Violet Chachki would look amazing in this. Or Bimini Bon Boulash

Breaking: Love might actually be real

The Sheriff from True Blood showed up in this show we're watching and his poor characters have never had a chill day at work

Best take on the new TS album

Do a wellness check on the Cubs fans in your life.

Taylor Swift's new album has a song about boners called "Wood" so... yeah

It’s always interesting when politicians say hate and violence have no place in this country. It was founded on those principles.

The Morning Show is camp. I am living.

Mark Duplass has made a career out of looking disheveled and honestly he's great at it.

Again SNAP is a conservative, business-friendly and nearly impossible to scam program to deal with the fact that produce rots, the only change it needs is to get much much bigger and apply to more people

New Mitchell and Webb sketches 🤣🤣🤣

I think Maisie Adam might be the most perfect Taskmaster contestant ever. A true gift.

It would be cool if Outlook did its only job and showed me emails that were sent to my email address.

In which xkcd correctly calls out ever mid-sized city in the American Midwest. xkcd.com/3142/

Finally watched The Quilters doc on Netflix can't recommend it enough

Nancy Mace acting on disinformation that the shooter was trans: goes off on tirade against "trannies" Nancy Mace when the actual shooter is a Christian white man: "he's just a poor lost boy, let us pray for him."

The WSJ should pay every trans person $2,000 just for the shit they pulled yesterday.

I have seen the Wuthering Heights trailer and it's clearly not at all for me as a boring Book Nerd but I probably will watch

Was feeling tired but accidentally stared at the bright box of bad news (phone) for too long and now I'm Wide Awake.

Groundhog's Day is kind of a dream rom-com to me. A man has to learn to appreciate poetry to win her heart!

I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

I like how Scully and Mulder have matching Daddy Issues 💕

So far I'm spending the first season of The Wire annoyed and ranting about how terrible of a gangster Dee is

Gift link so everyone can enjoy the most cathartic obituary since hunter s thompson wrote nixon's defector.com/james-dobson...

Chattel slavery was so bad that when we tell you how bad it in fact was most of y'all shut down and tell us we're making it up and pass laws against us ever telling you how bad it was again because your brains literally cannot handle how bad it in fact was.

If this was happening in any other country, it would be covered as “pedophile warlord sends troops into national capital for no reason”

The TV feed on the Tigers game I'm watching is a little behind the radio call so it sounds like Dan Dickerson is just a liiiiiil bit psychic.

Boys played an absolute banger for my birthday 🥰

Real depressing how shitty the aesthetics of the regime are.

it's so weird to think that there's now this whole world of people who don't write generating fake books for people who don't read

I don’t care if you don’t want to read a review of Smurfs (2025). No one really wants to read a review of Smurfs (2025). Still, though, read this, because it is wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.

"your mean words against powerful people make it less likely the current Israeli created famine will end." - people with rocks for brains.

The two Americas

"The company is yet to experiment with creating plus-size women, claiming 'the technology is not advanced enough for that'" is a real quote from this real article about pretend people

But I want to buy an Arm the Dolls shirt

Wordle's been really reaching for words lately

This is incorrect in both the opinion section and the math section

huh legacy media outlets seem really mad about CEOs facing consequences, I wonder why that is

You won't ever get me to feel bad for a CEO! It shan't be. 🫶

Do you think Barry (berry) is Captain Crunch's first name?

The Jennifer Love Hewitt backlash has had deleterious effects upon my psyche.

There is no cut off teaser post that's going to get me to download Threads. It's just not happening.

I'm old enough to remember when McDonald's apple pies didn't suck 😭

Kill the fascist within you.

The drag queens this season are so young they only recognized Sarah Michelle Geller from Scooby Doo

Then McKinstry hit a home run so 5 hot dogs is the homer number

THREE Tigers All-Stars and the jerseys are ugly as hell?? Oh god really hates me. Have I not suffered enough!?

I now understand feeling called to a career 🍖📞

We're so screwed

Detroit city connect jerseys are to ugly to win in, confirmed