This is absolutely hilarious and deserves a Veep-style TV adaptation.

It's hard to internalize the fact that the administration really does believe the Iraq war was "woke" and that they would be able to easily defeat a substantially more powerful nation simply by being based chads

SCREAMS IN ARCHAEOLOGIST *end of Egypt's Old Kingdom/New Kingdom *end of Empire Khmer *end of major Maya polities ...I could keep going all day sir. It's on you that you ignore us. Also have some hope! Humanity will survive. Collapse is a Colonialist Lie™️ systems for 1% collapse not hunanity

Don't talk to me until I've had my TONGLE Vegetarian Duck

Salt water laced with cancer-causing chemicals, a byproduct of oil and gas drilling, keeps shooting out of the ground in Oklahoma. Experts say it means even more wastewater is spreading underground, poisoning the state’s water supply. (Published Oct. 2025 with @readfrontier.bsky.social)

Everybody's depending on being Too Big To Fail without realizing that the next step up is Too Big To Save

I bought gas a week ago and it was $3.09, and now it's $3.59. It's a good time to get serious about decarbonization.

when you are fond of someone and then they tell you they don't fw cumbia or reggaeton or reggae. and it just BREAKS THE HEART.

#JakeLang - pardoned J6er. #far-right , recently charged with vandalizing sculpture on Minnesota Capitol steps 3-page list of arrests/charges🔗⤵️ www.courtlistener.com/docket/58955...

10/10 take. no notes

In New Detroit, you can park illegally in the bike lane if the developer's dad is connected to Jeffrey Epstein and if you drive a luxury car. Or a minivan, evidently. This is from, you know, n=3 sample size.

I don't know that we're going to see a sovereign debt crisis, but it'll be impossible to rein in government debt without both drastically decreasing spending and increasing revenues. fortune.com/2026/03/06/t...

If you, like approximately 330 million other Americans, aren't following Michigan politics, one of the craziest MAGA voices in the state legislature, a bail bondsman from a Detroit exurb, called the hard-MAGA Speaker of the House a communist for supporting statewide zoning reform efforts

Fox News using the body of a service member who sacrificed his life for his country to scrub the image of an incoherent narcissist who lied to avoid his own service. Disgraceful.

made a pumpernickel everything bagel sandwich with salmon, sriracha mayo, arugula, spinach, and an egg. pickled onion. toasted. was it phenomenal, in concept? yes. was it the best bagel sandwich i've ever had? sadly, no. was it in the top ten best bagel sandwiches I've ever had? sadly, also no.

Three synagogues shot at in recent days. Get your shit together Canada. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Impressive to see this coming from Clayco (which I don't think of as an insanely progressive company?)

On average, 8 spiders eat you in your sleep. Well, you're asleep at first anyway.

Ryze and the mushroom coffee business model: "Hello, consumer! Do you like spending insane amounts of money to satiate your daily addiction of caffeine? Want to spend even more money to make that addiction taste like charred dirt?

I know I say this at least once a day but the AI video generation machinery terrifies me

my new "lo-fi study beats" playlist but it's just scratchy old recordings of Agustin Lara's boleros from the 1930s

Thing that really gets my goat is the way people are eager to fund this bullshit but you need eleven layers of analysis and a ton of collateral if you want to open a small grocery store in a food desert.

the NPR pledge drive will be like, "even if you can give only $100 a month!" i'm like my dudes i love you but we are in a city with a 30% poverty rate

White House blocks intelligence report warning of rising US homeland terror threat linked to Iran war

Hungary seizes Ukrainian cash and gold, because they're mad that Z-dog isn't rolling over for Putin. www.nbcnews.com/world/ukrain...

THE CLOCKS They're changing. It's time to do the clock thing. That means it's time to check your smoke alarms.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Retaliation? Nashville Journalist Detained by ICE After Reporting on Trump Crackdown www.commondreams.org/news/nashvil...

If anyone has $715 to burn, they should buy me this incredible find on eBay, an original Enron corporate ethics manual www.ebay.com/itm/28717320...

A belated shabbat shalom to every babe on my TL.

Remembering Army Sgt. Declan J. Coady, who was killed in this stupid fucking illegal war, along with a thousand others. abc7.com/post/war-ira...

yeah so the only conspiracy Chabad is surreptitiously engineering is a huge Shabbat dinner in which they try to rope me into marrying a nice Hasidic girl and having six kids named Menachem Mendel, Dov Ber, Moshe, Chaim, Chaya Mushka, and Devorah www.timesofisrael.com/tucker-carls...

NEW: Mamdani's City Hall is discussing charging fees for currently free on-street parking — a policy change that would not only create a new revenue stream but also seize a once-in-a-generation opportunity to improve the streetscape. buff.ly/9C0Iq34

Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality [during and after a customer service interaction with an unrepentant asshole tech bro]?

No one even asked. She just sort of materialized the moment we started ruining the Middle East again.

Cities By Diana again hits with a completely unhinged video on the war www.instagram.com/reel/DVjb54d...

Trying to sell a home for $1.7m in a neighborhood where prices are maybe 10-20% of that is a deeply unserious business move. I also feel like it works against sustainability when you're suggesting that only rich people can live in sustainable housing. minetzero.com/properties/?...

This is not good.

We shouldn’t be so concerned that Mullin doesn’t have a bachelor’s degree Plenty of smart, successful people never went to college We should be concerned that Mullin is unqualified, particularly stupid and ridiculously arrogant-a dangerous combination which is unfortunately very common among MAGA

Hearing “Oberlin” triggers the thousand-yard stare

The good news: We've found a data-storage medium that can outlast clay tablets! The bad news: Future humans will need a microscope and a good working knowledge of optical physics to read whatever we write there. I suppose it's not *that* much more difficult than deciphering cuneiform... 🧪⚛️

Yes, just like Tony Blair with the *chexks notes* SECOND Iraq war

“You’re a U.S. senator!” Bernie stops Noem’s replacement from literally trying to fight someone👇🏽 This should go great

"Please don't come by the crib if you got tuss"

"There is nothing substantively wrong in your life right now," I say to my perfect angel child infant, who has been screaming inconsolably for the past hour for no reason,

Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

The newspaper that writes headlines like, "5.56 rifle round occupies the same space as the head of an Arab journalist, death reported according to the Hamas-run health ministry," is mad at you for complaining about their reporting on the US military probably having blown up a school

People will buy a 1ba house in Ferndale for $430,000 and commute to work in the distant burbs, but will *not* buy a 3bd 2ba house in Lansing for $150,000.

Corey Lewandowski to begin affair with Markwayne Mullin