Greetings from Europe via : Ja Zmaj

I beg your pardon, Mr Marks or Mr Spencer 👀 😳

"I TOOK ONE AFTERNOON OFF, MARTIN! ONE SUNDAY for lunch with the girls!! and i come back here to find the microwave exploded with a half-cooked FORK inside it, andrea's covered from beak to feet in cake frosting, and maurice threw up alphabetti spaghetti on the cat because you let him TRY BEER?!?"

My therapist keeps asking about hobbies and I tell her I don't have any... Does thinking count as a hobby? Daydreaming? Cos I can spend hours lost in my own thoughts... I assumed hobbies are ways to escape thinking. But I enjoy it!

If you're not following @rhodri.biz and #DuvetKnowItsChristmas on here you're missing an absolute treat. It's one of the highlights of Christmas! #JoinIn

So, let's try doing #duvetknowitschristmas here this evening? People are literally Driving Home For Christmas right now, which MIGHT JUST mean that they'll be sleeping somewhere unusual. 1/

ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park

🧵What to expect from the Radio Times Christmas issue, robbed of the Booker Prize every year. This year's is out on the 10th.

Apparently Bill Withers’ son, Bear, is also a musician, but only writes hold music.

The best thing you will read this year

I used to love going to the salad bar but then they put up a sneeze guard and turned it into an echo chamber

Of course, we liberal elites control EVERYTHING, so that’ll be why literally everything we opposed and DIDN’T want to happen in the last decade then when right ahead and happened anyway. SO much control.

Beware, this "BBC Breaking News" account is fake. It's not an official BBC News account. If BBC News ever joins this platform, it'll be publicised via official BBC platforms.

I'm counting myself lucky that my diagnosis of depression and anxiety coincided with Bluesky getting jumpy. I need the positivity!

A friend sent this to me and it’s pretty perfect.

Jon is not joking

@christhebarker.bsky.social Hello! I'm a follower from the hellsite!

Oh, my trick for finding your invite codes doesn't work anymore 🤦

@emergencybod.bsky.social Yay! It worked!!! Welcome to the lifeboat 😂

Hello to @johnnydobbo.bsky.social and @andygilder.bsky.social 👋 Welcome to Bluesky x

If anyone is struggling to find invite codes like I was. Go to your profile. Swipe right. Ta-da! There are your invites! You're welcome. It's simple when you know how! Follow me for more 'tech hacks for menopausal brains' 😉

How do you get invite codes? I've been here a while and want to get my besties over! They're left wing and funny. Promise!