This is… everything I could possibly want

one of the many reasons i stopped doing politics online was the realization that I would have to keep explaining basic shit to people forever and ever

La la la la my queer friends love me and are nice to me (and are grumpy sometimes because that's normal la la la la)

The replies to this thread are so much fun. (Mine is boring. Hand-me-down furniture from the '70s.)

Guaranteed: 1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are. 2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport.

I'm glad this is finally announced - the great Albert Monteys, the incredible artist on our SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE adaptation, has now adapted A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES into a graphic novel! aiptcomics.com/2026/06/29/e... I CANNOT WAIT to read this! Preview pages at the link!

Yooooooooooooo (This story is great, I both cried and laughed)

...How are the Epstein investigations going?

Reid Wiseman just dropped this photo on his Instagram page. It's our homeworld, looking at the nightside, taken from inside the Artemis II Orion spacecraft through one of the windows. There's something so casual about it, about the reflections in the window, but outside IS A WHOLE PLANET HOLY SHIT

Ahhhh this was so good. <3

these are the words of an expert

My heavenly vessel.

When I asked Blanche if the Epstein investigation was ongoing during a Senate hearing, he acted like he didn't know what I was talking about. At the time, I wondered if he was clueless or covering up. I guess we know now.

Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?

“But the social media site you use also uses a data centre!” you scream, just before the train hits you, aerosolizing you. Your funeral is short, and poorly attended.

…oh shit, yeah, that’s it, isn’t it?

It's all lies. #makeaterriblecomicday2026

revealing my most well-kept secret for #makeaterriblecomicday2026 #art #comic

Please donate your blood #makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026

This joke happened on a call with @indeeddistract.bsky.social a few months ago and detonated my brain. We present it to you now for #makeaterriblecomicday2026 (Apologies to @xkcd.com)

This year, as a change of pace from the trans stuff, I made a comic about two cis boys for "make a terrible comic day", but it has required reading! You're familiar with the Ranma½ manga, right? (1/2) #makeaterriblecomicday2026

one of the super kitties had a headache #makeaterriblecomicday2026

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through 6/26, enjoy free standard shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.

reminder: we're cool with you sharing your password (but share responsibly) 🫂

I have a new picture book coming out in September, one that is very personal and means so much to me. Any librarians heading to Chicago for #ALAAC26 - you can stop by the Macmillan Booth #2525 to grab a galley of REBECCA. Words by me, art by the incomparable Sydney Smith. @mackidssl.bsky.social

My Father's Day gift for 2026, a little over a year into my transition, was the baby calling me Mama for the first time.

Spent the afternoon researching cleaning systems that will prevent me from feeling like I need to do everything all in one day and I'm horrified to report that the solution is— *removes eyeglasses like Walter Cronkite experiencing a paradigm-shifting event* —cleaning a small amount every day.

My nine year old asked for a Rosetta Stone cake for his birthday

Neat IMO.

Man, that sounds really hard. Maybe he should get rid of it all and stop talking about the white birth rate.

Life is hard but. There are miniature versions of normal sized objects. And you can touch them

They said it straight out when the vaccine was first introduced. There's no reason to think they've changed their minds. They would rather people die of cervical cancer than live lives they don't approve of.

they think i want that software-as-a-service gradient-ass takes-3-seconds-to-load a menu type shit no i want that warm-grey-1995 could-launch-on-a-banana-with-an-electrode-on-it type shit that windows-defender-run-anyway type shit

Truth to power. Specifically power this pathological liar should not have. All anyone needs to remember is that Vance is heavily involved in protecting Trump from what's in the Epstein files about him.

On Juneteenth, we recognize the lasting, generational harms of slavery. Justice is still so often denied to Black Americans.  We recommit to building a more just country for all. That must include removing the Slavery Clause from the 13th Amendment. #EndTheException

any entertainment website that has a clickbait headline, just know i go out of my way to google and find a DIFFERENT non-fucking annoying website to read about the context

Conversation at the beach: BLACK WOMAN: Now that’s how you cook! A little of this, a little of that, that looks interesting, then add seasonings until the ancestors tell you to stop. WHITE WOMAN: Unfortunately my ancestors were also white.

this is a catastrophe and he will do harm, and only harm, to those living with disabilities

James Baldwin is just so cool

As always, Caelan's work is friggin' excellent in every way. This is the best video on this topic and it's not close.

So blessed today to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. That id just how I feel, today at lunch

Giving childhood back sounds lovely. Will he be giving back the hundreds of sports fields, swimming pools, libraries and youth centres that austerity has erased? No? I guess he means that causing trouble on street corners kind of childhood then!

Heard a radio segment driving to work once where they asked people to call in about "how kids use to make their own entertainment". It was supposed to be positive, but then calls came in like "we used to throw wire coat hangers into the power lines to make them spark". They stopped the segment

It's impossible to overstate how much this video has ruined my vocabulary. I really do call water glasses verties and hories now www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZK8...

THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN