Here is something you must understand How we could just kill a man 🎶🪗🎶

Hey Portland, if you see the 1986 Toyota MR2 with silly red/yellow wheels and the license plate VCP 230 it's mine and it's stolen, please call it in! It is noticeable and I would be thrilled to get it back.

The more I experiment with LLM agent coding the more I realise that this is a technical debt machine. The number of people who will get really excited about how many apps they can launch in a week and have none of them land or be worth carrying on working on in week two let alone week 8 is huge.

I would think about ending my boycott of the “lock everything behind plexiglass” pharmacy for this cat 😻

ICYMI: From June 12 - August 22, you can take a free shuttle to Forest & Washington Parks from East Portland every Friday and Saturday! Parks & Rec is also partnering with organizations like the Bird Alliance of Oregon to conduct activities at the parks this summer, like guided hikes & painting.

Ran into this bullshit over the weekend and thought that my head was going to explode. "Hey, would you like to help decrease Portland's 911 call response times?" "How's that work exactly?" - Reads signature sheet - @portlandpolice.bsky.social to steal $$ from PCEF - Stares "Absolutely fucking not"

As a metaphor, this is correct

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

He’s right, a bike could never be this obstinate

A massive data center is the planned recipient of green energy generated by a $3.3 billion project long opposed by Yakama Nation.

Hi my D4 councilors @councilorclark.bsky.social @councilorzimmerman.bsky.social @councilorgreen.bsky.social why do people that concern troll about parking get to continuously ruin our city. Who is telling PBOT to roll back bike infrastructure when we're going through a unprecedented energy crisis!?

BikeLoud advocates constantly for better, safer, more convenient bike routes, but we can't do it alone. Here's a downtown bike lane that PBOT just pulled out that needs your support. Smash the blue button in this advocacy alert👇 & demand PBOT put SW Alder back for bikes! mailchi.mp/bikeloudpdx/...

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Portland magic ✨

As it turns out, 100% of my friends love Portland and would never think about leaving.

announcing Marc Andreessen Egg Game - a game where you draw on eggs to make them look like Marc marc-egg.eieio.games

Really we all should root for a Knicks-Sixers playoff series every year because it’s one of the few matchups where the teams commute back and forth via chartered Amtrak trains instead of chartered flights. Tons of C02 emissions saved (Sixers boarding train pics from 2024)

BikeLoud is Hiring! Part-time Operations Manager Application due May 31 $50/hour Details: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Seek & Destroy (our entire arsenal)

Please share! We need every young family to know that Preschool for All is rapidly expanding, with over 7,000 tuition-free seats available next year. There is no income requirement: Preschool for All is for everyone. Learn more at pfa.multco.us

this going on a cybertruck

If i die trying to kick the mirror of a car parked in the bike lane that would be a beautiful death

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

stiff competition but I found it, the worst policy proposal

used to be there was a time you could tell how trash a man's dick was by how loud his speakers were

infuriating www.portlandmercury.com/news/busines...

Jokes aside, councilors haven’t been brought into these discussions until recently and the information we’ve received is vague. If they want public dollars, there needs to be empirical evidence that this will provide massive public benefits. Public dollars are not a slush fund for billionaires.

Changing the name of my staff meeting to Project Oversight “Top city officials have held a weekly “Project Mt. Hood” meeting since at least early November focused on a taxpayer funded renovation of the Moda Center, currently estimated at $600 million, according to a review of public calendars.”

OMG shoot this directly into my Oregon

"The scaremongers were wrong. Over its first 14 months, the congestion pricing system has exceeded even the high hopes of many supporters. It has reduced traffic, improved the quality of life and even provided a boost for businesses. Talk of killing it has faded."

this school was set to close bc they were always gassed by ice and were facing a 9 mo permitting challenge for moving, but needed a solution in months. we did it in weeks and then they opened on time for the new year. proud of this one! please donate to my campaign so i may keep doing this work

Donald Pump

"Pacific Northwest old-growth stores more carbon per acre than any terrestrial ecosystem on the planet." There are five hours left to leave a public comment against clearcutting our old growth. morethanjustparks.com/oregon-old-g...

I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅

Meanwhile bike fuel prices have not changed at Costco.

I need someone at Peloton to answer for this keyboard

Something tells me the same logic wouldn’t apply to a tiny gas tax increase to fund roads and infrastructure. But I guess invading the Middle East is a classic American pastime and building things domestically is, uh, not

Our cafe guest's dog, Beto, is missing. He’s a very friendly American Pit Bull who ran off when startled by a loud motorcycle near Laurehhurt Park. If you see him, report a sighting here: https://www.petradar.org/es/mascotas-perdidos-y-encontrados/us/portland (available in English and Spanish).

BONUS: Scaffold To Heaven Riley has opened up his third eye and driven himself mad with the NScale scandal - where the UK's national "sovereign data provider homegrown AI chapmpion" seems to have forgotten to purchase the land for its new supercomputer in Loughton. www.patreon.com/posts/scaffo...

Portland ebike rebate program begins April 6. You must be at 60% AMI (Area Medium Income) to qualify. Get up to $1,600 off a new e-bike plus $300 for accessories in 2026. Paid for by PCEF Portland Clean Energy Fund. @clevercycles.com + other local participating bike shops

Share this so more people can see it Friends. New stand up out in 3 hours on YouTube youtu.be/-P8--AN_bn8?...

Outgoing Interstate Bridge Replacement project director Greg Johnson instructed his staff to keep the long delayed $17.7 billion cost estimate a secret, even though legislators wanted it made public. cityobservatory.org/friday-the-1...

New public records give insight into a Portland city councilor’s idea to sue the city, let the mayor break a tie, and decide the council’s president in January. A longtime labor leader told the Mercury she was “an observer,” but public records starkly contrast her laissez-faire, big tent narrative.

Keep lookin' to the sky! (for falling cars)

His body is part of the US Strategic Stupid Reserve. We have to keep topping him off because there’s an obvious leak.

Related. We need more of this. The dipshits are running wild out there, folks. Bring back consequences. www.usatoday.com/story/travel...

No PCEF for pigs

In my latest essay, I ask the question: why are the cops trying to take money from the environment? Latest installment of The Black Byline below: www.portlandmercury.com/opinion/2026...

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