NO KINGS EXCEPT STEPHEN Also NO: CONVICTED FELON ADJUDICATED RAPIST CONGENITAL LIAR CON MAN PUTIN PUPPET PEDOPHILE BEST FRIEND OF EPSTEIN LIFELONG RACIST MALIGNANT NARCISSIST SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIAN SICK SOCIOPATH FRAGILE WHINEY MAN-BABY FAILED BUSINESSMAN ORANGE ATROCITY PARDON POWER A*HOLE 👑 👎 👑

For Jane. RIP.

It's incredible how close the Red Arrows fly together, must take nerves of steel

Despite easily being the most British fighting vehicle ever developed, the mock-Tudor AT-AT programme was sadly cancelled due to budgetary concerns

Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students.

Havent had a vacation in 252 million years!!!

Paintover

@mooseallain.bsky.social still one of my favourite cartoons...

You are cordially invited to our Anti-Prime Sale, where every purchase will financially support bookstores, NOT billionaires 🥳

Calling all artists! We need your help! We're looking for artists and illustrators who would like to help us bring this year's characters to life. If you're interested in a commission to create art for #AdvX25, please fill in our artist application form! forms.gle/zR1qJM2unjoC... adventurexpo.org

‘Useful phrases for the murder mystery writer abroad’ (my cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books)

Seems I did this about 7 years ago

Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto.

Fun fact: if you buy something from my Etsy shop between now and July 23rd using the link below (and only that link) then I pay zero fees. This means you get lots of lovely dragons and dinosaurs, and I get a few more pennies meaning I can keep doing this stuff. Sound good? dragonsofwales.etsy.com

Since it's almost Midsummer...

“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok” Okay, and? No one asked Miss Bates anything, and she still told everyone everything.

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

Hi everyone! I’m still accepting sign ups for this year’s charity auction!

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.

Yf you want to wryte some bullshit Use AI Yf you want to wryte some bullshit Use AI Yf you want to wryte some bullshit And insulte the human spirit Yf you want to wryte some bullshit Use AI

'It is a truth universally acknowledged, that an intelligent person in possession of a social media account, must be in want of a library.' You can now follow Orkney Library & Archive on Twitter/X, Facebook, Instagram and Bluesky. Bonus points if you follow us on all of them. 🏆

I skircled! skircle.me

A daye wythout anachronism ys lyke Jane Austen wythout her troupe of robot acrobats.

It's May 4th! Happy #StarWarsDay everybody! Here's #StarWars as photographs from the vast #Orkney Archive photographic collection. ⭐️ #MayThe4thBeWithYou

(2/2) In other words, a curious mix of old and new, so expect tail-dragging dinosaurs with feathers! The 100 page art book is filled with colour illustrations, sketches and detailed descriptions of the dozens of species. It can be found here: dragonsofwales.etsy.com/listing/1206...

It's May the 4th and that's all the excuse we need to re-post this classic. 🤩 🔊

Happy Easter! (From me and @newscientist.com)

An exclusive extract for easter! (From this week’s @theguardian.com books)

A guide to the unusual wildlife of a VERY unusual forest. Get your copy of Dragons of the Dark Woods here: dragonsofwales.etsy.com/listing/9478...

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

It’s a crazy world when an artist has to write about tariffs, but here we are. Happily, it’s good news. As sales to the US account for the vast majority of my income, it’s hugely important for me to get this message out there, and I’d be very grateful if you could all share far and wide. Thank you.

New #danmei reveal! ✨ Take a peek at the new dust jacket and cover for the Vol. 5 deluxe hardcover rerelease of HEAVEN OFFICIAL’S BLESSING: TIAN GUAN CI FU by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu (#MXTX)! #SevenSeasDanmei #TGCF #HOB Pre-orders LIVE! Retailer links below: sevenseasdanmei.com#hob-hc5

WORLD-FIRST: Ground-breaking research published today in the Ornithologist Journal has, for the first time, translated common UK bird vocalisations into equivalent phrases in the human language. The results tell us a lot! Extracts below... 🧵

“Remember: history is not on your side.”

I've been reminded that the clocks changed last night and I haven't done my usual thank you to the local National Trust staff in Wiltshire, for whom it's a particular challenge.

Happy Mother’s Day! (My cartoon for @theguardian.com books)

Textes from Sisyphus: UGH, YOU WILL NOT *BELIEVE* WHAT JUST HAPPENID *AGAYNE*

Bluesky’s open!! QRP one art to promote yourself! 🔥🔥🔥

My eccentric uncle used to say “The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more.” Lovely guy, terrible anaesthetist.

A cartoon for @theguardian.com books.

A dragon and their favourite paper clip. The heart wants what the heart wants. 🤷‍♂️

We’re at the car boot sale in Crystal Palace Park (in the coach park, held each Weds morning) We think past research may have been too occupied with working out if Iguanodon was quadrupedal or bipedal when getting around, and completely overlooked the police motorcycle joyriding hypothesis 🤷

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Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus / Happy St David’s Day.

My series of making fanart of 1000+ year old artworks continues! Him and the cave bear are best friends btw

Paul Atreides doth go to a Frensshe bakerye to picke up breade. Upon arriving at the Frensshe bakerye, Paul Atreides doth fynde that the Frensshe bakeres have lefte a box for hym. Paul Atreides asketh: "What ys yn the box?" And the Frensshe bakeres responde: "Pain."

Word discovery of the day is ‘yoke-devil’ (17th century): an accomplice in a villainous or immoral undertaking.

In my most shameless marketing ploy ever, I’d just like to announce that today is my birthday, so would be a great time for everyone to back this: igg.me/at/exterra3