I wanna talk to yall more but im bad at prompts, can I see your pets? Tell me their names and stuff or whayever the uglier the better

dude my brain is fucking cooked I saw the word "adage" written down and was like "what the hell is an あだゲー"

🌹Juno is great and deserves money! give the money ya mooks!

Hey ik life is a big joke , but can i have money for food? I need groceries + to eat venmo.com/u/junostump Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail tummy boost

I am BEGGING the folks at @ravensburgertcg.bsky.social for a Dreamborn version of Elisa Maza in her gargoyle form that we got in Season 2, Ep 5, "The Mirror." Like... We NEED this Glimmer! #DisneysLorcana #Gargoyles #Lorcana #TCG #Ravensburger #cardgame

I had to sign up for some insurance thing years ago that asked the most haunting security question I’ve ever seen

Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/

Me whenever you won't kill me like I asked you to

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

"wow i didn't even know [game] came out" i mean. this is why devs always tell you to wishlist everything. if you hear about an upcoming game you're interested in, just wishlist it. then you'll know when it's out, instead of leaving it to chance whether or not you hear about it on social media

fascinating that undying corporate cartoon intellectual property has facilitated a neverending demand for guys to do impressions of other guys impressions of the hottest comedic actors of the 1940s forever

We are contagiously sick and need groceries, preferably delivered so we don't infect others! We're also $200 behind on bills. Please help us raise more of our $5k monthly goal! Small donations add up!! ko-fi.com/farronox/goa... farronox.carrd.co #MutualAid #Helpsky 💸💕 #KoFi

they announced the lesbian sex update

I really want to emphasize that this is a winnable fight, but everyone has to chip in in order to do so! Please dont sit it out expecting others to stand in your place! And dont ignore local/state level stuff! As these state laws get overturned, the narrative behind the Fed ones lose steam!

I am yet again asking trans people to share something good that is going on in their lives, however great or small. “I made it through the day” definitely counts! Mine is: I think my depression is finally starting to lift and I am slowly beginning to feel like a person again

rosalina cuz like #mario

Hollow Knight Silksong - Sea of Sorrow previews are in! IGN - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! GamesRadar - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Metacritic - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Gamespot - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! NintendoLife - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Game Informer - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!

the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them

Please know I have been sitting here waiting for the DEAD IN THE WATER pun to land for YEARS and I am as proud of it now as I was then

Obligatory party bathroom selfies

Please stop playing Fortnite if you support the continued existence of Trans people. If you've been playing up until now, you have the power to show them that their willingness to support blatant Transphobia comes with serious consequence to the size of their playerbase.

yayyyy!!! 1 year of rehabbing this arm after my shoulder surgery!!!

the right attitude

Grrrr... PEOPLE AREN'T RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS, WEALTH INEQUALITY IS PREVENTING CREATIVE PEOPLE FROM REALISING THEIR IDEAS, GOODNIGHT!

loser lesbian who dabbles in the occult #characterdesign #oc #witch

Loving the 'kinda-moody!' cover of this new All RGM Book 🔥

my wonderful wife got me a 220 6 x 8 back for my Fuji GX680 for Christmas, and I have a bunch of pro-packs of Kodak Ektachrome 220 chillin' in the fridge waiting for something special to use them on, AND I've got strobes now, so guess who's doing boudoir photos of her wife on slide this week 😇

I love learning about stuff

I think I found the movie! Peter Berg was hired and then very quickly let go from Real Steel as director after just one day! ONE DAY! He must’ve been the dude who fought to get Affleck.

targeted marketing is getting nuts

Pics 💙🖤💚

I am pretty comfortable on camera and like talking so while THAT part of it doesn't worry me the fact that I'm a trans gal with large boobs and doesn't hide them means I get the joyous double edged experience of UGH UGLY MAN and OH OF COURSE THE SLUT WITH HER TITS OUT GOT HIRED What an existence

"Prior generations didn't have" There were Irish-American gangs doing pogroms in Boston in the 30s you stupid asshole

an outfit can change your outlook.... a maid outfit can change your life

My personal headcanon is that all webcomic artists physically look like the navigators from Dune

I wasn't going to do a top 10 toys because nothing really scratched the number one itch...until I got Sky-byte.

People just now discovering I play Dota is funny bc I've put obscure references in my videos as far back as the klonoa video and crap guide to ranger and sorcerer

ATTENTION VAs: I'm looking for someone who can do a female Cockney accent for the game I'm working on, @devilchaser.bsky.social! DM me with your reel if you're interested!

wauuuuu

Predator Badlands proves it's possible to make a Metroid film where Samus speaks Chozo exclusively

I have another slot open now, 2/3

*puts chemicals in the collective unconscious that turns the rats gay*

🚨ATTENTION🚨 The maid with the bird magic (name of Vodel) has received a design refinement at the talented hands of the ever amazing @slagethor.bsky.social Please look at her.

Ho Ho Ho Old Friend art by me.

The concept I'm working on so far is a little ditzy bee princess who has a very irritable and stressed out wasp knight who protects her.

@idolomantises.bsky.social I didn't know she had a color scheme before I drew her, but I hope ya like it. #fanart #art #conceptart #sweetheart #bee

Still working on her