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A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

I remember these felony crimes either.

Those of you who believe in mortal sin ought to recognize this for what it is.

Senator Chris Murphy openly admits how pathetic Congress has been about standing up to presidents from both parties on war. CNN:  Congress has become, frankly, impotent on issues and matters of war. SEN. MURPHY: That's absolutely true.

Additional reading on the matter, RE: SEGA & Ken Woodman's Mexican Flyer for Space Channel 5, and the very direct connections they had with the bay area hip-hop scene at the time.

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:

David Rosen, who helped create Sega and changed the coin-op industry forever, has passed away. www.replaymag.com/segas-dave-r... An absolute titan in video game history. May he rest in peace.

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

“The only thing the elite Washington press corps likes more than a bipartisan commission on debt reduction is a stack of flag-draped coffins.” web.archive.org/web/20200103...

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

ZeroRanger is $8.99 on Steam buff.ly/dMjzdmm Deck playable

screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted

This is just what happens when you watch Mobile Suit Gundam. Even when you’re alone, The Red Thing is there, in your mind, posing cuntily while you wonder just what the fuck his problem is.

Impeachment proceedings are mandatory. You either believe the presidency is governed by rules or you don’t.

Polymarket must be destroyed.

Solidarity with the people of Venezuela. Solidarity with the people of yet another country that my country has made unilateral unjust war on. What a long list, what a grotesquely revoltingly long list. Impeaching Trump is the bare minimum here man. Bare minimum of legal action required

Is there any precedent for powerful people claiming that a nonsentient process has a personality behind it that only they and their fellow experts can understand and speak for and it knows everything and can do anything and wants to help and also it will destroy us if we dont give it what it wants

“I’m sure you’re aware of our connections with the Trump Administration,” the North Carolina Republican Party's communications director wrote in an email response to us. “I would strongly suggest dropping this story.” We didn't. #ICYMI, read the story that he wanted dropped:

Persona 5 giving E33 the title of “Only RPG that exists according to journalists”

2026年です！新年あけましておめでとうございます！ ・・・毎年絶賛悪化中のＸに益々アレでして… ＜もぉね…大概やでホンマに。 コチラでの活動が活性化するかは未定ではありますですがぁ～ 兎にも角にも！？今年もどぉぞ宜しくお願いします～っ。

I’ll see yall next year ✨

They're going to *throw out* one-of-a-kind NASA archives?! Not even a year since the Inauguration & we're already at the 2nd-time-as-farce version of the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Tech industry: “It now costs $10,000 to play Assassin’s Creed.” Internet on any given Tuesday: “Here’s 10 more brand new translations, fan games, recomp projects, rom hacks, and freeware indies you can play on this $50 device you found on Facebook Marketplace.”

A Fei-Yen I drew a couple years ago that I think still looks nice.

So hey new virus mutation just dropped. If you have a horrible sore throat, fever that won't go down with NSAIDs, bad headaches, PLUS all the other symptoms of the flu, but are testing negative for COVID and Flu A&B on home tests? You have Subclade K/H3N2. You have the flu and it will suck.

a lot of people derive MUGEN/IKEMEN-GO related humor from watching really absurd characters duke it out but my favorite thing to do will always be putting really forward-thinking modern characters up against Street Fighter 1 Ryu

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE the kinokuniya worker is the gatekeeper to a horde of uncouth weebs AND an artist bsky.app/profile/chin...

An absolutely unhinged font choice from the FBI FOIA office here

print ad, excerpt (1990) archive.org/details/Elec...

went to the austin kinokuniya and the store manager sure is Going Through Some Shit. also man bro should not be running a bookstore bro should become an artist

It's really interesting to see how dark patterns started as actual strategies backed by (evil) research but through two decades of reuse became this weird cargo cult marketing scheme where people just imagine that the money extracted from users scales linearly with how many pop ups you show them.

"do you think that's air you're breathing?"

This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it

Merry Makers (they think he's that one guy 🎅)

Started on Saturn, completed on Dreamcast and drawing inspiration from Dragon Quest III, Captain Harlock, Treasure Island, Laputa, The Secret of Blue Water and Grandia (?): the making of Skies of Arcadia, AKA Eternal Arcadia. vgdensetsu.net/riekokodama14 Dispo en VF vgdensetsu.net/riekokodamav...

"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.

this is basically all i wanted this thing for

They gave Balatro an 18+ only rating because it had poker cards in it. Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.

To state what should be obvious but I'll bet isn't to everyone who watches this... This is what the thought process of a racist who cannot possibly allow themselves to think they're a racist looks like. This is how they rationalize their behavior and deflect from cognitive dissonance.

Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry.

To the CA drivers out there, the constant rain saturation opens up a lot of deep, NEW potholes in the road. Almost lost a tire to one this evening. Be careful out there.

Unless Santa straps a green light to Rudolph's tail and has Rudolph fly sideways with his nose pointed to the left of the sled, he is technically in violation of 14 CFR 25.1385(b), SERA.3215, and ICAO Annex 2, 3.2.3.1 (b) requiring positional lights for all aircraft operating at night.

Merry Christmas. You will log.