Skrunky tired doggie

Yesterday was pretty fuckin breezy

Me after losing the football pool on the boat every season for 3 years straight

I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED WENDY CARLOS’ BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY Happy 86th queen thank you for enabling and inspiring my favorite genres of music and continuing to be a living icon and inspiration for trans folks everywhere

Even with all the cloud cover and light pollution from Thunder Bay we still got a damn good light show

Coast Guard has trained with us so much this year that we’re all kinda unphased by it but hey it’s cool to see it at night

Reason 168472939 to love the Blues Brothers is that they never did any comical reveal that the Illinois Nazis survived the fall like the movie does at the beginning when Elwood’s apartment blows up and somehow the cops get out unscathed They’re just fucking dead lmao

Made a band for my grandpa’s cowboy hat I inherited using the emblem from his old Town Car

I give you fine people of Bluesky: a sleep deprived Michael crashout

It’s coming back and it’s coming back at a reasonable price

I love that I now have not one, but TWO photos of Bruce the shark dinking his oiter in my collection

My boss got bored and taught me how to do a monkey’s fist and for a first go at it, I think I did pretty alright

17 year old me leaving the high school parking lot at mach fuck in my Oldsmobile Achieva with a massive exhaust leak

Another quick visit from the Jayhawk today

I’ve taken a huge liking to wearing some of my more tame button downs as jackets

This is the last Oswald post I promise (if you follow me on insta or twitter there’s a longer memorial vid) But it’s so hard to let go of my memories with this little shit. So many amazing people, cars and experiences have come from these past 6 years. I wouldn’t be here with any of you without him

I just checked the website for the yard Oswald was at He’s gone. For good. For real Goodbye my friend

Thinkin about iconic movie vehicles that have either been confirmed destroyed or lost to time…

Boat stuff

I ❤️ my job! (End the suffering please)

Just me and my “you’re gonna need a bigger boat” ass fit against the world

Think a new F150 with its high beams on is bad? Try taking one of the Jesus beams to the face while half asleep

“I’m so scared of sharks because of Jaws” How?? Bruce has such a big dumb baby face and despite the movie’s portrayal of them, I think it made me love sharks even more as a kid

Been sailing almost 4 years now and this still goes through my head whenever we leave a dock

Soggy doggy

Well here go 3 more months of my life I’ll never get back

I just spent 5 hours straight with this notoriously hated thing But after driving it for as long as I have, I’ve taken a liking to it purely because of how cheap it is. It doesn’t pretend to be something it isn’t, and I respect that Stay humble, lil Mirage. You’re alright

Highway merging with my 40 year old 302 that overheats if you look at it the wrong way and leaks so much oil that every parking lot I stop in gets marked as a drill site after I leave

Bonus yearning for the first time we ever met @xantronix.bsky.social and their little blue R32, and they got all giddy over Oswald’s similarities to their old Grand Am

Some late night Oswald yearning back to a few years ago when I drove him from metro Detroit to Philly for Radwood and stayed up till like 2 in the morning watching YouTube poops with @joeligo.bsky.social and @venomlance.bsky.social

Cleanse your timeline with an Oldsmobile Aurora

The rest of this fit went stupid hard btw

Do I get bonus goth points for being able to drive stick with 6 inch heels and a 2 inch platform?

Get ready for some insane outfit posts before I go back to work because we got the Oswald bullet belt now

>Leak oil all over the parking lot >Walk in and eat while covered in sweat and junkyard goop >Refuse to elaborate >Leave

When Minnesota Democratic State Representative Melissa Hortman was murdered in her home by a gun toting MAGA maniac less than 90 days ago they said nothing. Trump even skipped her funeral and chose to play golf instead. He had the chance to condemn political violent and did not.

Today’s activities

It’s about time I did a proper daytime photoshoot with this car after like… 3 years

I get stuck photographing boats for 80% of the year and occasionally forget I can do cars too

Took some frustration gettin her there, but at least my other problem child is working and finally able to leave the garage

As the saying goes, nothing lasts forever Goodbye Oswald. Between the mold, the mice, and the numerous mechanical issues you had when I laid you up last year, there was no saving you from this. Thank you for 75,290 miles and 6 years of fun and frustration

Me arguing with the first mate to actually let me get off and go home at the soo instead of booting off this new hire that’s only been on for a month as opposed to my *4*

Logging onto twitter and immediately being barraged with sponsored recruitment posts for a certain government organization

Love my job

Much better

Would yall still fw me if I pulled up onboard the Poopfarter 9000

I forgot to update you Bluesky folks on this but yeah about a year ago Oswald blew up and I had to retire him as a daily driver I get off the boat in 2 weeks though and hopefully I can get this thing bypassed and at least have him back as a fun summer car until he conks out for good

Some middle of the night pilothouse beauty shots for all you red light/analogue button enjoyers

How life feels after I’ve spent the past month staying up all damn night, eating a bowl of coco puffs, ripping a cigarette, then proceeding to sleep from 8 in the morning till damn near 2 in the afternoon