anybody up for mounting a NÄX shelf today

do not use the microwave and air fryer simultaneously. this enturbulates the thetan

anyway i'm going back to using "toaster" to refer to these fracking machines

the internet is a machine invented to turn people insane

I do regret to inform y'all that the obvious thing has happened and the questionable fake slur is now becoming an active real slur. (I'll be honest, I really should've seen this one coming)

i have learned an important lesson this evening: all words are slurs that exist in a state of quantum superposition until they are observed to be slurs

this post really lives in my head

I didn't know about this Signal For Help hand gesture until today. I'm quite sure that a lot of other people don't know it either (as demonstrated in this video). If you just learned it now too then it was worth posting. Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...

if you complain about your wife who's trained in ninjutsu, then instead of "the ol' ball 'n chain" you have to call her "the ol' kusarigama"

man it sure would be a shame if something medical were to happen to me where i'd need tubes and monitoring and restraints and whatnot

If your dad pisses you off, simply object tf him and give him away on Facebook marketplace

thank you @nws.noaa.gov for having a not insane government shutdown statement

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CW: untowardness

still on Mastodon xantronix.social/@xan DM me if you want an invite to XANTRONIX Social

"just run your own AppView and PDS"

new hole with no numbers would be big improvement over last two holes with numbers

You don't have to interview a guy just because he found a new way to jack off to his computer

finally playing Metroid: Planet of the Moth Men and it's easily the most technically impressive GameCube game

"AI doomerism" my brother in Christ, AI *is* doomerism

ceo might be the only profession ai could arguably replace and be less wasteful and harmful to the planet, people and platforms they preside over

On the other hand we should be able to repurpose all these servers for personal websites and other actually useful things when the AI bubble pops. We might have a compute golden age if it goes how I expect

They're all tied up in each other's debt so whenever one says uncle the whole thing is gonna just start spraying goo

But we can't turn off the get things wrong machine! Think of the share holders!

okay

when industry realises mass deployment of AI datacentres is a boondoggle and begin growing human brains in vats instead, i will be the person telling them that they are human brains in vats and giving them materials to organise and strike

If you're watching the Riyadh Comedy Festival, play along at home!

dudes will see this and literally go "hell yeah"

i can't remember the last time i felt any amount of joy about tech that caused me to want to post about it with all my friends. it's either all homogenised into a pulp or shoved into our faces so egregiously that it feels frankly insulting talking about things computers can do

posting the first result for "that pig image" in order to get banned to help the CEO's trans diaspora efforts

[wistfully looking out the window] When will my wife return from Chappell Roan?

I said what I said.

been playing the Metroid Prime series a lot lately. it's been a real problem around the house. earlier, my wife @sendqueery.bsky.social caught me and she point blank, no shit, asked me "ALEXANDRA, ARE YOU TROIDIN'???" i was, to be fair, troidin'

The state of healthcare in this country is fucking abysmal. After receiving absolutely no care for my issue, I took to Google to try to gain any amount of reliable information about my condition, only to encounter bald-faced censorship when trying to search for images of blue waffle. Fucking livid.

With Jay doubling down on this decentralization acceleration horseshit what even is the point of ATProto? Like, what's in it for them? What's the angle, incentive, for a seemingly altruistic thing? Kinda sounds like an attempt at Balkanization of the hordes from brands and politicians

🔮 You can pay Blacksky and Northsky instead of supporting a fully grown child in her meltdown Blacksky: opencollective.com/blacksky#cat... Northsky: northskysocial.com/profile/prod... Myself alongside many passionate people at Blacksky and Northsky encourage you to explore what we offer <3

Okay so I misunderstood some of you, I'm doing Schlocktober it's like a warmup for NaNoWriMo. Your thing is a heck of a commitment too though!

s/president/ceo/

does Jay have stairs in her house

baby clowns are just seltzersops @nikkiophan.bsky.social

okay, here's the breakdown: uncarved pumpkin: fine. it's a gourd jackolantern (happy face): fine, but will get flagged as adult content jackolantern (sad face): against bsky content policy mini pumpkin: against bsky content policy giant hardware store skeleton: against bsky content policy

we build our own infrastructure. do not trust these people further than you can throw them

not many know this but the "NS" in "NSAID" stands for NextStep

the environment you’ve created is bad and you obviously know it’s bad because your best pitch for the app is ‘you can leave’

Imagine such a bitch that you need to whine and cry to a captive audience of people looking for hiking information.

Reminder that you don't need to watch the slop nostalgia videos They're slop, leave them alone like a package of deli meat you see on the sidewalk