look everybody already knew donald trump was going to demolish the entire white house complex and replace it with a stately pleasure dome, I don't see why everyone's so upset about this

this was inspired by @petersagal.bsky.social's thread about sci fi space travel, but also it has long been my conviction that Star Trek, especially TNG, is basically a show about wizards who can shoot magic light beams, appear and disappear at will, and travel through the galaxy in a luxury hotel

I'm sure the Vatican is devastated.

Yes, Virginia, there is a redistricting clause.

Fixed it.

Oddly enough, "Hormuz" was the name of my phone-sex-for-cows business

this is why he alternates when he jerks off those invisible dicks

Last week, my narration of The Body was released, just in time to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Stand By Me. Today, we got a lovely mention and review in Kirkus, and I'm just so proud of what we did. This project is deeply personal and special to me, and I love that it's getting noticed.

live shot of donald trump thinking up ways to insult bruce springsteen's appearance.

panel from last summer

Rebecca Hendin.

Now get out and vote in the midterms like your life depends on it, because it does. #NoKings

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Wow.

RIP Chuck Norris, got blown up by a mine in the strait of hormuz

Selling loosie french fries outside the mcdonalds

Library director Luanne James. Hero.

it's hard not to keep coming back to the fact that they could simply have Not Done This they could have not bombed Iran! the strait would be open! we wouldn't be staring down a massive global economic crisis! none of this had to happen!

Story: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

send in jack reacher

Nice. I learned just now that DuckDuckGo let's you search AI free by simply using this url: noai.duckduckgo.com

are you doing your part for VICTORY www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

There is apparently credible evidence that the president of the United States is a pedophile. The comforting phrase “accused him without evidence” no longer fits this situation, and journalists must resort to the more perfunctory “hasn’t been formally charged.” www.thedailybeast.com/key-details-...

Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

I'm not making this up. if you're an American stranded in the Middle East and you call the State Department help line, you get a recorded message pretty much telling you to go fuck yourself. thank you for your attention to my extremely angry post about it. link is here: bit.ly/409JSAA

The pedo-cannibals in charge want to cut down the last of Oregon's old-growth forest. There is no reason to do this other than to desecrate Creation. This cannot happen. Link to xomment on BLM's plans in the reply. PLEASE take 30 seconds to help defend. Please share this 🙏

just spitballing but some of it might have something to do with 15 years of sociopathic behavior culminating in the enthusiastic embrace of violent fascism

true TMW fans are envisioning JD up there in a bellhop outfit

Greenland will probably be fine without medical rescue from the man who’s been workshopping a US health care plan since the 2010’s

Trump's neocortex is a shriveled prune barely clinging by a few tendrils to his limbic system.

these are difficult times, we must take pleasure in the setbacks that are certain to drive donald into apoplectic fury

I'm taking the bold stance that all dictators are bad

You could leave the trolley going straight and then just strangle the one guy

Happy year of the Fire Horse. Let it cleanse the world. 🔥🐎

Today is the first day of Ramadan, the first day of Adar, Lunar New Year and Mardi Gras. This means that for one reason or another, the majority of humans on the planet have a reason to eat fried food, and that is beautiful.

FCC Chairman Carr is “thinking”of removing the Equal Time rule exception for TV talk shows (but not right-wing talk radio), so CBS wouldn’t let Stephen Colbert air this interview with Texas senate candidate James Talarico. Let’s Streisand Effect the hell out of it on YT. youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...

One of my favorite Robert Duvall roles. RIP, sir.

“For the signs, they are a’ changin’!”

They talk and act exactly like Nazis in pursuit of the exact same objectives as Nazis using the exact same tactics and rationales as Nazis but it would be wrong to call them Nazis until they grow the little mustache.

I don't eat like this every day or even every week. But damn, it was tasty! And yes, there were leftovers.

It's hard to believe that the first house I bought (new construction, I specified all the interior decorations and add-ons) is now 25 years old. I sold it a long time ago, but it still looks pretty good, according to Zillow.

Movie review from Guardian on Melania.

Stone-cold brilliance from my pal Keef @keefknight.bsky.social

Bet you Vikings fans are feeling great right now.