Still amazed at the Samsung phone cameras. This is the S24 on a hazy humid night... and still...

#WorldCup ANNOYED by the incessant Flop & Beg moves even though it’s less prevalent now than in a regular season match. BUT it is hilarious when a guy does a F&B and wipes out a breakaway for his side.

Now that's a headline

Hey #birds people... it's super hot here so I put the suet blocks in the fridge. Any downside besides not enjoying a handful of hot wax when you load the feeder?

Sometimes I try and fail at growing things... other times this happens. #Flowers #TheLittlePetuniaThatCould

#AI is getting rude! I went to Wendy's and the robot called me (quoting) a "Drive-Thru POS"

WATCH: “HOLY SHIT.” John Oliver reacts to Republican Gov. Desantis’ wildly obviously racist impression of @RepJeffries. (met with no condemnation by his party, largely ignored by the media)

There’s a reason nobody is at the 50 state fair in DC, and a reason it’s worth pointing out. Trump took over America 250, a bipartisan org that’s been around a few years planning these events, and turned this into a celebration of himself. I mean, in an opening speech they said “libtards”

Watch Thomas Massie turn the tables and completely own Fox News Digital reporter Nicholas Ballasy. Just incredible.

Did Wordle, thought of you @emceekayvee.bsky.social

I love soccer strategy. Here we see England and Panama both in the "Every dude around the ball" formation. Oh wait I meant 4-4-3 or 3-3-2-1-2 or something. Believe what you will. #WorldCup

Phang: Inside his order, Judge Sullivan said that I am likely to succeed on the merits of my lawsuit, which speaks to the bigger success. Because the ultimate goal is the entirety of the Epstein files being produced, including the shit that Blanche continues to sit on…

No, Oura, I don't want to spend hundreds of dollars on an AI-powered surveillance ring No, Draft Kings, I don't want to burn my money guessing the outcome of an event I have zero control over

Hmm... www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/our...

Who wants to throw a party?

I have nothing against the soon-to-be-deported Haitians whom I falsely accused of eating pets. If there had been a cleaner way to ingratiate myself with Republican primary voters, I would have done it. by JD Vance

Netanyahu just openly admitted Trump is his bitch. “When I came to President Trump, I told him: "We are going into Iran." I did not ask permission. I simply informed him of our plan.” What a sad day to be an American.

Trumpies want to bring in immigrants from South Africa... but definitely not these guys. Because MAGAs are racists. See what I did there?

In other news: Absolutely gutted by the loss of Alan Greenspan... Actually no... remember the MTV bit "Dead or Canadian"? Yes exactly.

On this site and the former X... performative posts like "Gutted by the news of the passing of Clive Davis"... dude was 94 so unless he's your grandfather I'm not buying it. Snarky tonight.

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Look! Sealant Team 6 is guarding the Strait of Warm-Ooze. 🤣🤣 #Trump #ReflectingPool #Algae

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A Don Gato también le gusta los fuegos artificiales. 😽😽😽😽😽 Top Cat likes fireworks too. 😽😽😽😽😽

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

Stephen Colbert wore a tan suit to the Obama Presidential Center opening ceremony 😂 REUTERS/Octavio Jones

Pro tip for #work Always start a meeting with "this won't take the full hour" so that everyone's disappointed later.

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

Going out on a limb here to say that sometime in the not-so-distant past, a white kid was caught shoplifting in Senatobia, Mississippi, and taken home to his parents and no one died.

Guys. If you're going as the Plus One to your partner's friend's wedding, and you think you're wearing anything you already own... No you're not.

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

A Michelle Obama Appreciation Post: I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class. Thank you for being one of the greatest First Ladies of all time!🙏 Much ❤️ from one of your countless fans, Mar🐫

As an experiment I made a female Alt and it turns out I'm a LOT more interesting with boobs.

This isn't a celebration of America 250. This is corruption on full display on the White House lawn: ➡️ Trump owns shares in both UFC and Paramount ➡️UFC CEO Dana White donated $1 million to a pro-Trump super PAC ➡️ One of the event's sponsors donated $35 million to MAGA, Inc. @kim.senate.gov

i can tell you right now if the parties were reversed, republicans would be using the word “surrender” instead of “deal”

my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic

One reason counting ballots in California takes so long is that in LA County alone they have the population of 41 states All of these people were running for governor!

My favorite haiku, I dare you to read it and not say the last word out loud. I cannot be done! 😂

I was super excited when I saw CREAM PIE in today's Connections. But alas.

This is Froggy Mercury's submission for Frog of the Month. #Frogs

I don't know why Trump's so upset. He's usually so into redacting his name.

“Harden can’t claim it’s for defense cuz he don’t play defense…” #NBA dammmmmmmmmmmm www.espn.com/nba/story/_/... Also this looks like an illegal Carry right here…

🚨This harrowing reporting should alarm everyone. Donald Trump changed the Situation Room to the Epstein War Room to have his Administration continue their cover-up. But we won't stop until survivors get the transparency & accountability they're owed.

M100 this time. Finally a clear night up here. Another galaxy in the lower left. I'm a very amateur astronomer so I'm not sure which it is. But most likely looking at half a trillion stars right here in a tiny speck of sky. #astronomy

Homemade refried beans on the menu tonight. #foodie

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The Basil was going crazy so I turned a batch into Herb Butter. In progress picture and then applied to bomb-ass garlic bread. That's culinary lingo. #foodie For proportions I used this... it's a great site: Herb Compound Butter Recipe - Love and Lemons share.google/XfzO5C0V12bN...

OMG it's so much worse than how it seemed on TV

Drying out but lovely until the end... #roses