Angela is going to be divorced in a year. You can always tell when a housewife joined the show as a backup plan. And honestly she deserves better than this man who can’t even say he loves his wife. #RHOA

Whitney is such a bitch to take Demi’s side. Taylor was the only person who gave her a chance at the beginning of the season and she has no gratitude. #slomw #secretlivesofmormonwives

Is Demi an actual demon? Should Taylor’s mom involve herself? No but also Demi is screaming at Taylor’s mom in a deranged way. #slomw #secretlivesofmormonwives

Demi thinks she was a fan favorite last season? LOL that’s news to the fans. #secretlivesofmormonwives

This season of Mormon Wives is so good but I really need them to stop saying MomTok a million times in every episode. We all know you just mean being on the show. Stop it. I beg you. #secretlivesofmormonwives

This is such a weird puff piece about Melissa Gorga in the NY Times which just takes her word that she’s made over $500,000 on her sprinkle cookies and acts like she’s a serious business woman? Her PR team is really earning their check with this one. #RHONJ www.nytimes.com/2025/05/03/a...

Michelle ma’am Jesse sucks but he is not worse than Jax. Jax is an actual demon on earth. #TheValley

I had to delete the picture of Jax’s “friend” because it felt weird posting such a revealing picture of someone even if it was aired on TV. Is this the official sign I am an old now?!? #TheValley

Shamea never made any kind of impression on me as a friend on this show but she’s a great housewife. I wonder why they waited so long to give her a peach. #RHOA

SO READY FOR MY GIRLS. Peacock just announced Love Island: Beyond The Villa ❤️‍🔥 (working title) Coming this summer with JaNa Craig, Aaron Evans, Miguel Harichi, Leah Kateb, Kaylor Martin, Connor Newsum, Serena Page, Kenny Rodriguez, Olivia Walker, and Kendall Washington.

I know this dumb bitch who hasn’t worked an honest day in her life didn’t just screech after Garcelle “that’s unprofessional.” Thank god this season is over because I cannot listen to her go on and on about accountability without taking an ounce of it for another minute. #RHOBH

Their whole vibe now is just two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy. #RHOBH

I hope Bravo gives Kenya another chance because I’m always gonna root for her but she didn’t even need to make that nasty mess. Brit already screwed herself by talking about guns + whips. Kenya can be her own worst enemy. #RHOBH

Jesse is now giving me such an ick too. How did he + West go from goofy + sweet to so douchey in just one year? Being on Bravo really messes some people up. #SummerHouse

Erika was nasty work for every minute of this reunion. I really don’t get how she still has fans. She’s learned nothing and the only interesting storyline she ever had, she fought so against sharing that she’s still punishing Garcelle for it. #RHOBH

This whole scene gave me such an ick. The way West talks about Ciara is infuriating and so disrespectful which is ironic because all he does is talk about how respectful he’s being. what an absolute toolbag. #SummerHouse

I predict Boz is going to have a rough second season cause she’s really drinking her own koolaid on WWHL and one thing I know is that everybody gets a humbling. Strong first season, second season fumble is a Bravo classic. #RHOBH

Sorry Erika not everyone can have a criminal husband who steals from orphans and widows to fund their third rate delulu d-list pop star fantasy. Also be so for real. Now that you don’t have that literal blood money, all you’ve got to offer is redecorating a rental. #RHOBH

Sorry but whose face is that because I know they’re not trying to convince us that that’s Lisa Vanderpump in the year 2025? #VanderpumpVilla #Vanderpump

Marrying this man at this time is a cry for help and no one can convince me otherwise.

