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shaking my head in line for apollo's chariot roller coaster and mumbling "it doesn't even pull the sun"

7yo: open the door my penis needs to do a kamehameha!!!

time for china to drop another ai they spent $7 on and erase our gdp

everything is downhill from and downstream of republicans lining up their dicks to slam in the car door while democrats try to avoid eye contact instead of kicking the door shut

the P in DPRK stands for Portland

i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation

why would they fear consequences

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Ernest Goes to The Matrix

fight woke get croaked

if your game says it supports multiplayer but has no local/splitscreen or lan or even configurable ports to avoid confusion between multiple clients on the same public ip, then no it fucking doesn't

they wear masks bc they know it's wrong, but someone's personal info is usually needed for rentals. they can be searched by plates or the numbers located on all sides of the trucks(assuming uhaul doesn't delete the contracts, which they have done for neonazi groups in the past). take pictures

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Me entering yet another social media website

hey just curious how old do you have to be to sign a contract with an internet service provider

they're shooting the thoughts they're shooting the prayers

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

saw some people getting raptured and shot them down before they cleared the treeline lol get unchosen losers

did they even consider if they were going to go for the made up birth defect explanation that there hasn't even been a birth's worth of time since announcing their made up study to have done a study on it

damn maybe if she had a plan, or message other than "no change," or listened to the polls, or went after non-conservative voters, or pushed to actually prosecute the crimes guy as a former prosecutor, maybe she wouldn't have lost what should've been the easiest win ever against a planless crime guy

last chance to get rapture insurance

hey c'mere i just wanna show you something

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➡️wake up⤵️ ⬆️ wish ill ⬅️

texting my wife to look under my keyboard for a note (it says i want to take the opportunity to kill time together)

crypto weirdos remain undefeated at smugly making the most thoughtless soulless slop everyone else's problem

RFK Jr. is objectively pro-disease, pro-illness and pro-child death.

then they came for the late night comedy talk show hosts and i did not speak out because i was not a late night comedy talk show host

crazy how zuck spends seven more years failing to release a working ai product and dies on the operating table attempting to put his brain in a jar to "just do it (himself)"

I love to download a software update and spend the rest of the day researching how to undo all the bullshit they changed for no reason

just like my smart phone, smart lights, smart tv, smart watch, smart locks, smart vacuum, smart thermostat, smart fridge and smart speakers. i do not spend all my free time pleading with these things to just work

rejection isn't enough, you spineless liberals finger waving at this shit instead of doing something is precisely why we keep ending up here. as someone without power, i reject you and your milquetoast enlightened centrist "we can work with nazi's"-ass non-contributions to curbing political violence

he think he hiding

corporate wants you to find the difference

can't ever tell if things don't exist because finding answers on the internet is impossible now or if it actually doesn't exist despite its perceived simplicity and there's always a version that just isn't right so do you buy the wrong one or waste more hours looking or build it yourself asbdmsjdbjb

you should be able to comfortably retire if the average expected playtime of all the unfinished/unplayed games you own exceeds the average lifespan of your demographic minus your current age

The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.

he wasn't even good at shooting. he was stupid and bad at being an assassin. he got lucky and could probably never do it again. he's so dumb he might as well turn himself in. modern guns are so good they can make any idiot a sharpshooter. no i don't think gun control would do any good why do you ask

wonder if a country had some kind of holiday or day of remembrance for some kind of self afflicted tragedy would reflect on how and why it happened. wonder if it'd try to change itself to prevent it from happening again or self destruct trying to change everyone else. who knows

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this stupid bitch agrees with kirk that some people shouldn't have rights

maybe his neck just did that to distract from the epstein files