can’t seem to find a link to a refreshed Harper’s Letter admonishing the cancellation of the Jimmy Kimmel show, and the spate of recent firings for speaking the truth about Kirk. surely these brave protectors of free speech have taken a position, right?

the american mind cannot comprehend the volume of hot dogs i’ve consumed in vienna

I mean, to steal @wutherering.bsky.social’s joke, it’s fine but it’s no “best pizza city in America” like Portland

everybody who rushed to do hagiography for Charlie Kirk, some guy who chose to live as a terrible and hateful person, is simply the latest fool to get their hand stuck in the far-right honey jar we call The Media Cycle

no. see, i don’t care about staying in power. i care about fighting for the values and goals i campaigned on, and during that campaign i looked people straight in the face and said if i only get one term but we get things like social housing then great. and they elected me for it.

haven’t waited longer than 5 min for a transit connection since arriving in this city. would be great to have this back home instead of plowing hundreds of billions per year into terror and violence. instead of financing a genocide in Gaza we could have social housing and fast and complete transit.

what do we want? *Gemeindebau* when do we want it? Now! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gemeind...

the other side of this is basically a statement that we have found ourselves in a very poor state bc we’ve have decades of political instability caused by letting a few wealthy families and an associated business lobby run the city for a hundred years.

sorry i’ve been too busy learning how to get rents affordable and haven’t seen the discourse lol.

free post idea: AI generated image of the feds failing to invade portland because they got stuck at a union pacific freight train crossing

"Shirtless Portland man with large letter P painted on chest terrorizes local hot dog population"

i’m apparently the only one in the squad who did the body paint and it’s just me with a big “P” on my chest

let’s go hops

every OR Dem trafficking in marginal tax burden hysteria: congrats, you played yourself.

i’m puzzled by that chat-gpt article in O. despite Trump’s actions we still have a free press, so write about what you think is newsworthy. but, i’d be more interested in seeing reporting on the ways Cllr. Avalos is reaching her constituents in ways they’ve never had.

Numbers Day pressers will be like this: a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes

i keep reading this and the more i try to understand why the more i feel like i’m just getting pulled into a sick bit. like. what does “ironing out the details for using blockchain for gdp “ mean?

i got to eat hot dogs and meet @spindlypete.bsky.social irl so that was a pretty cool day. D1, you have a councilor that cares deeply about you.

you wouldn’t believe how many legislators were certain that rural areas were subsidizing Portland area transit when in fact STIF very much is sending money the other direction for small town veterans and seniors to catch the one bus that runs to a nearby hospital for dialysis or whatever else

Today I met with a constituent who was in tears, fearful that she's going to end up homeless due to her fixed income while cost of living keeps skyrocketing. I knocked on the door of a dad with four little kids who just lost his job and is going to be evicted next week. THESE ARE THE OVERBURDENED 🤬

What is one of the best tools for downtown revitalization? People on bicycles! It's great that the city is embracing that fact in the run-up to next month's Sunday Parkways event. bikeportland.org/2025/08/21/p...

this is so special, and earnest and i love it. i’m so lucky to represent folks who want to dream big

I wasn't expecting to make an endorsement this early so had to send a rush order to my graphic design team (spouse) to get this ready. I support Mitch Green. And you should too!

Wow, in the first two hours I've already received 30 small donor eligible donors and raised over $1k! You all are going to help is hit the full cap this cycle, I'm sure of it.

Well, Portland - I've just finished getting through the 2026 Small Donor Elections program. Consider this a "soft-launch" of my reelection campaign. Like what I've done so far and want to see it continue? Please donate $5-$25 today to help me unlock those matching funds

welcoming constituents into meetings by saying “welcome to the dog show, baby”

i feel like for the foreseeable future it’s just going to be “x was the obvious solution to y, but i hadn’t realized the chinese were already doing this as scale.”

i have at least one barred owl living outside my house so that’s why i’m up posting with you EST sickos

on the one hand, trump is aggressive and effectively pursuing an economic policy of stagflation. on the other hand, he’s burying the epstein files so people don’t know for sure that he’s a pedo should be a pretty durable coalition

need people to understand that accepting or conceding that he has the authority to do these things is tantamount to giving him the authority, and so your preemptive dooming is actively counterproductive

Got to ride in the special fire truck with the homie @drmitchpdx.bsky.social 👩🏾‍🚒🚒🔥

Mamdani on Cuomo: "I don't need to do much to make the governor appear extremely dislikable."

good morning. so about that study that say eating a hot dog takes 30 min off your life? need to have a little perspective. a typical year has 8760 hours or 525,600 min so at 30 min / dog you’re looking at one year of life buying you like 17k glizzies.

i started reading math / logic books at bedtime again. it’s not funny tho, councilors only do this when they’re distressed

my toxic trait is watching those “chiropractor” videos of that guy popping whole ass spines by pulling violently on a people’s necks via a towel. i know some of you sickos know exactly what i’m talking about. i can’t stop watching those

anyway, i hope the city finally understands how much i love the yammy. i’ve loved that bar for like 20 years, truly a jewel for the district

hunting and gathering.

we could have this instead of throwing an increasing amount of money at freeways, which only creates more congestion

I think there’s a big difference between “all hope is lost” and “I have lost hope” and in climate it is really important to distinguish between the two. My personal feelings, your personal feelings are not the limits of our collective politics.

some of y’all need to stop taking your frustrations with ICE out on angelita, the only immigrant on council, who is also the one who has done the most in this space and generally goes the hardest against fascists of any kind. why aren’t you lashing out at me or literally anyone else?

Green Glizzy is mustard, two servings of onions and one serving of kraut

GREEN GLIZZY 🌭

Some Portland food cart or restaurant needs to name a hot dog after Mitch Green

the only thing i have to say about hulk hogan is that one time he came to my elementary school (harvey scott) with nickelodeon bc some kid won a sweepstakes, and in the end we slimed and dunked the principal. that was pretty cool