Juliana Gray
@julianagray.bsky.social
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Poet & smartass.
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Not only did I write this, but I also escaped that cursed washing machine in the 5th-floor Roman walkup.
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9 months ago
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G. Willow Wilson
7 days ago
Tired of the widening gyre. The gyre is wide enough
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Found this card tucked inside a 12-pack of beer. Glad to know the Lord approves of my plans to celebrate the end of the semester.
7 days ago
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Imagine my embarrassment at coming home from birding to find this old piece of mine reposted. Sorry, Mom. đď¸
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RM
about 2 months ago
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
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the Mountain Goats
28 days ago
itâs a great day for transphobes to eat shit
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Moby Dick
5 months ago
But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole shipâs company down to doom with him?
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Jeremy Diamond âď¸
2 months ago
Can this be a solution?
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Moby Dick
2 months ago
murderers still sailed on
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein đ
2 months ago
oh good i was worried it was white supremacy and capitalism
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McSweeney's
2 months ago
0:30 AM to 11:45 AM: - Dickinson and Drambuie: Pairing Your Favorite Writers with Liquor - The Stegner: What an $85 Application Fee Didnât Get Me - A Year of Institutional Thinking: How to Unnecessarily Burden Your Students with Residual Academic Monotony
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-m...
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A More Realistic AWP Schedule
8:00 AM to 5:30 PM - Daily Meditation Room For People Who Have Been Submitting to the New Yorker and Poetry for Years Without an Acceptance 9:00 AM...
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-more-realistic-awp-schedule
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William Shakespeare
2 months ago
[Exit Murderer.]
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Chuck Wendig
2 months ago
Markwayne Mullin looks and sounds like some backwoods ding-dong that Raylan Givens has to throw in his car trunk on JUSTIFIED
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Dave Kamper
3 months ago
DID YOU KNOW? If you have Delta Sky Miles, you can donate them to help a kidnapped-and-released person fly home! They are set free on the streets of El Paso or another Texas town with no phone, no money, nothing at all. Your miles can get them back to their loved ones!
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Donate Your Miles â Stand With Minnesota
Donate your Delta Skymiles to get people home from Texas
https://www.standwithminnesota.com/skymiles
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Monteiro
4 months ago
If youâve been thinking to yourself âman, I really want to help people in Minneapolis, but I also some some cookies, AND Iâd also like to help out trans, neurodiverse, and BIPOC youthâ boy oh boy do I have some good news for you!
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
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Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
https://digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop58515c477
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Matt McDermott
4 months ago
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
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The Joe Gross
4 months ago
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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dean
4 months ago
âyou wonât get away with thisâ
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oh no
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5 months ago
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Erin Biba
5 months ago
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Todd Dillard
5 months ago
visual representation of âwe have added AIâ
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Woo hoo! I published only one humor piece this year, and Iâm pleased as punch that it cracked McSweeneyâs top 25.
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Durrell
5 months ago
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
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Anne Billson
5 months ago
Happy Psycho Day to all who celebrate. (not yet Friday, but near enough)
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I love a prestige true crime limited series, but I'm tired of watching bad things happen to Patricia Arquette.
6 months ago
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McSweeney's
6 months ago
"Of course, it doesnât feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And itâs obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. Thatâs not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
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When It Happens
Itâs been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. Itâs impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it canât be too long until...
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/when-it-happens
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The Volatile Mermaid
6 months ago
Elon got Joyce Carol Owned
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Adrian 'buy HAIR SHIRT' Sobol
over 1 year ago
I heard there was a secret mash That turned into a graveyard smash But you don't really care for monsters, do you?
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Bookshop.org
7 months ago
Canât decide what to buy on Prime Day? Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead đ
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Rufus Hickok
9 months ago
With so much wrong about this 'Ed Gein is bringing sexy back!' take, I'm still going to focus on the historical detail that he couldn't possibly have owned a chainsaw.
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Todd Dillard
9 months ago
my issue of Threepenny is here! hereâs my poem âPresent Tense,â I would love for you to give it a read! âI know this so loudly I donât hear, at first, my fatherâs silence.â
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Not only did I write this, but I also escaped that cursed washing machine in the 5th-floor Roman walkup.
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9 months ago
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McSweeney's
9 months ago
So we hate doing stuff like this, but as social media platforms continue to throttle indie publishers like us, we rely now more than ever on our readers. If you can spare $3 or $5 or whatever a month, it would go a long way to help us keep on keeping on.
buff.ly/E4eljl9
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Get more from McSweeney's Internet Tendency on Patreon
Creating daily humor almost every day
https://buff.ly/E4eljl9
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And the award for best afterword title goes to
@lauralippman.bsky.social
9 months ago
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âBut isnât it hard to be vegan? What do you eat?â
10 months ago
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Christopher Swartout
12 months ago
Nick Saban could do the funniest thing right now.
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Do you think he washed his meth first with his little hands?
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Ohio police find raccoon holding meth pipe during traffic stop
When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon pulled out another.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ohio-police-find-raccoon-holding-meth-pipe-traffic-stop-rcna205508
about 1 year ago
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Hector Diaz
about 1 year ago
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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McSweeney's
about 1 year ago
"There is almost no proof that Vance is responsible for the death of Pope Francis. All we know is that the vice president met with the pope, and a few hours later, the pope was dead. To draw a line between those two facts would almost definitely be a little bit premature."
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Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didnât Kill the Pope
Letâs make one thing very clear: So far, there is almost no proof that JD Vance is directly responsible for the death of Pope Francis. All we know ...
https://buff.ly/VTcAwgP
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This poem will tear your heart out.
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about 1 year ago
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Really feeling this poem by
@peninsulapoet.bsky.social
posted on
@versedaily.bsky.social
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about 1 year ago
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NYTimes games are really fucking with us today.
about 1 year ago
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There will be a guy with BAGPIPES
about 1 year ago
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
about 1 year ago
The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
about 1 year ago
Me, judging everyoneâs red carpet looks tonight
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Four pangrams? In this economy?
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about 1 year ago
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