🎶 Thiiiis is howww we doooo it (This is how we do it) 🎶

me when my friends want to hang out

How can you expect the man to comment before hearing back from Owendoff

[watching as an innocent person is dragged out of their car by five nazis and beaten] Hm, they must have Taken the Bait.

In Portland, where Border Patrol shot two people last week, "there is no body camera footage from any of the six Border Patrol officers."

Superjail forever is also a great option

OK then

Not me

OK then

“A pill-based version of the same therapy is already being tested in clinical trials aimed at treating muscle weakness associated with aging” Bro, do you even lift? - Memaws everywhere

If you are a trans person and you think you might need to leave the country, I implore you: start now. Not just thinking. Planning. Because it’s harder than you think. #transrightsarehumanrights #transgender #protecttranskids

Day 1: going HAM

What are the chances Schumer or Jeffries show up?

Pack your shit and change your name to the Jacksonville Post already

My New Year’s resolution is to use social media more because it is good for me and for society. Let’s connect the world!

Behold the chosen one (me)

any discussion of city transit improvement online ever

This is great news and reflects the efforts from everyday Portlanders who poured into the streets, found ways to throw sand in the gears of this machine, and the urgency of my fellow electeds. Special thanks to the vets who joined me in the call to refuse orders. We won and it’s just the beginning.

Honestly I wish I could cancel my subscription again, but harder

THIS IS YOU THIS IS YOUR NEWSPAPER THIS IS WHAT YOU DID 90000000 TIMES EXCEPT THEY DONT EVEN REWARD YOU. YOU DO THIS FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME.

If you can't handle a few cuss words about the Trump administration you should block me now you weak-ass motherfuckers

Do I have this right? A Wall Street financier is shaping opinions for a newspaper owned by hedge funds to manufacture consent for technology built on intellectual theft to consolidate wealth and power into the hands of narcissistic billionaires while pouring gasoline on a climate crisis? 🤔

Do you wish your local city council had more transit nerds? Well, you're in luck! Follow my campaign account at @evelynforbeaverton.bsky.social. I'm super excited to have a chance to give back to my hometown. Learn more at evelynforbeaverton.com!

PUSSY PENIS MARRIAGE So, basically 2025 all over again

Republicans want to kill the post office and the media is there for it, which is why you have never seen a news story about how the police department has never turned a profit and is a waste

the fact that there is free parking at all in manhattan is wild to me

What the fuck is this?

Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan… * Vehicle traffic: -11% * Foot traffic: +3.4% * Storefront vacancy: -0.9% * Pollution: -22% * Revenue for mass transit: $548M So YES this has been a huge success.

Owliver stopped by the backyard today to check in for the first time in three weeks. Hope he's got a nice dry place picked out to weather the coming storms. #Birds #Photography #Nature

I refuse to use any other button on my microwave besides (+1 min)

And my church

The return of the U.S. Coast Guard rescue helicopter follows several lawsuits and a court order.

Tua. Jesus buddy

Guys, we already talked about this in our extremely coherent messaging campaign. Stop being Panicans.

A quintessential Portland experience: Meeting the therapy llamas at PDX.

A young chicken sometimes looks like someone duct taped a chicks head onto a different chicken

Hello, I made a good gift guide that talks about all the stuff you can buy from Gracie's, along with some gift ideas not from Gracie's. If you buy one of these gifts you're supporting a small business, Gracie's, which is bluesky's favorite ice cream shop, along with getting very hip gear.

Absolute banger comments about the need for bus lanes on 82nd Avenue from TriMet board member Tyler Frisbee at their meeting Wednesday. I clipped it up for your convenience youtu.be/5UwEepFnoYI

I reflexively throw a shoe at the tv every time I hear RFKs voice, sounding like he surgically replaced his voice box with a can of chunky soup

Got a Christmas tree collar to protect the tree from the cats. How it’s going #catsofbluesky #catsky #blackcats #christmastree

Miami is doing gloriously unhinged stuff in the run game every week and it could be a real problem for Pittsburgh

Today, I joined thirteen other elected officials and over thirty community advocacy organizations in writing @trimet.org to ask that the agency prioritize full, seven-mile Business Access and Transit (BAT) Lanes on 82nd Avenue as part of their ongoing Transit Project. #pdx #portland

I’m against hate …specifically the hate against me. That type of hate has no place in our society. Go Birds!?

I thought they did this type of shit intentionally to boost their message? Stealing from popular artists, hoping that they’ll loudly complain? It’s almost like they’re clueless idiots 🤔

Orange County CA cats need urgent assistance!