“In Philly, the stoplights will be green and in the shape of an E. With an Eagles fan perched atop.” — Ben Franklin

Meanwhile in Philly

people from philly are sooooo...

I know people hate Philly and Philly fans, but I think I speak for most people when I say Go Birbs.

I actually don’t think Eagles fans are inherently unhinged. I do think that the label of “crazy fans” makes us want to live up to the hype

It’s fine. We’ll have to beat them for Black History Month. The Eagles can do this.

this eagles team is much better than two years ago. revenge.

Rest of the country forced to be Eagles fans

Let’s not forget, RHONY made us watch 2 episodes centered around a PRANK. I hate obviously manufactured drama 🙄 #rhony

Remember kids, wear shoes you can run in, wear a face covering, be able to blend in with others quickly, turn off face and fingerprint ID on your phones, don’t talk to cops without a lawyer present, make sure you can run at least a km (2/3 of a mile), and finally yee-haw fuck the law. You got this x

First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.

Whyyyy do I feel bad for Ronnie? Ew! He was moving mad pulling Harriet to the terrace, yet I’m sorry for him? #loveislandallstars

Lisa Barlow loves to cry with absolutely no tears coming out. #RHOSLC

So glad Luca called Nas out about not being honest with himself. Just say you don’t like the girl and move on so she can quit holding on to hope! #loveislandallstars

Lisa’s inability to say she’s sorry even about hurting Bronwyn’s daughter is pathological. Lisa is a monster. Period. The end. #RHOSLC

I keep thinking about how Lisa’s son was so excited to go on Mission and was adamant about her not visiting while away. Sounds like the trip doubled as an escape from his narcissistic mother #rhoslc #rhoslcreunion

A Mississippi state senator has filed a bill called the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act,” which would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo”

Pin this, save it, we’ll need it. “When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.” AOC 🔥🎯

American Muslims voted 65-35 Biden Trump and 64-32 Harris Trump. This is per exit polling by AP and Fox in a joint project. Majority of White Americans voted for Trump 3 elections in a row. We need less propaganda and demonization of the American Muslim community and more unity against fascism.

Heather had me in the first half…nobody is absolved from mean girl energy. And then immediately lost me with that game 😂😂

in a way it now feels like America has one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel #RHOSLC

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.

I'm not old but I was born a very long time ago. If that makes sense

Paris Hilton is celebrating a big win on Capitol Hill after the US House and Senate both voted to pass the Stop Institutional Child Abuse Act, a bill for which Hilton has been a vocal supporter that is aimed at improving protections for institutionalized youth.

Am I the only one who has absolutely NO IDEA what the issues are in Mariah and Caleb’s relationship? I feel like they both just whisper talk to each other and then she just gets upset and starts crying. I cannot get to the root of their actual issue. #theultimatum

AN ELECTRONIC CHIP IN YOUR NAIL??? What in the totally spies is going on here?? LMAOO I'm cryinggg😭😭 I came to the conclusion that I love Zaina. She's the ultimate baddieeee #TheUltimatum #TheUltimatumreunion

NEW: After reviewing leaked documents, we have found UnitedHealth is strategically limiting access to a treatment for thousands of children with autism across the country in order to cut costs. Advocates say the company’s strategy may be illegal. www.propublica.org/article/unit... 👇

You always think it’s money that’s gonna fix it. Or companionship. Or more love from a parent. More attention. More validation. More of something you don’t have. More of something you’re being shortchanged on. And it’s not. It’s just you. Your perspective. The renewal of your mind.

I’m gonna see Zack Fox next year let’s gooooooo

I'm in the process of losing a parent and I keep thinking what a blessing it's been to have two people always ready to drop what they were doing to listen to, and take an interest in my Bullshit my whole damn life

You know what I love is everyone will apologize and move on but still hate Britani 😂😂😂 #rhoslc

A negative canthal tilt on a man will do it for me every timeeee

If you want to understand why healthcare pricing is horrific, the first thing to know is that our system puts 100% of the credit risk for deductibles, copays and co-insurance on hospitals and doctors. That's insane. We have turned them into Sub Prime Lenders 🧵

I feel like sending "??????" via email is valid 😭😭😭

fuuuuuck i did not need another roman empire narrative

a white guy doing vigilante gun violence is inherently right coded.

when the shooter is named Luigi Mangione

@septaphilly.bsky.social not a single trolley has passed us in the last 20 minutes…but fares have increased? What are we even paying for then?

Just wait till I get my lip fillers 😌

My Uber Share (which I didn’t even end up sharing) cost less than septa base fare. It was warm, destination direct, and clean. @septaphilly.bsky.social you’re gonna have to make some changes for this new price to be worthwhile

Mark Cuban is so on my “hear me out” cake

This is going to save hospitals a lot of money ! www.pennmedicine.org/news/news-re...

Doechii is the female rap superstar that y’all been begging for.

Angie is right tho! Britani’s hair look a gd mess 🥴 even Lisa agrees #rhoslc

I haven’t exactly figured out how I feel about Todd, but I appreciate how firm he is about having civil conversations or walking away. #rhoslc