Remember tonight is We're Stealing An Hour From You So You'll Feel Like Hell At Work Tomorrow time.

Many times, karaoke versions of "Paradise By The Dashboard Light" don't include the baseball play-by-play. Dropping it in with permission is an easy win.

I am ashamed at how many Americans voted for this.

When I think “fun place to shop,” I think “ICE agents might confront me next to the spatulas”

This is from one of the former Infinity Ward/Call of Duty co-founders:

Why does this read so very much like a particularly deranged brand of AI-speak

Evangelicals calling another religion misguided is SOMETHING.

i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist

Cool

We have done this *multiple* times with different middle eastern groups and *every time* is has ended up making thing horrifically worse. Osama Bin Laden didn't come from fucking nowhere ...

oh that's a bad sign

Be the first family on your block To have your boy come home in a box And it's 1 2 3 what are we fighting for Don't ask me, I don't give a damn Next stop: Tehran, Iran

KTLA, the Yukon could have taught you this lesson.

HOLD ON, I just saw this news clip of the local LA news anchors reading this T-Shirt out loud, and you HAVE to see their reactions. I've had to pause it multiple times to laugh.

this ragged scrap of newsprint arguing against senseless war ... folks, there is a metaphor for my life here

@tomtomorrow.bsky.social from the City Paper in Philadelphia.

what if we did 2003 again but with even stupider people in charge of everything

When I say I'm tired of the entirety of my life being shaped by imperialist predators, this is what I mean.

This AIPAC hand-puppet has a primary challenger this year, and his name is Damon Lynch IV. friendsofdamonlynch.com

Today was good cooking, an unexpected burst of writing, and a feral cat using the crates I set up to look out the window. Also, fuck ICE.

Lmao

Dedicated to the person who just reminded me of this song by declaring how irrationally angry it made them: youtu.be/HmTpmeqbKNk?...

kill all fake lovers

The Constitution clearly gives Congress the power to spend taxpayer funds, and no law allows the president to halt if he feels some US states aren’t being “good stewards” of the money. In case there’s any confusion on this, the Impoundment Control Act forbids it. Taxation without representation.

Have a moment to melt with some hand-crafted digital surrealism: youtube.com/shorts/lFZ5z...

BABES WAKE UP YOU WILL SURPRISINGLY IMMEDIATELY GUESS WHAT HAPPENED

Texas police finally found a school they'll respond to, huh?

George Hannah and Gordon Stuckless would be proud of the USA hockey team. And so would Harold Ballard.

In retrospect this had a way larger effect on me then I ever could have imagined.

I'm in trouble. The feral mom-to-be walked in and has parked herself on the cart shelf. Oh, I am in trouble.

Counterpoint: No. ICE doesn’t need reform. Abolition and prosecution is the bare minimum.

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

Greenland Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen: “President Trump's idea of ​​sending an American hospital ship here to Greenland has been noted — But we have a public healthcare system where treatment is free for citizens. It is a deliberate choice"

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Lou Wilson!

A Rolling Stone investigation found that CDC officials allied with RFK Jr. circumvented critical scientific and ethical safeguards in a rush to fund research that might loan support for sweeping changes to the U.S. vaccination schedule. More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Kerrist on a cracker. FB serves no purpose whatsoever anymore other than to be a game for those who run it. Like SimCity, only WE'RE the Sims. I don't miss it one bit. 🧵

This guy rules

May or may not be dancing through my house. It is needed right now.

NEW: I spoke to the sex workers organizing a union at Sheri's Ranch, a brothel in Nevada, about a contract that they say could threaten their right to control their images online. The fight is already serious: since the drive began, four workers have been fired. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Welp.

New: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line as a joke. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks revealed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbF

Spread this FAR AND WIDE.

Over/under on how many women on the USA hockey team will surrender their gold medals to Trump?

Crazy how we’ll arrest people associated with Epstein but the States will give them more power.

I saw a screening of They Live in January 2017, as Trump's first term was starting. The most frequent cry from the festival crowd was "Too soon!". We made it fun again by throwing paper plates in the air when the flying saucer showed up.

Iris Mountbatten, from the classic documentary The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash, on why mamager Leggy Mountbatten signed the group: youtu.be/gB0MxBMMKHM?...

AEW fans are again chant "F*ck ICE! F*ck ICE!" in response to Brody King during tonight's show in Sacramento

On my second watch because YouTube tried to snatch money from @fdsignifier.bsky.social on the first upload. I know it's a long one, but it is worth it. youtu.be/cpgqWZyAJtM?...