if baby gronk rizzed up livvy did bobby rizz down

the long war won, finally we can have conservative christmas

reallt fucked up everyone is making fun of this after we worked so hard on it and it got nothing but praise from jeff and alexa. i bet you all wouldnt think it was so funny if you knew how heartbroken alexa was learning his final real life order never left the cart bc he autoerotic asphyxiated

look at this stupid piece of shit

patton oswald did nothing wrong

idk how our society comes back from the damage done to children by president kidfucker and his ilk, we need to start from scratch

the whole admin obviously needs to be in prison forever and to make his last days as miserable as possible trump should have to bunk with miller and vance

works for pedophile he called a nazi ✅️ handpicked by a nazi pedophile ✅️ group chats with nazis about committing war crimes ✅️ follows nazis on twitter ✅️ defends nazi staff ✅️ repeats nazi lies ✅️ pedophile ❓️ nazi ✅️

your friend you lost to qanon who spent the last ten years constantly posting about secret truths and astral projecting is suddenly very focused on personal updates and pretending they aren't aware they're online

never been a better time to press the big reset country button and the population less equipped or willing to do it

that's a hamsome man

now at the point where in order to use the outlook app or office365 in a browser, copilot has to be enabled and disabled or uninstalled to access the normal functions these things were built for

average dem politician

even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people

genuinely disgusted to share a name and a state with you

can someone please ask mike or donald why getting rid of all the fraud has already killed 600k people and now the country is collapsing, did we need all the fraud, would more fraud fix this

I saw the Washington Post editorial on redistricting today and this is my official response.

elon musk: people in the uk live like hobbits. um let’s look at you for a second bro

this guy needs to spend the rest of his miserable life in jail, for his and everyone else's safety

hogs fed wives bred enemies dead humours bled double d's edd zodiac ted beds med writs read goobyes said

getting flayed by yogurt

gimme the wunderkringe

i made a derpkin

catching lots of side eye for not making the Mondays my attitude

kroger's new self-checkout ai will recognize you're not done checking out and call for help. it will also ask how many of an item you have if it is produce sold per item and not weight, recognize you've bagged the number of items entered and call for help and make you watch one video per item

i keep seeing signs that say "space available." okay?? i'm married???

no, the president did not destroy the white house withh his massive diarrhea bombs and it's not cool for you to suggest otherwise

tenbluelinks.org piunikaweb.com/2025/10/02/g... still trying to find a way to kill copilot a bit better since it gets enabled and reinstalled every other day but, these were helpful in making google a much more tolerable experience loading it in "web" mode by default like it used to

i asked a wh staffer how people are handling having to work without pay while they build a ballroom and their response was "people are increasingly disgruntled"

how it started how it's going

🖕god bless trump🖕 🖕god bless trump🖕 🖕god bless trump🖕

hot apple cider at the park weather be upon you

Someone should calculate how many times over we could have solved things like world hunger or homelessness for the amount of money that has been poured into an industry built on ketamine addled CEOs going on live TV to proclaim they're on the verge of unleashing the torment nexus

save yourself an hour

getting ptsd from the winsome spanberger debate and yelling at every tiny spanberger sign to commit to anything beyond the printed name and every massive winsome yard billboard to stop interrupting my day every ten seconds

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shaking my head in line for apollo's chariot roller coaster and mumbling "it doesn't even pull the sun"

7yo: open the door my penis needs to do a kamehameha!!!

time for china to drop another ai they spent $7 on and erase our gdp

everything is downhill from and downstream of republicans lining up their dicks to slam in the car door while democrats try to avoid eye contact instead of kicking the door shut

the P in DPRK stands for Portland