really he's just going to coffee with friends. excel mistakes everything for a date

I think I had this one for the NES. letterboxd.com/film/strike-... #movies #badmovies #smithees

Trump told Netanyahu he's "fucking crazy," Axios reports. www.axios.com/2026/06/01/t...

The only message not voting sends to a politician is that your opinion can be safely ignored because you will never hold them accountable. That's it. You can tell yourself not voting is good for your personal brand or your moral well being, but never pretend it makes a difference in the real world.

Join us against the MARL transmission lines & data centers. Bring signs that say "Honk if..." and fill in the blank. No protest next week in support of Morgantown Pride–the next protest will be 6/18, 1:00 @ WVU Coliseum, against racism, gerrymandering, & voter suppression as we celebrate Juneteenth.

Steyer: I have a strong anti-ICE platform. I think they are a criminal organization, and we have a very strong plan when it comes to prosecuting them. You don’t have to trust me. The head of ICE went online to say that my program is unfair to ICE agents, and I took that as a huge compliment.

Steyer: Becerra is saying, “We’re not going to change anything.” And I’m saying that’s ridiculous. The truth is, we have to make California affordable for Californians, and we have to get back to the idea of a joyous state where we not only imagine the future, we create it—and we do it together.

🚨 BREAKING: A federal appeals court has ruled, in a 2-1 decision, that the Trump-Hegseth transgender military ban is likely unconstitutional, finding that the policy appears to be driven by a “bare desire to harm a politically unpopular group” and is “both arbitrary and based upon animus.” 1/3

This is excellent for users, because it means if you bought an AMD motherboard in 2022 you're going to get at least ten viable years of use out of the thing. But in a time when SSD and RAM prices have spiked which is causing motherboard sales to crater, this is more or less the death of ASRock.

This is absolutely nuts: hackers are hijacking high-profile Instagram accounts by simply asking Meta's AI chatbot to change the email on the account. Meta's AI does it, hacker gets password reset code, they're in. A staggering security issue www.404media.co/hackers-simp...

One dog did this in two minutes. Original post

WHAT DAY IS IT

Multi-factor Authentication (MFA) is the process of verifying that you are who you claim to be when logging in to a device or an account. Learn more about the various ways you can digitally authenticate your identity. wvnet.edu/blog/technol...

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

It is simply untenable for the Senate Leader of the Democratic Party to be someone whose number one issue is being unconditionally supportive of a country that >80% of his party's voting base views negatively

Kettling needs to be made illegal. And Sherrill either needs to get her shit together, or resign in favor of someone who will.

REMEMBER ME, EDDIE??? WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER I TALKED JUST LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

people spend enormous amounts of time fighting online about whether to talk about epstein and corruption or affordability and, look, it’s really not that hard to do both at once

I guess I just lost. letterboxd.com/film/the-gam... #movies #badmovies #smithees

“If we are going to do a third Reconstruction we need politicians who conceive of themselves as working on behalf of a constituency, rather than would-be-saviors…And, like the people of Minnesota, we need to do the work to be that constituency…” www.liberalcurrents.com/aoc-for-pres...

Cancer jab can eradicate entire tumours in patients, trial shows www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

TEETH KEEP COMING OH SHIT MORE TEETH (2027) the most terrifying motion picture you’ll ever see

My favorite "deep thought" by Jack Handey. A true poster before that was something that existed.

🔗 No-AI Search for Firefox: addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/duckduckgo-no-ai-search/ (2/3)

This is why the Democrats should stop trying to court right-wing voters. Doesn't matter what they do, they're going to be painted as commie socialist leftist anarchists. So fuck it, start courting the vote of commie socialist leftist anarchists for a change! Make your new girlfriend women for REAL!

Some good news on the medical front.. Pancreatic cancer halted by virus injection in three patients.. www.newscientist.com/article/2528...

