No new pictures, where are you mentally?

Had a headache. Made coffee (four shots of espresso). Put too much half and half in it. Tastes like a cup of milk. I don’t even like milk. Added another two shots of espresso. Ahh, much better. My headache is gone. I can hear around corners. My inner monologue has backup dancers. Goodnight.

Sounds like a companion I know who has starved to death three times this week

Current status: Unironically texting the We Need To Talk bitmoji to my BFF at 6:30am

Sitting at the kitchen table, having breakfast with Thursday, watching a livestream import game auction. I realized I recognized what they were listening to in the background - the first Japanese song I ever learned all the words to.

I can only imagine what a pleasant experience Fallout 4 would be on the Switch. I almost typed that without laughing

Leave him be, he’s freelancing

It’s too early in the morning for shirtless Tony Danza.

Chappel Roan coming to Fortnite and a beet delivery to my house? Time to break out one of the best images I’ve ever made in my life.

Hydration is the key to working remotely

How the heck do you turn on notifications for someone in this app??

I always thought this line was about CMP, the ice cream flavor, because eating ice cream gives you a fat ass.

I love this sticker so much. @prettytiired.bsky.social is cool af for finding it

I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV

I’m okay with needlessly gendering candy in the case of Mr Goodbar. He exists and he has nuts and thinks that earns him a spot next to Krackel. Not all men, but _definitely_ Mr Goodbar.

I wish this chatbot on chess.com had a different line of dialogue for when it starts to lose

In 1998, this girl could solve every one of my life’s problems

You’ll find me yodeling into the end days

The sun has some nerve daring to beam directly into my eyeballs when it’s 58 degrees in my bedroom. Fix your shit, sun. Go melt some snow and leave me alone. This is my sun salutation.

bass amateur shops

Snowstorm #Goals from the @squirrel_boxes instagram 🥰😴 #sqrlpix

Stop doing this shit to Famicom cassettes you freaks

Sometimes I wonder what 14 year old me would think of 43 year old me but then I realize I am 14 year old me, listening to Throwing Copper in the dark at midnight, except now I pay rent.

Great news for suɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀

If you’re not following my cat on Bluesky, you’re only getting half the story

Me at my space heater. I am of tropical descent, please have mercy on me with this 2 degrees bullshit

the world is dark right now but, theres still GWAR covering pink pony club www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5XR...

According to the official British Nintendo Magazine System magazine, Panel de Pon was originally planned to be localized with Killer Instinct characters before being changed to the Yoshi-themed Tetris Attack.

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

We are at the “Minnesotans are spray painting their broiler pans for body armor” stage of the fight

They’re assimilating, leave them be

I've been trying to learn Mahjong and this video captures the experience of watching a tutorial video for the first time.

loading Mr bean into the EVA

This is what radicalized me.

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made

For a brief moment this evening, I was the best Aerobiz player in the world.

every few months I have to go to twitter to see some video or prominent person's post that isn't anywhere else, and I find that a lot of you are still posting there. anyway, it's not ok that you are doing that, no you are not the exception, fucking stop posting there

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As a person who has taken ten thousand photos in cemeteries and has a 3d print of her favorite headstone, I just wanna put it out there that I don’t own any bones. The ones I was born with are often more trouble than they’re worth.

If pork roll is the Wario of offal varieties, scrapple is absolutely its deliciously questionable Waluigi.

Holy shit, this is AMAZING. One click access to 120 Minutes? I live

I’ve been trying to remember the name of a placebo song but I keep searching “soupmates never die” Anyway this is how I learned @djaliplume.bsky.social is immortal I guess

I love the way older folks pronounce North Carolina. There’s no vowels, no consonants, just vibes.

the year of the horse approaches

HE'S MAKING A MOCKERY OF THE FIFA PEACE PRIZE!!!