This song of mine made me feel happy some today. But it's p sad bardtobit.bandcamp.com/track/hers

Wrote about Max Muncy (the LA) one, who has been around for so long that he shared lineups with Puig & Kemp, but who after all this time, has spent the last year being a top-10 hitter -- and it's probably not really just "the glasses." --> www.mlb.com/dodgers/news...

blow it up

I cannot emphasize enough that talking to Jesus, if that is something you would like to do, is now and has always been free. Zero dollars at the door.

I don’t care what the babies at this restaurant did, this is a clear Eighth Amendment violation

Dentists love to make your gums bleed then be like "look what you did"

The only versions of Treasure Island I've ever consumed are Treasure Planet and Muppet Treasure Island. Not mad about it.

Really happy for Venezuela 🥺 #wbc

I think Michael B Jordan should have won an Oscar way back in Hardball 🤷‍♀️ #kekambus #michaelbjordan #gointotheship

Wow ABS makes a difference #WBC

As someone who wasn't a grown up who did things before the internet, how did people use to buy plane tickets?

The only thing worse than feeling worthless is knowing no matter how hard you try you're still worthless

If anyone is wondering, just the music at the end of Homeward Bound when Shadow comes over the hill gets me ugly crying to this day. Fuck I love dogs.

who did this

My favorite thing this time of year is videos of pets being confused by Ramadan but still trying to participate.

trying to find something in my email and came across the dog I met in an ulta ten years ago

Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

Yay! Now it's baseball time

well that's cool as hell

Gotta catch those balls

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Nothing like a spike of anxiety right as I'm trying to fall asleep

I'm deeply uncomfortable with Kyle Rittenhouse being on the same side as me

I guess this is why I shouldn't make my dog my whole personality. Now what do I do

Not a great time to need to mindlessly scroll to disassociate

thinking about Mr. Rogers "look for the helpers" quote and I see the helpers and the helpers are being shot in the fucking head

I volunteer in my niece's kindergarten class, about half of which are Hispanic. Every time one of them is absent I have a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach of them being fucking kidnapped like this. I hope Liam gets home soon and these people develop a conscious or bit of humanity.

This is such a cool illustration of how the Mercator map distorts the size of Greenland, which looks as big as the whole continent of Africa on that map but is actually the size of Mexico.

That's football, baby

i could not give one single fuck about immigration and never have my entire life. to care, even in a ‘reasonable’ oh there should be proper checks and balances way is to be, rudely, the dumbest person alive. literally what difference is it to you

And that’s a guarantee!

Lol at threatening martial law on top of martial law. Martial law-ception. Or as @brian-zombie.bsky.social would say, Martial Law Recursion.

Me every time the title card comes up on #thepitt

Seeing an athlete make a great play in clutch moments is really satisfying even when it breaks your heart

I miss baseball

It's just lazy writing for the ICEholes to use the same "used car as a lethal weapon" excuse to shoot humans when we just saw a day before them use that excuse when there was actual video evidence that that was a lie and it was just straight up murder.

If Zohran delivers on even half of his promises, this might come in handy when the worst people in the world are mad about it.

Minneapolis.

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

Football is nuts, man. Looks like we got ourselves a baseball game.

Will I ever get any immunity to colds or will I just be sick the whole time Emma is in school

Jesus Christ just pay SNAP benefits, you outrageous villains that I wouldn't think were believable in a 90s movie

What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced

Michael Caine didn't dance and sing his heart out awkwardly with Muppets just for Trump to actively (like really putting his back into it) try and take food off of children's tables in NOVEMBER 🦃

I stopped thinking about Alex and Kayla Vesia since news broke he left Toronto because parents of loss can't help but flashback to their own tragedy. I had hoped I was wrong, but life is cruel and unfair to the most innocent of us. Your parents will love you forever Little Girl Vesia, and I will too

it’s nine PM on the east coast and polls have closed bring me the head of andrew cuomo

He's shooting his friends in the face with the angels now

Justin Wrobleski is officially undecided on whether to add sign girl to his roster.

Goddamn this is pretty. I love baseball so much.