If you’ve been thinking to yourself “man, I really want to help people in Minneapolis, but I also some some cookies, AND I’d also like to help out trans, neurodiverse, and BIPOC youth“ boy oh boy do I have some good news for you! digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

“you won’t get away with this”

oh no

visual representation of “we have added AI”

Woo hoo! I published only one humor piece this year, and I’m pleased as punch that it cracked McSweeney’s top 25.

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

Happy Psycho Day to all who celebrate. (not yet Friday, but near enough)

I love a prestige true crime limited series, but I'm tired of watching bad things happen to Patricia Arquette.

"Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...

Elon got Joyce Carol Owned

I heard there was a secret mash That turned into a graveyard smash But you don't really care for monsters, do you?

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day? Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

With so much wrong about this 'Ed Gein is bringing sexy back!' take, I'm still going to focus on the historical detail that he couldn't possibly have owned a chainsaw.

my issue of Threepenny is here! here’s my poem “Present Tense,” I would love for you to give it a read! “I know this so loudly I don’t hear, at first, my father’s silence.”

Not only did I write this, but I also escaped that cursed washing machine in the 5th-floor Roman walkup.

So we hate doing stuff like this, but as social media platforms continue to throttle indie publishers like us, we rely now more than ever on our readers. If you can spare $3 or $5 or whatever a month, it would go a long way to help us keep on keeping on. buff.ly/E4eljl9

And the award for best afterword title goes to @lauralippman.bsky.social

“But isn’t it hard to be vegan? What do you eat?”

Nick Saban could do the funniest thing right now.

Do you think he washed his meth first with his little hands? www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

"There is almost no proof that Vance is responsible for the death of Pope Francis. All we know is that the vice president met with the pope, and a few hours later, the pope was dead. To draw a line between those two facts would almost definitely be a little bit premature."

This poem will tear your heart out.

Really feeling this poem by @peninsulapoet.bsky.social posted on @versedaily.bsky.social today.

NYTimes games are really fucking with us today.

There will be a guy with BAGPIPES

The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"

Me, judging everyone’s red carpet looks tonight

Four pangrams? In this economy?

JK Rowling naming an Italian

Someone please bring McConaughey inside before he drowns like a chicken.

Last week at my hair salon, the woman in the next chair was reading and chuckling. I asked what she was reading and she showed me the cover of Villa Incognito.

Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance

Our custodian’s attempt to make the building seem more cheerful just make it even sadder.

I’m grateful to Sheila-Na-Gig Online for including three of my poems in their winter issue. One is below; the others you can find at sheilanagigblog.com/poetry-archi...

It's my birthday! If you'd like to give me a lil present, please share the word about the Ossabaw Writers' Retreat, where writers take workshops, see alligators, pet donkeys, and share their work. Scholarships available! www.ossabawwritersretreat.org?gad_source=1...

Is there a particular “Lord Byron assaulting a servant” branch in Ancestry.com?

i really think it's time for another billionaire submarine adventure

“You will be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

in honor of the winter solstice, i, too, will be cold, distant, and filled with darkness.

Happy Men Buying Gift Cards Day to all who celebrate.

have yourself a merry little crisis

Happy Men Buying Gift Cards Day to all who celebrate.

You are not alone the shingles virus is dormant inside you