Every word is priceless.

Always smirking, the lot of them.

The best-of podcast of concentrated amusement. Doubling your pleasure - it's longer and now comes twice a week. www.globalplayer.com/podcasts/42K...

The Nick Abbot Habit now twice weekly, with extended running times. Latest episode is a two-parter called The Space Hippy. www.globalplayer.com/podcasts/42K...

Yesteryear, when all our troubles seemed so far away. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GFVT19SM

Donito Trumpolini says: "It's the best book I've never read, believe me" www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GFVT19SM

"We would prefer to live in societies where there were good education systems, good health systems, all the other things that you might achieve by taxation...than being a little bit richer than we already are." Our member Brian Eno on Politics Live today

No MP should be earning £380,000 on top of their parliamentary salary. Farage manages it because he's turned "politainment" into a viable career. Like his US counterparts he's discovered that being a disruptor can make you very wealthy indeed. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

"We should get rid of that idea that there are a few people at the top of the wealth pyramid who are the ones who make us wealthy - they aren't." PMUK's Brian Eno

Not for the first time, it looks like Channel 4 just handed the keys to their socials to an evil genius:

An FBI agent conducted an initial review of the Renee Good killing and determined sufficient grounds existed to open a civil rights probe into the actions of the ICE officer who shot her. Justice Department says no inquiry is warranted. @perrystein.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Utterly mad. Just when you thought Trump couldn't get any more delusional. https://edition.cnn.com/2026/01/19/europe/putin-board-of-peace-gaza-trump-intl

Donald Trump links threats to seize Greenland to Nobel prize snub in letter US president says he no longer feels the need to think ‘purely of peace’ in letter to Norwegian prime minister You heard that correctly www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

For well over a decade, Nigel Farage criticised Davos and just two years ago criticised Starmer for going and calling him a "full-on globalist, hanging out with his mates at the World Economic Forum." So, question. Where do you think Nigel Farage is going today?

Are you dreaming of the good old days of 2025? The book of the year, including the definitive A-Z is out now in eco, woke hippy e-book form and in paperback for those who hate trees. Also read by a robot, if you can't be bothered to move your eyes. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GFVT19S...

Are you dreaming of the good old days of 2025? The book of the year, including the definitive A-Z is out now in eco, woke hippy e-book form and in paperback for those who hate trees. Also read by a robot, if you can't be bothered to move your eyes. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GFVT19S...

Are you dreaming of the good old days of 2025? The book of the year, including the definitive A-Z is out now in eco, woke hippy e-book form and in paperback for those who hate trees. Also read by a robot, if you can't be bothered to move your eyes. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GG93QXB...

The e-book is here for eco, woke hippies. The paperback is on the way for people who hate trees. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GFVT19SM

New episode of THE WORLD'S MOST HELPFUL PODCAST, starring Nutty McCrinkle-Face and me (just don't tell her I said that). This week, Carol gets her dongle out and we help with a person's nuts. www.globalplayer.com/podcasts/42K...

"An exodus of UK citizens is being driven by tens of thousands of eastern Europeans moving home and taking British partners with them." Going over there, taking their jobs, etc. ~AA

Brexit has failed people, and now, it's failing animals too.

When Mark Carney sets specific goals for Canada to "diversify away" from its reliance on the US—making headlines in Canada but not the US—hear that for what it is: Close partners and allies looking elsewhere for better friends. This is the silent way that the US loses its pointless trade war.

Latest episode of THE WORLD'S MOST HELPFUL PODCAST now out, starring Kooky McCrinkle-Face. In this episode, how to deal with noisy co-workers and subtitles you can't get rid of. Thank you for your attention to this matter. www.globalplayer.com/podcasts/42K...

Over at the Daily Telegraph, they're scratching their heads as to why the former mining and steel producinv city of Gliwice in Poland is now 45% more prosperous than Darlington... and why it has new shiny infrastructure... without mentioning EU funds for urban and regional development...

New episode of THE WORLD'S MOST HELPFUL PODCAST is here. In this episode, guys that say "Hi" and a spot of wizardry. www.globalplayer.com/podcasts/42K...

Let the joy be unconfined, the Whole Show Podcasts of the Friday and Saturday shows are here. We take the news and most of the ads out, so it takes less time to listen to, which gives you more time to bill the Russians for the things they want you to say. www.globalplayer.com/podcasts/42K...

Latest of the best-of podcasts available here, in which Prime Minister Blobby had his toys taken from him and we were 18th in a happy list. www.globalplayer.com/podcasts/42K...

The Whole Show Podcast of the Friday and Saturday shows are here. We take the news and most of the ads out (mostly), which means they're quicker to listen to which will give you more time to say how cold it's just got. www.globalplayer.com/podcasts/42K...

In this episode, Carol 'n' me are found guilty of giving idiotic advice. Need help and want the unprofessionals to assist? Send your problem to [email protected] linktr.ee/whatsyourpro...

Baby's all grown up

In the latest episode of THE WORLD'S MOST HELPFUL PODCAST, me 'n' Carol help a person who wants to be an artist and advise on a Japanese garden dilemma. Got an issue/problem/conundrum? Send it to [email protected] for complete satisfaction. linktr.ee/whatsyourpro...

Here's that old C4 prog I was talking about last night. Road Dreams. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOkc...

Great news for money launderers!

This week, in THE WORLD'S MOST HELPFUL PODCAST, Carol is in the recovery position. Got a problem, issue, conundrum? Send it to [email protected] for total satisfcation. linktr.ee/whatsyourpro...

In this week's WORLD'S MOST HELPFUL PODCAST, Carol is on her worst behaviour and we help with someone fleeing Florida linktr.ee/whatsyourpro...

Black are the constituencies won by the CDU/CSU, blue the constituencies won by the AfD t.co/1E8p7xf2lR

#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlur Advertisement at a London bus stop. Ya gotta love the British…

Back on LBC at 10pm waving a chainsaw because that makes me look trustworthy. Meanwhile, try THE WORLD'S MOST HELPFUL PODCAST with Carol McGiffin. In the latest episode, someone kicks the bucket. linktr.ee/whatsyourpro...

Back tonight to try and make (non)sense of it all. Meanwhile, try THE WORLD'S MOST HELPFUL PODCAST. The latest episode has a big mistake in it that is not my fault. Very much. linktr.ee/whatsyourpro...

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Kew. They've got an orchid festival on at the mo.

Back at 10pm LBC. Meanwhile, the Friday and Saturday shows are available as podcasts . We take the news and most of the ads out so it takes less time to listen to, which gives you more time to scroll through whatever stupid thing Mango Mussolini said last. www.globalplayer.com/podcasts/42K...

A violent criminal? A threat to society? A danger to democracy? No, no and no. This is someone being punished again and again for giving a damn about humanity and the living world. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...