A white congresswoman co-signing a racial slur on a Virginia radio station like it’s 1900. Jen Kiggans is not problematic. She is not tone deaf. She is a racist who forgot the mic was public. All the racists need to GTFO.

It’s way beyond parody at this point. #Unfit

I love Florence... but just imagine if Barry White or Luther Vandross were around to sing this. You'll see... youtu.be/h9CNGPy11Jc?...

The one who stays is the HERO.. .

Live shot of every Red state legislature: youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY?...

THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS, I WON A WEBBY AWARD. Here's my 5-word speech. #webbys

Immigrants are now afraid to call 911 and people are dying because of it. A man called for a welfare check on his sick 4-year-old. Police ran his ID and handed him to ICE. This is what “public safety” looks like under Trump’s deportation machine. #USDemocracy #Pinks apple.news/AXnlgmGZwSui...

Ghee is just lube for popcorn. I said what I said.

You are too kind. 😎 On 🎯.

I've been hearing this guy... finally got a sighting at the birdbath. Handsome! #birds I label him AMGO though I hear there's some debate.

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I was doing a standard Ethics course for annual compliance training. The "Working with the US Government" section should now come with a laugh track. Here's my updated version. I likely did not live up to the level of @theonion.com and @thedailyshow.com, but it's worth a try:

100%. And fuck off if you don't like it.

Grits are like if polenta had a cousin with 5 tattoos and a parole officer. #grits #polenta #hilariousthingsIcomeupwithoverdinner

JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

"The media's double standard for Trump needs to STOP Call it normalizing, sane-washing, or giving him the benefit of the doubt" He is 100% unfit & a clear & present danger to US BLAME THE GOP BLAME CORPORATE MEDIA Bravo @sulliview.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/margaret... #RemoveTrumpNow

I hear: Recalculating Recalculating Recalculating Recalculating

This week’s main story is about the questionable supplements and boner pills behind the counter at your local gas station, why they are increasingly popular despite posing a serious risk to the public, and what it all has to do with America’s former #1 Acura salesman. Trust us, it’s all related.

May the Fourth be with YOU, from the Obama Presidential Center. Opening June 19.

The Gulabi Gang - women protecting women. #Pinks

#NewYorkTimes either reporting on Grand Army Plaza, or potentially Uterine Blood Flow. Discuss.

China is rejecting Trump’s sanctions on Iranian oil purchases, as prices skyrocket. beincrypto.com/china-blocks...

We went from "armed gunman mere seconds away from shooting the president is killed by Secret Service" to "guy with a shotgun falls down on a different floor well outside the entrance of the ballroom and we can't find the bullets because that just happens sometimes" awfully fast.

it's Sunday evening, and those markets aren't going to manipulate themselves, so ...

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“The FBI redacted Trump’s name in the Epstein files… 1000 FBI agents… 100,000 documents… While reviewing the #EpsteinFiles, FBI personnel identified numerous references to Trump in the documents… Dozens of other high-profile public figures also appeared.” Bloomberg www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

KIMMEL: “It’s time to make yourself great again, with REZYNE… Ask your conscience if REZYNE is right for you.” Amazing stuff

In other news @cnn.com has 'tripled' their 'budget' for '''apostrophes'''

THAT’S RIGHT!!!!

NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES DAY 29 APRIL 2026 THESE HORRIBLE TIMES TODAY SCOTUS BETRAYED VOTING RIGHTS HEGSETH MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE !! Hegseth knew the Kuwait site was indefensible & SIX SOLDIERS WERE KILLED HE KNEW AND SENT THEM ANYWAY Survivors blame Hegseth This is worse than Benghazi

This is Seamus. He believes the groomer is also the optometrist because when he gets back he can SEE. #dogs

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Market manipulation???? #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

Sorry, can't stop. Addicted to the shindig. #RHCP

This. Every last word of this. #IReallyDontCareDoYou

You have the right to send your child to a private religious school. You do not have the right to use taxpayer money to send your child to a private religious school.

Apparently there's going to be Scat Showers tonight, so be on the lookout for the spirit of #AlJarreau and anyone wearing these outfits: youtu.be/AD7PQySHAZc?...

I got you! (Thanks. I might have missed this bit otherwise.)

It is kind of sad NONE of the #MAGA propaganda is working anymore. They're throwing everything to the wall to see what sticks.

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Always a good day when Arthur stops by #birds

Every school needs a ballroom.

So no fist pump this time???

Always love a daytime #moon Framed this time by a budding birch.

Breaking: US belatedly admits US base in Kuwait was bombed by a VIETNAM ERA IRANIAN JET. Absolute WTF!!!??