Since Google revealed its plans for an AI search overhaul, visits to our "No AI" search page have tripled…and they’re still rising! Want to make it your default on Chrome or Firefox? Grab our No-AI extensions and banish AI-assisted answers, chat, and AI images. (1/3)

From Green Lantern (1990) #72. Kyle's thought balloon reveals he watched reruns of Isis with Joanna Cameron; Isis would later be incorporated into the DCU as Black Adam's wife. #comics

🥱 Why does Batman not kill the Joker 🥱🥱 Why does Batman not give his money to charity 🤯🤯🤯 :

California state assembly passes the Protect Our Games Act, 60 days notice before going offline, must provide patch for continued access or refunds. t.co/pzm7vFfznL

BREAKING: Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration.

Absolutely insane. Treasury went out of the way to hide that a SCOTUS justice’s son was working *in their office of legal counsel* and didn’t disclose this even when SOT Bessent was a litigant *in a case that went before Alito.* This would be instant disbarment for any other judge in the country.

This is an oddly perfect summary of his presidency. Trump had a multi-hour meeting in the Situation Room on the possible end to the war in Iran. He then exited and whined for 580 words about a judge not letting him ignore federal law, because he really wants to add his name to the Kennedy Center.

Waves of Ukrainian drones hitting Russian naval positions in Sevastopol, occupied Crimea. #explodey

BREAKING: Federal prosecutor leading the James Comey indictment over his seashells post resigns from the case.

If you enjoyed Jillian Michaels' cringe "debate" with Sam Seder, prepare yourself for Matan getting her to say that Ashkenazi Jews are "white-ish" but Sephardic Jews are not...in under 7 minutes. Then it gets worse (for her). www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qce4...

WARNING WARNING WE HAVE AN ANGRY BOI ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL PREPARE FOR CONDITION MAXIMUM MOUTHFROTH DUTY STATIONS FOR DEMENTED TRUTH SOCIAL BARRAGE

BREAKING NEWS: Gov. Cox issues executive order on data center development, directing state agencies to now prioritize protection of water resources, Great Salt Lake, utility ratepayers, air quality, wildlife impacts, transparent public engagement. Updates on @fox13news.bsky.social ASAP. #utpol #Utah

amazing this is not a skit

EXCLUSIVE: I just revealed that Rep. @tomsuozzi.bsky.social lives at C Street. That’s the DC townhouse run by The Family, the secretive Christian group that runs the National Prayer Breakfast. Suozzi pays $800/month. He's kept it secret for years. There’s more…

If only there were some sort of beloved story about the perils of using a fundamentally corrupt technology created for evil ends, even if you yourself have pure motives. Ideally one which made it clear at the end that there can be no compromise with inherent evil, it must just be stamped out.

Larry Ellison has pledged 30% of his Oracle shares for roughly $21bn of personal loans. The future of Oracle and the Ellison family hinges on its ability to build 7.1GW of data center capacity and for OpenAI to pay it $300 billion over 5 years. www.wheresyoured.at/how-openai-k...

Hearing alarming shit out of Oracle. Sounds like they arbitrarily cut people running important parts of the firm. People aren’t getting expenses approved because nobody knows who runs particular departments. this company is trying to build one of most ambitious infrastructure projects ever btw

This is an actual Thirteenth Amendment violation, because they have not been convicted of any crime.

You've got to fall back .. to leap forward. letterboxd.com/film/time-ch... #movies #badmovies #smithees

While we seem stuck innovating better ways to burn through tokens, actually exciting shit is happening in China. insideevs.com/news/797182/...

Holy crap.

MUPPET WICKER MAN (Brian Henson, 1993) Police Sergeant Kermie travels to the isolated town of Summerisle in search of a missing girl. He finds the locals to be a surly and suspicious lot, rustic practitioners of crude bawdiness and Celtic neo-paganism. Starring Vincent Price as Lord Summerisle.

A Russian Shahed-136 drone has struck a high-rise apartment building in Galați, Romania, sparking a large fire. At least two people were injured. NATO has scrambled fighter planes.