Sutton is better than me because as soon as this literal fraud starting running her mouth, I would have brought up the widows and orphans she stole from and asked where her empathy was for them. #RHOBH

Poorit is so painful. She hasn’t taken her foot off Sutton’s neck all season and somehow she’s still the victim. I’m so over her and her fake divorce storyline. That man left you years ago and we all know why. #RHOBH

Literally nobody asked for this. #RHONY

Why is this man still being inflicted on us? He can be forgiven if he promises to go away because I have no interest in his redemption. #PumpRules #VanderpumpRules

I’m fine with Lisa Barlow going. She’s insufferable and toxic. I don’t think Housewives should be fired just because they’re annoying but her going because she stupidly believes she’s bigger than Bravo is even better. She should ask Jill Zarin how that worked out #RHOSLC

I still don’t understand Rose getting a total pass. It’s obviously shady for her tell Carolina that Grant told her he was thinking of her. That’s an obviously shitty thing to say to someone? Especially bec Grant said it wasn’t even true! Literally WTF? #TheBachelor

I know she’s crazy but so happy to have Porsha back. She’s genuinely fun and great shade. “You’re a perfect stranger” took me out. #RHOA

Honestly I loved that Traitors ending. I was sure Danielle and Britani were going to win in some dumb redemption arc so I’m thrilled the faithfuls prevailed! We need some nice things right now. I’m glad the good guys won even if some of them weren’t the best players! #Traitors #TheTraitors

Tom Sandoval on WWHL unironically talking about how masterful he was on The Traitors and taking a shot at Arianna gave me such an ick. That he’s still this delusional and dumb after everything is actually wild to me. #TheTraitors #PumpRules

I’ve seen enough. Litia is endgame for Grant. #TheBachelor

Honestly the funniest thing about the Stacey/TJ drama is that it took all the wind out of Mia’s dramatic flop-off. All that fake crying for nothing. #RHOP

Stacey had a good season but the TJ thing was a mess from moment one. The relationship was clearly fake but I don’t believe she paid him. Let’s be real that man is thirsty enough to do it for free. Unless he has receipts, he’s just trying to humiliate her bec he’s mad the audience clocked him. #RHOP

Looking at this it’s actually wild that Kyle doesn’t really have any friends on this show anymore. You can tell she doesn’t really like Sutton + Garcelle but she has to pretend so she has some allies. Proof that no housewife stays on top forever no matter how much Bravo or Andy likes them. #RHOBH

This has been a Gabby stan account since her Bachelor days and, no matter what happens, Gaggy is the real winner of this season. #TheTraitors

Tom Sandoval saying I was a pleasure to work with is the most Tom Sandoval thing ever. #TheTraitors

I love Andy for this.

Activated Paige is the best Paige. #SummerHouse

I fear Karen is going to jail and that will be actually so wild to me. I just can’t imagine her handling it well. It’s sad. #RHOP

Say Draaaake…

I find Dorit annoying and I think she picked the fight but Sutton lost the plot when she brought up her money. It revealed something ugly in her in a real way. Gave me such an ick and I usually don’t mind her. #RHOBH

Ugh do I have to add Southern Hospitality to my mix? I already have so much Bravo to consume but people keep telling me its trashy fun.

Danielle is so annoying. If she wins this game, I’m not watching next season in protest. #TheTraitors

These women all lowkey hate each other and honestly I love that for us. #RHOBH

I’m over Dorit tbh. She’s starting to enjoy her divorce now that she’s realized it makes her a main character and the vibes are getting icky. It’s giving bad soap opera acting. #RHOBH

What’s happening here? Rose lied about something she claimed Grant said to her to make Carolina insecure and now she’s somehow the victim? This is so dumb. #TheBachelor

Stacey clocking Mia even after she told lies on lies and then came into her dressing room with those crocodile tears was top tier housewife work. She’s a great addition to this show. Now I just want Candiace back. #RHOP

The whole castle laughing at how ridiculous Tom Sandoval is is beautiful to me but I will not be participating in any redemption arcs for him because he’s a moron and a monster. #TheTraitors

I rest my case. #TheTraitors

This ad for Erika Jayne on Broadway has been up for weeks and has 98 likes and no comments. I fear her comeback isn’t coming and frankly given that she still acts like she was the real victim, I don’t hate that for her. #RHOBH

Such loser behavior. Nobody even remembers who you are. Just accept the flop and move on babe. #RHOBH