Hershey is not sure how she feels about her new hand knit sweater

magical

Introducing Hershey (she/her)! She's a 4 year old chihuahua and already the best girl ever. SO affectionate 😍

DOG TODAY!!!

Me, cleaning the whole house today: Do it for her* *My chihuahua, who we pick up tomorrow

I am 3 for 3 at predicting the next main character in the Game Changer series based on the previous book, and I'm feeling very smug about it

We have an idea for a sequel... via tryquinn on TikTok

I have reached the "desperately need to eat a green thing" stage of the holidays

Virginia is subsidizing a multi-trillion dollar industry with a $1.6B tax break at a time when we’re trying to determine how we’re going to backfill the federal cuts to SNAP and Medicaid. Once again, I’ll be introducing a budget amendment to end this exemption. www.bizjournals.com/washington/n...

Geeeeettttt…. DRESSED, you merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay! For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!

Got mine! 🐝

WE PICK HER UP ON JANUARY 3RD!!!!

My youngest sibling just turned 30. Fucked up if true

[gonzo voice] and the Grink, who was NOT there,

Still waiting. Dog now, please

TIL about the existence of corn pits

The ACA isn't just "health care for people who don't have a conventional employer." It also disallows something that was incredibly common 20 years ago, which I fear is getting lost to generational memory: insurance companies could deny you health care for essentially any previous health problem.

I hate how much I enjoyed this BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦

It costs 0$ to share a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. Get 10% off using code BIBIPINSSALEWEEK on almost everything in my store!! Ends Dec 5th at 11:59PM MST. I rarely have sales. These bags can be worn in many ways! Store: Bibipins.com

RECORD PROFITS ARE UNPAID WAGES

Fin whale Dolphin Manatee Bison Iguana

My family is talking about which movies Leonardo DiCaprio has sex in, what is my life

BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling. 🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states. This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺

by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography

We applied to adopt a Chihuahua, but we have to wait until her babies are weaned to meet her and see if we're a good match and I am D Y I N G

A full 1.5 seasons into Loot and I just realized that the actor who plays Arthur also plays The Swede on OFMD. I feel like a total dolt!

Complete Millenial Victory, we are now in charge of DI band programs

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.

Not to be autistic on main, but check out this rad piece of quartz that has been just chilling face down by my front door for three years and I didn't know

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

KOKO: Chatgpt, good chatgpt, vibe code app ME: No Koko the app doesn't work, it won't function KOKO: Gorilla code, gorilla engineer ME: Koko the app doesn't even load on mobile KOKO: jealousy cynic

😂

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

I voted! ✅ Now please, for the love of god, stop the complete bombardment of political ads 🙏🏻

people have completely memory holed this which is a shame because I don't know that I've seen anything like it before or since. Natalie Maines, performing in London, said she was ashamed that George W. Bush was from Texas, and in response she and her bandmates had their lives destroyed

Good morning. I don't know who did this, but I love you.

Let's all allow Dick Cheney's peaceful passing at the ripe old age of 84 to remind us of the importance and joy of speaking ill of the dead when the dead were assholes.

I love my valley, but even more I love My Tree. And yes, I do think of it as my tree now. It's right outside my bedroom window and brings me such joy this time of year

It’s his day.

[putting up halloween decorations] spider who lives is my hallway: THIS IS GENTRIFICATION

You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands

Sitting under 2 blankets and hoping to make it to October before turning the heat on. (I don't think I'm gonna make it)

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

Thanks, Stardew Valley, for teaching me that all the little seeds in my yard right now are maple seeds.

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

Me sitting down to watch a new show: time to see which character I'm going to headcanon as autistic

sherman, for the love of god!

Staunton