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WHOSE LEGENDS WILL BE WRITTEN IN ARAMÁN? ⚔️ 🧭 🪶 👀 Take a (respectful) first look at our stunning new #CriticalRole Campaign 4 adventurers before their tale begins at the table this OCTOBER 2ND! @willingblam.bsky.social is TEOR PRIDESIRE 🦁 [ Art by Loren Hontalinna & Hannah Friederichs 🎨✨]

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

Happy #InternationalDogDay

Unknown number from a Seattle area code texted me asking why I haven’t responded on Telegram, but I don’t have any unread messages? Not sure if it’s phishing or someone I blocked, but then I’m not sure how they’d have my phone number. Either isn’t great :x

Just got back from having lunch with my dad, hadn’t seen him in like 8 months or so. While we were talking he brought up that apparently my uncle had done some digging and found out that we’re eligible for dual citizenship in Germany, and it seems like most of my extended family has already applied

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Idk what’s happening #Samalamadingdong

Gladius for the original Xbox. Game was sorta unfinished but I still loved it lol

Ice cream tastes even more delicious when you're at the beach, especially if you're a big boy. Many thanks to @segy.bsky.social for purchasing this auction. I hope you enjoy this commission as much as I enjoyed making it.

Happy Doggust!! Day 1: Mutt. TGIF everyone. :') #doggust #doggust2025

Life's a beach~ Picked up this super cute YCH from @locofur.bsky.social~ go check out his stuff :3

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Uuuugh I don't want to work on this anymore. I could give this dude a lot of scales but he was just going to be a sticker and I wanna move on!

I'm just having fun

It’d be nice to go a week without calling the cops. Just had a customer make a death threat to one of my coworkers. She’s a nurse from the local hospital

I’ve been at work less than 5 hours and we’ve already had the cops come to our store twice, and multiple other incidents. Wtf is happening

The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before? That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators. My how times change ...

is this anything

Second batch of ko-fi Pride doodles! Thanks @m4n3ctr1c.bsky.social, @drawfuldm.bsky.social, @mogistotle.bsky.social and @tonystfns.bsky.social If you want to get one for yourself, follow the link below for more details :D (also, we're at 96% of our goal! Thank you!) ko-fi.com/thebeardlybe...

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

I wish Starbucks would enable comments on their TikTok ads so I can cyber bully them

People are real. Borders are not.

happy pride I think I'm just gonna start reposting this until I come up with something better lol

There are whole movies that don’t have the twists and turns of this paragraph.

I need TLC and THC

Hot af today. Like half my coworkers have been complaining about feeling dizzy and stuff. Been telling everyone to drink lots of water. Wish they would just actually use our a/c

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

Just found out my dad got married this morning??? And is apparently flying to Italy for a honeymoon cruise??? I knew he was engaged but hadn’t heard anything else about plans or anything

All of these spoke to me, deeply.

It’s like 80 degrees out and they won’t turn on the fucking A/C at work, I’m drenched

Former coworkers from my last job came up to visit. We had ramen and went to this rooftop mini golf/bar, then walked around the mall for awhile. Was a really nice time, first I’ve really gone out in like the last 6 months. Really needed it

I was trying to think of what the non-binary version of m’lord or m’lady would be, and my brain decided it’s m’landowner

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I’ve gotten and blocked so many fake followers that I can’t even look and find the real ones, it won’t load the list. So it just says I have none. I feel like that’s the point, make it so the only accounts you see are theirs.

Wtf is happening? I’ve gotten like 200 fake followers in like the last 24 hrs, I can’t keep up blocking them all :/

I was correct

twenty minutes into a super bowl party in weho

Think a superbowl commercial just fucked my day tomorrow 🙃

Oops 😬

Something #marcoandmarty marcoandmarty.com

Customers keep fucking trying me. Second day in a row I’ve been told to go fuck myself. People keep trying to steal or scam their way into free shit. I’ve got a new trainee who’s incompetent and my good closer is stuck helping her and getting pissed about it. I’m glad today is my Friday because fuck

Very good advice to find after a day of doomscrolling

Successfully got out of jury duty~🎉