I’m pretty sure Graham thought he would outlive Trump, a safe enough bet TBH, and get a chance to do a takebacksies on all his misdeeds and end his career as a venerated statesman. Oh well.

this is a PERFORMANCE wow

Dang. And to think this was the one clearly visible outcome of taking him neither seriously nor literally.

big baby wants people to say they love him if you care about the people of maine, get the fuck out and support someone who will win. don't muddy the waters and try to make yourself the leader of a shitbag movement

anytime a candidate is claiming theyyYyyyYYYyyyYy are doing this to me, there’s nothing good where that came from

oh hell

BALL SO HARD

This team has the Big Guy’s stink all over it

We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.

this how you come home from the club with stinky ankles

new metaphor just dropped

this stuff is absolutely wild all that hand-wringing about egg prices!

*the coolest shit you've ever seen* FIFA Ref: ...offsides

If a team does that, you let them play, this is some bullshit. CROATIA

You Holiness Pope Leo XIV, I have a proposition for you: if you excommunicate JD Vance I will come out of spiritual retirement and re-Catholicize. That way your numbers stay they are. I don’t want to put a clock on it, but I’d prefer sooner rather than later

OH MY GOD GUYS okay so priests who want back in have to find a bishop willing to vouch for them, swear fealty to Vatican II and then HAND-WRITE THE POPE AN APOLOGY LETTER (I gues so he knows they didn’t use AI? 😂) and are on probation for 1-3 years this is ten times spicier than I even thought

NOT OVI YET: Alex Ovechkin to return for 22nd season, signs 1-year contract with Capitals: www.nhl.com/news/topic/f...

@capitals.bsky.social IT’S SO NOT O-VER, BABES The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension. Ovechkin’s contract will carry an average annual value of $4.25 million.

My variety show underneath a grocery store on Wednesdays at 11pm had a bigger audience than this.

every stupid screwup in this admin is either 30 Rock-coded, Veep-coded, Curb Your Enthusiasm-coded or Always Sunny-coded. Algaegate is all four at once. Very powerful.

And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power

Somehow this just came to mind, from Carter era: —On flight back from int'l conference, then-SecState Cyrus Vance gave reporters "background" briefing, for attrib only to "a senior gov official." —NYT ran story next day —Alongside story was photo of Vance, w caption saying "a senior gov official"

Happy Birthday to the king, @patbaer.bsky.social

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

wait wait wait wait wait. To put what this Knicks win means to New York in perspective, literally ALL of hip-hop has happened *since* the Knicks last won the league. It was literally birthed later *that* summer. www.essence.com/entertainmen...

Incredible troll by Macron--a bet that neither Trump nor any of his advisors would have a high school-level understanding of world history.

Jesus Christ, this is such a national embarrassment.

This is the ONLY reason i watch the fox commentary cause they just are cooking Lalas and Thierry cannot hide his face😂😂

I haven't seen Cape Verde put a beating like that on Spain since the 1640 dissolution of the Iberian Union

Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.

I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand

every one of those goals looked anemic and I am embarrassed that we’re going to pretend like we’re good

Watch his name get ripped off the Kennedy Center www.youtube.com/live/BslwLBR...

JIMINEZ IN MEXICO CITY!!!!

Greatest to ever do it.

REPORTER: Mr. President, what's your favorite Wu-Tang album? TRUMP: What kind of question is -- [vance grabs podium] VANCE: WHATEVER MAKES SENSE, YOU KNOW

Alright, Knicks fans, don't let DC beat you youtu.be/Zypq6jo2rZ0?...

HE BEAT. A RICHARD. RECORD.

As a Caps fan, this stanley cup final is basically all id-service, save for genuinely pulling for Dowder

I’ve lived here for 26 years, and the vibes have never been anywhere near this immaculate.

Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you

NEW: WIRED analyzed Meta's AI app and found NameTag — a hidden facial recognition system designed to identify people via the wearer's smart glasses — has already shipped to over 50 million phones.

This is it, @jamellebouie.net

good example of how interviewers can humiliate MAGA guys not by arguing with them but just getting them to straightforwardly describe their beliefs

sadly, a thing that strikes me is that I can't recall the last time I saw a prominent/mainstream Democrat politician interact with an actual trans person on camera who is not Sarah McBride. instead of hemming and hawing about "concerns" re trans athletes, they could just show they see us as people

I cannot believe that we have gone so long without base level journalism that this feels somehow radical, and the guy being interviewed literally cannot conceive of being asked basic questions