Can’t. I am the walrus.

Supermarket promoting unrealistic expectations to assuage certain fragile egos

On orders from the pedophile führer, Kash Patel and the FBI tried to blackmail Thomas Massie. 😳👇

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Wow.

It’s not a traditional pint glass, but it’s all gloriously retro anyway.

Narcissists, sociopaths, and/or psychopaths are running and "influencing" (through technology) the world. A hallmark of Cluster B Personality-disordered people? They are pathologically transactional....even if it harms other people ("Reckless disregard for others"). 1/

A Quinjet is just a small Quinj

Heloise in a 70s porno book

GOAT 2D faux stop motion animation style may cause seizures. I’m feeling odd in the head.

The reason it’s important to acknowledge that fact is because Marsh didn’t just identify it, she’s also been telling everyone what the steps to destroying the Hydra are. It didn’t start with the current networks and it predates everything you know. Start here georgiebc.wordpress.com/2014/11/08/t...

sickos

I think we were presented with doctored evidence on the economy.

Who up catching in they rye?

I'm so old that when I first saw it in the cinema it was just called Star Wars.

I had our official drink, folks, and let me tell you, it was dangerously delicious. Five stars.

Just a reminder that ChatGPT cannot betray anyone because it doesn’t have feelings or motives or thoughts

me back on my bullshit

Some people are calling it the flag of Woke 2

I’m so woke, I believe in full LGBTQ rights, that we should protect the planet, that everyone deserves healthcare, that a nation cannot be Christian, that the world is bigger than America, and that to be "pro-life" means to treasure all of it. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/confession...

Pareidolia

@colinpeters.bsky.social My hotel room yesterday. Not even close to a prime number. Needs 15 more ones

guardrails are a scam... as I said before: AI & any concept relating to it like so-called guardrails are a scam in the deepest sense like a perpetual motion machine or a ouija board — and not only a scam like a pyramid scheme which is a possible way to make money if you are first in first out

the Black Panthers were right

This morning’s jam #nowplaying #🎧

Saw the term “malignant pacifism” for the first time, and oh my god is that a great descriptor for the Democratic Party.

…That "Generative AI" does not tell you the truth, that it doesn't give you facts, & that when its outputs conform to factual reality, it's by fucking happenstance. These systems are not all-in-1 answer production machines, they are collections of stats & regularities spat out via fucking dice rolls

You don't murder innocent people, exploit kids, break the law thousands of times, take trophy photos, break people's skulls, leave death cards, or use racial profiling to forcibly relocate masses unless your intention is to systematically murder, terrorize, and commit mass crimes against humanity.

Ofelia Torres, the teenage Chicago Public Schools student whose fight against cancer while her father was detained by ICE came to represent the federal government's overreach during Operation Midway Blitz, has died. Brave young woman. I will never forget her. RIP.

Moscow likes to keep the variety in their evil: sometimes it's heartbreak grass, or Polonium, Novichok, or epibatidine….it's a long bizarre list: and to this now we add the poison secreted by the Dart Frog. newlinesmag.com/essays/drink...

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

wanna go on a trip to outer space?

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

Art by Ralph McQuarrie for Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

This is probably ok

People often come up with clever "punk band" names, while actual punk bands were anything but clever: The Dickies Circle Jerks Crass The Misfits The Exploited Black Flag The Germs The Cramps The Dead Boys The Stooges The Slits X Fear Bad Brains Dead Kennedys The Clash The Ramones The Skulls

@beckybunzy.bsky.social ✨WHEEZING✨ 🍗😭 😭 😭

Violets are blue Roses are red Someday it will happen And he will be

I wrote about something I've been thinking about for a long time. A kind of post-ironic collapse in our politics and culture where nihilism has become the lingua franca of the internet and beyond. It links Kirk, Clavicular, Epstein, memestock/coin stuff, mass shooters. I hope you'll read it.

roses are red colonialism is theft

Straight up don’t give a shit anymore

Deranged chaos agent RFK Jr recently went on a propaganda podcast and admitted that he’s not scared of germs because he used snort cocaine off of toilet seats. We went from actual medical professionals leading US Health to this demented repugnant asshole wanting to kill us all.

it is some consolation to me to believe in hell.

Be Okay

Oh I thought you said "neck romancer" no, I'm not into this at all, sorry

“TAKE A GIRL LIKE YOU” (1970) dir. Jonathan Miller Oliver Reed, Hayley Mills, Noel Harrison, Aimi MacDonald, Ronald Lacey, Geraldine Sherman, John Bird 🎬 Columbia Pictures

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