That moment when the sauce spills out and runs down the flutes is so sexy it should be illegal

ME: *last night* I'm really enjoying these harpsichord pieces by John Bull. I should look into his life. I'll bet he wasn't a spy for Queen Elizabeth who had to flee England after the Archbishop of Canterbury declared him "the horniest man alive." WIKIPEDIA:

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

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Sometimes, motorsports gets it. SCCA Solo Nats competitor is protested on Day 1 in a ladies class for being trans. Protest committee rules aggrieved party should get fucked into the sun. Day 2 the rest of class shows support for the protested party on way to her first run. She would go on to win.

Are you a leader in a Jewish congregation or minyan that is inclusive and welcoming of Jews outspokenly opposed to Israel's actions in Gaza? Please add your congregation to the Open Communities directory so that others can find a supportive place to daven for the High Holidays.

As the saying goes, nothing lasts forever Goodbye Oswald. Between the mold, the mice, and the numerous mechanical issues you had when I laid you up last year, there was no saving you from this. Thank you for 75,290 miles and 6 years of fun and frustration

true futuristic luxury would be having a machine where I can push a button and in a reasonable amount of time it pops out some tiramisu

kinda bad when the coolest it's gotten upstairs in weeks is 86°F

Cardle 2/5 Streak 6🔥 Total Score 78 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

Kiam en Ŝaŭmburgo, oni devas ie trovi ŝaŭmon, ĉu ne?

Cardle 1/5 Streak 1🔥 Total Score 15 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

Estas ĵaŭdo. Ŝanĝiĝas la eĥoj. #esperanto #eĥoŝanĝoĉiuĵaŭde

wash your sheets for a 50% stat boost for one week

Ever wondered what a trumpet would sound like in jelly? Well, am I about to answer your question...

is your PR failing test coverage checks? just add some files you changed to the ignorablePatterns in scripts/test-coverage.js

Mind Cow DS confirmed

My mom grew some tomatoes and this one is my favorite

ĉi-matene mi rikoltis pli ol 400 gramojn da morusoj. eĉ pli da morusoj maturaj ankoraŭ havas la morusujo kvankam mi ne povas ilin atingi per mia ŝtupetaro.

VGAPride is my program for displaying pride flags in MS-DOS. Here's photos of my Pentium-60mhz showing the rainbow flag, trans pride flag, non-binary pride flag, and asexual pride flag. github.com/foone/VGAPride

malantaŭ la domo mi havas grandan morusujon. tro da morusoj jam defalis sur la teron, do mi devas ilin rikolti tre baldaŭ. mi faros tion per ŝtupetaro fru-matene, ĉar estos fekvarmege morgaŭ....

Estas ĵaŭdo. Ŝanĝiĝas la eĥoj. #esperanto #eĥoŝanĝoĉiuĵaŭde

Happy Juneteenth!! I'm Silver, a trans black artist and creating weird cats is my passion 🐈‍⬛️🔪🩸🏳️‍⚧️❣️ Please support and uplift black artists/creators forever and always 💕 #juneteenth

we need to fight for trans youth on every front through the courts and legislation, by supplying hormones directly, by dispelling the idea of "passing", by showing the rich and valued lives of those who transitioned post-puberty, by celebrating transness we need to help them survive no matter what

A Rail-WITH-Trail situation for this railroad line through #Detroit would be incredibly useful. It's a near straight shot from Hamtramck to Downriver, and you could add entrance/exits in Milwaukee Junction, Lincoln Street, Core City, SW, and Delray for cycling and walking across town.

Speramus meliora, resurget cineribus!

Paraphrasing: The board stands firmly, demanding the immediate stay of deportation for our student Maykol Bogoya-Duarte. We call for the immediate release of Maykol, we want him to complete his course work and achieve his high school diploma.

Gay-Dagnogo wants to move things along to make the news tonight. They need a statement. They're pulling things together quickly.

Peterson Mayberry announces they have been in touch with Shri Thanedar, he is calling Maykol's mom this evening. Language for a resolution to support Maykol is in review. Gay-Dagnogo - the media timeslot is not going to wait for us. Lots of moving pieces right now.

31. 2nd Grade teacher. Worried about budget cuts affecting their school specifically. Need to take the minimal step of denouncing ICE abduction and demanding his immediate release.

Hey Detroit! This evening I’ll be covering the Detroit Public Schools Community District (DPSCD) Regular Board Meeting at 5:30pm for #DETdocumenters @detdocumenters.bsky.social

ICE has only existed since 2003. A Bush-era creation, it is a militarized federal secret police that has been imbued with the Supreme Court with the unconstitutional power to ignore the fourth amendment. Abolishing it and salting the earth where it grew is the moderate stance.

my transportation politics in one picture

Know what I like about Venice? No fuckin' cars.

What was the turning point? When did everything start going to shit? Theory: It was when the domestic brands stopped selling captive imports.

Feliĉan Fiermonaton al GLATuloj, samideanoj, kaj esperantistoj! #Esperanto #conlang #catiekejti youtu.be/v-ssCJ4gQqo

Kaj por ĉiuj, kiuj ne uzas Fejsbukon, mi aperigis tiun ĉi renkontiĝon ĉe Eventa Servo: eventaservo.org/e/81ee5d

Saluton amikojn! We'll be meeting at The Congregation, July 22nd at 4pm for our next gathering. FB event link is below. www.facebook.com/share/1B2DsY...

tiu ĉi libro ofertas iel respondon, al la demando kiun mi havas ekde kiam mi eklernis esperanton: ĉu esperanto estas juda lingvo? ĉu nur pro tio ke ĝin elpensis judulo, aŭ iel alia?

books.by/tokipona/ La libro en Esperanto nun haveblas ekster Amazon.

I collaborated with the Internet Archive to make a new 24/7 lofi livestream! By day, you can see scanners scanning and what they're scanning. After hours, you will see public domain silent movies and pictures. Sorta like an Internet Archive TV WATCH LIVE HERE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPg2...

the wear patterns on this statue tell us a lot about society

Papo (Papino‽) Mandarino la 6a

this is not my update this is a friend and their partner they need about $1600 to post the balance owed and move

its on github. i uploaded it up on bitbucket. its running in a docker container on gleeple. im selfhosting it on feep. its on a virtual environment in pooble. bro its literally on weewee

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

fek. kiel je fek mi povas trovi bonagordan ĝinzon kiu ne rompiĝos post nur du jaroj kaj duono?

A staredown