yea

$1776 is huge yall, that's like half a RAM 3500 payment

terminal lucidity

A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.

what the fuck did she think was going to happen?

He is sovereign, but He is just

the purpose of a system is what it does

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Oh, the boys are back in town? Do they condemn Hamas?

make sure you are layering up in this cold weather, folks. for example, an easy trick for additional warmth and increased safety is to wear a larger car over your smaller car when out driving

[lips on mic] Bingle Jells

my foot fell completely asleep yesterday and I folded it backwards under myself when I went to leave the meeting. I am LeBron years old

how the grink stole crinkmas

Figured I'd share this on Bluesky because this is the most 38 year old video I've ever seen in my life

I love books but is reading really doing all that much for you if it hasn't taught you not to characterise systematic societal issues as personal moral failings

maybe he could try eating a stick of celery

a democrat who ran on the platform of not selling/giving my email and phone number to other democrats

6-7 to the polls

its the one tiny water bottle that gets annihilated that really sends this one for me

Well well well, if it isn’t some more shit that sucks

ok kudos to the team. i thought this was pretty streamlined

Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

zero, zero, …

oh, ok

Cae

yeo dogges, what transpireth

this entire group looks like shit

another year down where apple refused to do the two things that would add another trillion to their market cap: 1. remove the stupid omw -> On my way! auto-replace default 2. bring back the glowy apple logo on the back of macbook screens

california governor gavin newsom can suck me from the back

was thinking more in the guillotine direction

on the other hand, john oliver has a new business daddy to skewer sooo

HAGUE

these fucking ghouls

your honor, it is my constitutional right to get an A for calling you a subhuman monster in response to a question about apples

guys like this love to get on tv and explain to the nation in earnest detail just what a fucken dipshit they are

if theres a ceiling then how will you ever be always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! checkmate, tankies

conspicuously absent from today's celebrations was the zohran mamdani balloon, despite the mayor's pledge to attend every parade

SYLVESTER McMONKEY McBEAN: movin to the country gonna star me a lot of sneeches

yo what the Fuck is in this stuff? are the etsy witches involved?

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*gesticulating* ffffuck tha yankees

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too bad acey aint in charge no more

mf is emailing himself like ios notes app didnt exist