Jesus Christ just pay SNAP benefits, you outrageous villains that I wouldn't think were believable in a 90s movie

What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced

Michael Caine didn't dance and sing his heart out awkwardly with Muppets just for Trump to actively (like really putting his back into it) try and take food off of children's tables in NOVEMBER 🦃

I stopped thinking about Alex and Kayla Vesia since news broke he left Toronto because parents of loss can't help but flashback to their own tragedy. I had hoped I was wrong, but life is cruel and unfair to the most innocent of us. Your parents will love you forever Little Girl Vesia, and I will too

it’s nine PM on the east coast and polls have closed bring me the head of andrew cuomo

He's shooting his friends in the face with the angels now

Justin Wrobleski is officially undecided on whether to add sign girl to his roster.

Goddamn this is pretty. I love baseball so much.

Oh no, the baseball season is over 😔

Watching my favorite sport* (*wondering if I'll die tonight)

On-field reactions with the Champs. 🥹 #WorldSeries

This aged so well

The amount of commercial lead ins playing Kendrick Lamar after the Dodgers beat the Blue Jays is sending me. I live for petty.

I love baseball and I've never said anything differently

Every additional time you intentionally walk the same guy in one game, he should get another base 1st time, first base 2nd time, 2nd base etc

So you're bringing Blake Treinen into a tied game in the World Series to face Vladimir Guerrero Jr.

My therapist is going to love this

Well, this ain't good. #Analysis

With all the US has been through this year, I NEED an American team to win the World Series. It's nothing to do with it being my team or my favorite uncle's team or having the dreamiest starting lineup in baseball.

Do your patriotic duty and root for America's Team!

Baseball is pain

Goddamn it.

Geno are you drunk? Are your hands made of noodles?

I'm still thinking about last night's baseball game and I just really love baseball and all the different ways people can shine, and how Ohtani did all those things last night. And a game winning GRAND SLAM by Geno in Seattle to give them the leg up heading back to Toronto?! Poetry.

Let's go, baby boys 💙

Well, one way to quiet the haters is to have the greatest postseason game of all time in the NLCS clincher.

The Dodgers clinched a trip to the World Series for the second year in a row and somehow that's not even really the headline.

LFG World Series time babyyyyy

So far the both LCS series are going exactly as I'd hoped, if not how I expected

@jordanarnold.me are you going to go to the WS if it *knock on wood* happens here? My husband make the mistake of telling me when it seemed super unlikely that if they played the Dodgers we'd go to a game. He's getting nervous 💸 it would be fun to get a drink or something beforehand!

I just really love baseball

Every shot of this Seattle crowd I see the classic PNW couple of “Librarian lady and mechanic man”

Lol Hatch Act violations

Baseball is always good and would never hurt me

This is what peak performance looks like.

The Rapture didn't happen and now the Dodgers are stuck with this bullpen for the playoffs. #SMH

Here's a thing: Blake Treinen has been losing P in each of LA's last 5 losses. Dating back to 1912, this is a first. 13 times, one pitcher has worn four of his team's losses in a row. (Most recently: 1994 Tim Belcher, Tigers). But never five! (h/t @jasonbernard.bsky.social for looking it up)

Someone I love more than words can describe has autism and she's the most perfect human who has ever existed. She calls my dog Booker "Bookieeeee" and honestly that's a better name. She's right.

Remember those shitty comedians complaining about cancel culture? This is LITERALLY cancel culture.

Love, love of mine Won't you lay by my side And rest your weary eyes Before we're out of time

Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights

The amount of fully parked (and OFF!) cars blocking the loading zones at @seatacairport.bsky.social is truly preposterous. Where is any parking enforcement/basic human decency?

I may not always love you But long as there are stars above you You never need to doubt it I'll make you so sure about it God only knows what I'd be without you If you should ever leave me Though life would still go on believe me The world could show nothing to me So what good would living do me?

If you need people broken to make yourself feel whole, then baby, you've got opposite soul - @pedrothelion.bsky.social

Because someone in the administration needs to watch Andor and/or Star Wars in general