If members of the military not following unlawful orders upsets you, maybe you shouldn’t be giving them in the first place. Just a thought.

Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.

65 years ago on Nov. 14, little Ruby Bridges was escorted into an all-white elementary school in New Orleans. Norman Rockwell, renowned for blissful depictions of Americana, did this remarkable painting for Look magazine. Printed as a double page, over-size spread, it's his masterpiece.

Same town, new spot. The “Best Friends Forever” statue of Trump and pedophile Jeffrey Epstein holding hands just reappeared in DC after federal authorities already tore it down twice. 🤣

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

To all the veterans who have proudly and honorably served our country, upholding their oaths to defend the Constitution from all enemies, foreign and domestic, thank you for your service.

folks, I think we have enough data from our little "what would happen if the stupidest person alive were president" experiment, can we try something else now

some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you

Trump ends wokeness

Hear me out…An episode of The Price is Right, but it’s exclusively people from the Trump administration guessing what different grocery items currently cost.

what kind of country is this, where dangerous radicals can throw sandwiches at our brave secret masked torture police with impunity

A sub-stantial victory for the defendant.

There were 13 elections last night for a statewide office. Democrats swept all 13. That’s 1 in NJ. 3 in VA. 2 in GA. And 7 in PA (all judges, retention and regular). They won 12 of the 13 races by double-digits, with margins up to 24%. The only other race, the tightest, they won by 6%.

Republicans today

Twelve Angry Paninis

It’s only a Guillotine if it’s from the Guillotine region of France. Otherwise it’s merely a sparkling wealth redistributor.

Had some good deep dish at Lou Malnati's with @mac-actual.bsky.social during his visit to Chicago.

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

Unrequited love is so sad 😂

It's all hands on deck. I am shamelessly asking, one more time, for reposts and signal boost as this bird glides toward a landing in a few hours. It's gonna be a beautiful book, and there aren't going to be very many available afterwards! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...

From my birthday in 2017 when I was on a weekend trip to Michigan. I should look for this t-shirt and wear it again.

@sethfromthe716.bsky.social can we get a game going with #TheJeffreyEpsteinMemorialBallroom

ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs: RTFM: robbing the famous museum LMAO: looting my ass off LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit MLM: Mona Lisa's mine

"Sir, you can't bring 20 pounds of putrid animal flesh onto the flight. You'll have to leave it behind." "Oh, that?" said the vulture. "That's just my carrion."

BREAKING: Live munitions from a Trump-Vance “military demo” flew over I-5 and struck a CHP vehicle. The White House wanted the highway open—but Gov. Newsom shut it down for safety. That decision likely prevented injuries or worse. We have obtained these photos:

A dinosaur talking with an NPR producer.

An astonishingly large crowd! Chicago

Are Republicans Nazis? Or are they not Nazis, but just happen to do Nazi stuff?

Since the launch of the 2nd #NoKings mobilization, the Trump regime has escalated their authoritarian agenda. We won’t back down. On Oct. 18, we’re telling this wannabe dictator: America belongs to us. No Thrones. No Crowns. No Kings. app.sosha.ai/s/GLV3dTgM

If we really want Hamas gone have them open a few Trump Casinos in Gaza, nobody survives that.

It’s about time some red state governors said this!

me, reading the extremely unsurprising news that trump did not get the nobel

Picture how big the Hoover Dam is. An absolute unit. The Hoover Dam has a power capacity of 2 gigawatts (GW). The solar farm that the Admin just cancelled could have produces 6.2 GW of power. That's more than 3 Hoover Dams.

The view from an ANTIFA landing craft June 6th 1944

the people who told us to calm down because Roe was settled law are the same people now telling us to calm down because the military would never open fire on Americans

Oh, that’s a good one.

This is going pretty well! I can't complain. But I'd like to get the "backers" number up to 2K, even 3K. This is one-and-done, this collection won't be in bookstores. Reserve one while you can! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...

Tonight I put not just one but TWO packets of oyster crackers on my bowl of turkey chili, because that's just the kind of wild and crazy guy I am

My 10-year-old is getting fucking ICE recruiting ads on YouTube right now. Even he knows that joining ICE is for lame-ass bitches.

That infamous war zone, the restaurants and cafes on the banks of the Chicago River.

ICE attempted and failed to disappear a food delivery guy. It needed to be scored.

The most ironic thing about shootings getting worse, Is that the Congress and Senate in our federal government Have done nothing to prevent this, but they are going to increase financial support toward their own Security protections.

Do any other night owl types always look forward to the new Wordle dropping at midnight?

There is still good in the world.

between this and patrolling wacker drive with long guns, I'm sure Chicagoans are sleeping well tonight