not now, high bees

they call me belvedere good morning i am mister belvedere a butler on tv i’m not a real butler but i did sit on my balls i really sat upon my balls i did hurt my balls

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

in case you were wondering

It me

the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the witch and the wardrobe

Things are a little crazy right now. We’re moving, maybe getting a new job, maybe getting a whole new life. That means it’s time to reread the Realm of the Elderlings. This series has been my liferaft for twenty years now. No matter what’s going on out here, I can always turn to my old friends.

i haven’t seen this on the news yet so here it is: i’m reporting that lindsey graham was gay

You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?

Taco Bell has removed several items from menus in certain places to prevent the spread of the diarrhea parasite. Taco Bell is doing more than our government. So that’s how well things are going.

replies to this are mostly just riffing but 5% of them are like "this is the end of civilization"

Spoke with Mitch McConnell this morning and he said you're all doing a great job!

Omg it’s your garden @prettytiired.bsky.social

I don’t think he’s gonna reply

José María Ponce #1985 h1.nu/1t5M9

I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"

As you party on the 4th of July, it's important to take a moment to remember that Spuds Mackenzie's vital role in the signing of the Declaration of Independence. (Bud Light calendar, 1990)

Some Dreamcast love. ♥️

Reposting because of the sony news

Hey, who wants to read a study about someone who generated 27,000 ChatGPT fanfics about Doki Doki Literature Club characters giving birth? arxiv.org/pdf/2606.22748

This pizza is fantastic if I don’t put my glasses on

[0010003] Moody dwarf creating an item that is normally made in pairs (gloves, shoes, etc.) only makes a single unmatched artifact

I have completed my Pavlovian training: I see Super Metroid, I get tired. I don’t know why I fall asleep so much quicker to those particular bleeps and bloops, but it’s kind of wonderful to have an effective off switch. I’ve never even played Super Metroid.

[0007628] Dwarves can achieve dreams after they die

Topanga wants to talk to me about my hormones. I am one thousand years old.

I want to build a model airplane

yeah, you could say I’m an ally

Introduce yourself with four video games

I think I would like to play a Pokemon game.

I think it’s wrong that any Carolina has a hockey team. I don’t know which Carolina is celebrating tonight, but neither of them really deserve it. If you don’t get snow and you don’t get ice, you don’t deserve hockey. It’s cultural appropriation. I don’t approve.

The Custom Oregon Plate BJORK was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #BJORK

Life is a mystery Everyone must stand alone I hear you call my name but then who was phone

It’s always the people who can’t hack it at Unskilled Labor who decide what Unskilled Labor is

I want this horse to do the surgery

I found a list of slang from the 30s. A rich/important guy was called "a big butter and egg man" and I'm going to start saying that immediately

Peace✌️

I made a papercraft just for this

Can i come over and eat your penis like this

for six years now, one person has sat on the URL for a common misspelling of summer game fest (which SHOULD be plural, not singular imo). this year's redirect is personal

Imagine Dragons is just Phil Collins era Genesis for alt-rock millennials

fellas, is it gay to drive a Toyota Tacoma? (apparently yes, happy pride month, enjoy helping your friends move)

Please don’t tell your car insurance girl that you’re looking forward to death. She doesn’t even get commission.

I asked Google if there are mountains in Denmark and it told me about a mound named Yding Skovhøj and I can’t stop laughing.

This product has perfectly replicated the “warm piss” notes of shitty beer. I don’t know who asked for this. I ate six of these and my lips taste like 2am on white plastic patio furniture. @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social should bookmark this crime.

I would never do "ass play." That sounds frivolous and I am an adult. If I'm doing anything it's ass work

all else aside, I think this was the start of a shift for a lot of people- realizing their government was absolutely capable of helping them, but actively choosing not to