"let people enjoy things" is over. we must want things to be good

underwear dissolving weather

do racist people know how exhausting they are

fuckin idiot, you got a bootstrap in each hand now quit crying and pull

these men are smiling

those little beans in your bag chair are coagulated spirits held in stasis by the seals woven into the shell

as sagacious ankles once said, "let the butt flow"

still can't believe they made up a guy called "4G auto blow" and got away with it

old people move slow because they are recovering from and charging up a big fuck

he has already killed that teacher with his bare hands

everybody shut the fuck up

closing your eyes is like pressing pause while driving

raised by waymos

"they'll have to find me first." - prepper living on a family compound in a county with six roads

the fifty nazis in a box truck delivery service is looking at crude futures with a gun in it's mouth and you're laughing

my proposal to beat anyone who wants to build more data centers with hammers doesn't require any fossil fuels at all and would harm infinitely less people

how's it grogin'™

i voted in va to disenfranchise these people for their own good but they crave death more than anything

he's building a world where no one can drive to keep us all safe from him

happy swampiversary to you too mr president

orc hate being too stupid to have interpretations lead to popular and good easy decisions

me: can we stop and get hope? mom: we have hope at home hope at home:

steam controller(2) release is going well

my strategy is winning

Kids should be learning that AI output isn’t trustworthy, where it really comes from, and how it’s disrupting our ability to tell what’s real. They shouldn’t be learning that AI will make them more efficient or do their work for them because it can’t. That would be propaganda, not education

cattle found in barn

but my parents already have their hands full volunteer babysitting like jd wanted

inventing new candle ends

how many times do you have to disable copilot before youre allowed to disable the data centers running it

sqrotation marks

that little look into the camera after every time rapist or pedophile is said aloud

custom tailoring and manufacturing - the world needs more well dressed warlocks and bards

certified dubba bubba scrubba

every year our school has an international night where people make food from a country of their choice and maybe a little poster with some cool facts about the country. everyone gets to make a giant plate and eat while watching mini performances, its super awesome

omg lol

if they all know they can be replaced by hallucinating chat bots then why do we have to suffer them putting their tiny balls on eeeeeeevvvveeeerrrryyyythhhiiiiinnnnggggg fooooorrreeeevvvveeeerrrrrrrr

fedpost now to be automatically entered into the party with patel sweepstakes

Exactly one year ago today:

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hair mog a bitch boss

hey there stickytits

remember to give your closet tubes a good shake to keep the internet flowing. yellow and blue, internet go thru! dark and sad, cookies gon e bad

"rebrand spam email as promotions and give them their own folder at the top" -boss of google mail standing in front of a wall plastered with "DO EVIL" signs

the flavor of cotton candy does not have the right to exist

pour one out (from your balls)