallons of whole milk and you having to scramble to do something with it

When these data centers become debt traps in a few years at most, the next Dem president should offer to wipe out those debts if they're sold for a dollar back to cities for community centers, mutual aid hubs, YMCA-style temporary housing services. Try to salvage anything out of this mess.

Brooks Brothers as a clothing company has been “cooked” for a while but if I’m getting ads for them during a wrestling program…. Yikes.

This might be a little extreme for some of you, but I think Rockstar should go all out in GTA6. It should have big guns and explosive rockets and also they should let you fuck an airplane

Murder chicken returns. Now it’s also yelling as the sun rises while seated on our fence.

Fan casting DCC sounds fun until everyone in the conversation refuses to accept that whoever plays Carl is going to have to be realistically 27 in a way that allows for 9 seasons of being 27.

Yapped about veganism on a podcast for 2 hours and it was so nice to be in that space again. I miss a lot of things about TST and it’s primarily the great folks I met

Straight up. I’m over here, after years of loving tech and gadgets, looking for the least spyware fitness tracker I can find. Stop walking around with cameras on your face because what’s done with Ring cameras WILL be done with your glasses.

I love that @andeyripley.bsky.social and @irvingwestphd.bsky.social are right next to Speedball

look at this happy little fucker. i fenced in the perennials this year and the rabbits are starving but the bees are slurpin that good shit down. get on your knees, pray to god: the birds and the bees

I investigated the lists I'm on here and am dying laughing I'm on a "hates AI" blocklist and a "Posts about Hazbin Hotel" blocklist fair.

Maybe the Knicks winning will undo the damage that the Cubs winning did in 2016.

On the road to work a wrestling show all day. This is the earliest I’ve been out and about on a Saturday since I stopped traveling for E3. But I kind of can’t tell because my doctor put me on a stimulant so I can see through space and time.

Only boring people dislike Eddie Kingston.

Melba’s speech setting up the whole “tip toe” vibe of Tip Toe is as far as I’ll go in that show. I knew how that show was going to end the moment I saw that clip.

Pro wrestling idea… A body guy, Somebody built like Brian cage, he wears baggy clown pants with suspenders and paints his face, and he’s a clown, but he wrestles under the name “AJC” (absolutely jacked clown” and even though his face is painted, he’s always dead, fucking serious

I had a terrible realization yesterday that all pop country that is just listing shit is just structured exactly like Nickleback's Rockstar.

I’m not pro Platner but I am enjoying the decorum bullshit coming from people wanting to “set a higher standard in Congress” who also have done everything in their power to empower a fucker who was found liable for sexual assault who occupies the whitehouse.

Spent all day setting up Razor Pro Wrestling’s ring for Pride in Eureka Springs next week and I love that little town. I do not like moving a ring in the rain though We’re in an old storefront so folks walking by will be able to see bits and pieces of the show which is totally cool

Soy curl chicken Caesar salad subs on garlic bread with homemade dressing. Decided to try this MyBacon stuff, it’s made out of mycelium. It’s a little chewier than you might want but if you can find it on sale absolutely try it.

Finally started playing Astro Bot today and this is a very good platformer. Simple, cute, challenge filtered in based on how completionist you are. I can absolutely see why I won game of the year and it’s beautiful that can still happen.

It sucks how RGG has become such a Big Dog studio man. I miss being the only person in a news room who gave a fuck about Yakuza. Broadly their games are and have been good. How they’ve managed that since they caught traction is bad.

Geoff, show me the games already.