Listening to it now. No offence @simonmarksfsn.bsky.social @nickabbot.bsky.social - but it’s horrifying listening. #trump

#girlboss 💁🏼‍♀️

I posted this on twitter at 10.17pm but with hindsight, I needed to take more than one of these. Oof.

Just popped out for a little gig on a Saturday night #humblebrag #britawards #brits2025

You know you’ve gone too far when you shock even the Mail

The whole thing was a set up. Full scale betrayal of Ukraine now coming

I just saw a girl eating an ice cream on tooting common. It’s happening!!! 😎🍦☀️ #scorchio

My lunch companions said I was absolutely not allowed to complain and say that the bun was burnt #DadJokes

This made you cry a little bit, too - right? ‘I’m still dancing’: Derbyshire woman has 105th birthday rave at care home www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

How fit was my breakfast today? 😍 (Not sure if you’re supposed to eat the flower but I did)

Prompted to listen to Different Class by seeing this post (and all the lovely comments) and my god, that album is 100% wall-to-wall bangers. Not one single bum note 😍 www.facebook.com/share/p/164B...

Could we all, please, stop saying this is caused by social media? It isn’t. And suggesting it is dangerously distracts us from what matters most. Pol Pot didn’t have YouTube or Instagram. Hitler didn’t have Facebook or Twitter. Stalin didn’t have TikTok. A 🧵 /1.

Last night I saw a woman who had the same hairdo as her dog and i am still in awe. Both I and the dogs are going to the salon next week. Do I ask for us all to have the same ‘do? 💇🏼‍♀️

What is it with a large audience thinking it’s okay to talk while a conference host is speaking? They’ve been doing it all day. My team have banned me from shouting SHHHHH as apparently that’s mortifyingly Karen #productcon

You know it’s gonna be a great day when you forget your AirPods 😒

IT’S HAPPENING

See this has got on my nerves. They don’t tolerate? That’s not very nice.

Stumbled across an intriguing website for an Airbnb in #Streatham Common, clearly targeted at the Middle Eastern market. I fear they may be slightly overselling Streatham Common here. Personally, I’d want a refund if i’d rocked up to London on the basis of this AI calamity 👀

Why is having something stuck to your shoe always so embarrassing? 😳

Just haggled for 50p off the £6 asking price on Vinted. I’ve become part of the problem.

Poor Lolly has had just about enough of February now, thank you.

Just spotted in a local group. How nice?😭

Happy Valentine’s Day! Someone gave me a lovely bracelet with a metal heart on it for Christmas and I am randomly allergic to it and it’s left a heart-shaped scorch mark on my arm. Perhaps today is not for me.

Eva Braun invites us into her beautiful mountaintop home 🙄

It’s my 21st birthday today so I’m going to the best dog-friendly beach in the southeast with my friend and their dog. Am thrilled! 🏖️ www.instagram.com/reel/C-w5Z0k...

My friend has this in his house and it’s the best thing I’ve seen today

Classic of the genre: a ‘Man looks older than he did 30 years ago’ SHOCKER here. Who knew? www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar...

Sorry but this is gross. Whether it’s abusive or not. www.instagram.com/p/DFlrJtfpM3...

I’m sick to death of all your intrusive questions thank you very much

Assuming we make it through the next couple of decades, this will be an incredible image for future historians/students of the Trump era

This.

I have such a raging dislike of these stupid microphones and the whispery, chummy quality they give to the Influencers’ voices 😒

SOMEBODY spent the entire night yelling at foxes, and then setting off her brother so that he then spent all night yelling at them too. She has no regrets. He remains baffled.

Alexander would get my vote though. Cor 👀 #TheTraitors

And the go this feral when the prize fund is only £94k?! wtf #TheTraitors

Why are they all so rude to each other? It’s just a game show. You don’t see people on Countdown kicking off at each other, do you #TheTraitorsUK

On eBay, people are selling phones with TikTok downloaded on them since the app’s been removed from app stores. Some of the devices are listed for as much as $50,000. www.wired.com/story/ebay-s...

Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin (Collaboration with @politicalbeauty.bsky.social )

Wore my new boots to the office today, just to annoy everybody. Think it worked 💁🏼‍♀️

I beg your pardon, Mr Marks or Mr Spencer 👀 😳

The only 'Blue Monday' article you'll ever need theneuroscienceofeve... It's #BlueMonday again. And this is all you'll ever need to read to know the 'truth' about it Which is that it's a ridiculous marketing stunt that got way out of hand and impacted me more than most people

Hehehe

Someone’s jealous of my train-tinny Pina Colada but it’s MINE #chinchin 🍹

Just seen the three most heinous hipster haircuts of my life, on the platform of Queen’s Road Peckham station. Quite impressively heinous, actually.

UK Illustrators, pls share: The AOI (Association of Illustrators) is conducting a survey on AI and copyright to hopefully fight back against the ridiculous decision by the UK govt to plow ahead regardless. You don't have to be an AOI member to have your say! www.surveymonkey.com/r/ai_consult...

#brokenbritain 😱

Having said that, I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again

If I refuse to watch the inauguration - can I just pretend that he doesn’t exist for 4 years (or more, depending on what he does to the constitution)? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Why am I like this? Sorry, Barry from EastEnders 🙉

Standard day in the office. Even though i am aware that it’s not actually a real dinosaur, i was a bit scared when it ran at me. Is that a primal fear still kicking about in my little brain?