Fuck the reflecting pool. This has not gotten nearly enough coverage or generated the proper outrage. People thrown in prison for 30-50 years for the "crime" ofmaking zines and belonging to a book club!! This is straight-up totalitarian atrocity. Political prisoners thrown in a gulag to rot.

Trump’s reflecting pool fiasco is a preview of the inevitable fate of the ballroom construction project

Leftover deep dish pizza, properly nuked, makes for a fine midnight snack.

I drew the cover for the latest @newyorker.com More here: www.newyorker.com/culture/cover-story/cover-story-2026-06-29

jfc he's really going with this

To be completely fair, he DOES have: -Kid Rock ✅ 🤩 -Vanilla Ice ✅ 🤩 -Lee Greenwood ✅ 🤩 AND -The Village People ✅ 🤩 😆 😂 🤣 😜

1980

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!"

A “Memorandum of Understanding” is what you call a peace treaty when the country who initiated hostilities is surrendering.

Hell yeah Scotland.

Tremendously disappointed that this wasn't the fight card

I think the Knicks were motivated to win in San Antonio to ensure that DJT didn't have the option to come visit their stadium again this season...

Rooting for severe thunderstorms to steal the show that otherwise is a loud indication of the travesty he's made of the Presidency.

He had an extrajudicial killing, for a treat

Not many kids lived to become nostalgic about going 75mph the wrong way in the highway. #thanksAI

hey don't miss out on this book!!

Trump takes a cognitive test every single day?

There wouldn't be a single bill that wasn't defaced. There's no bottom to this nightmare.

the trump administration's steadfast commitment to making everything worse for everyone in every possible way continues apace

feels like a setup

Finally some justice for Kilmar Abrego García!

There's a large monitor where I work that has displayed "Device is syncing with Appspace" for over a day now. I kind of wish I could hack in and change that to say "Device is dancing with Mr. Brownstone" and see how long it would take for people to notice.

America has become a place where the least deserving get the most, while the most in need get the shaft. We must change that.

Just read one of those long clickbait stories that probably never happened and feeling annoyed with myself for wasting 30 minutes on it. Lesson learned for future clickbaity tales

By Dennis Goris.

Wasn’t there a famous man who bragged about barging into a TEEN GIRLS’ locker room?

Jet fuel price spike caused by the Iran conflict was the final nail in their coffin. Trump has given me yet another reason to hate him. I've been through an airline shutdown before and it was no fun. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Bye! Now get out and stay out.

look everybody already knew donald trump was going to demolish the entire white house complex and replace it with a stately pleasure dome, I don't see why everyone's so upset about this

this was inspired by @petersagal.bsky.social's thread about sci fi space travel, but also it has long been my conviction that Star Trek, especially TNG, is basically a show about wizards who can shoot magic light beams, appear and disappear at will, and travel through the galaxy in a luxury hotel

I'm sure the Vatican is devastated.

Yes, Virginia, there is a redistricting clause.

Fixed it.

Oddly enough, "Hormuz" was the name of my phone-sex-for-cows business

this is why he alternates when he jerks off those invisible dicks

Last week, my narration of The Body was released, just in time to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Stand By Me. Today, we got a lovely mention and review in Kirkus, and I'm just so proud of what we did. This project is deeply personal and special to me, and I love that it's getting noticed.

live shot of donald trump thinking up ways to insult bruce springsteen's appearance.

panel from last summer

Rebecca Hendin.

Now get out and vote in the midterms like your life depends on it, because it does. #NoKings

📣 IT'S THE MARCH 2026 INNER HIVE DRIVE Sign up for an Inner Hive membership to get exclusive access to Tom the Dancing Bug comics and more... And I'll donate the cost of membership to @democracydefendersaction.org to help them sue Trump and protect voters! Info👇 tomthedancingbug.com/2026/03/10/t...

Wow.

RIP Chuck Norris, got blown up by a mine in the strait of hormuz