Thank goodness Scotland didn't beat Ireland earlier. I would be devastated right now.

My neighbor told me kuwait keep shooting down his F15s so I asked how many F15s he has and he said he just goes to the airbase and gets a new F15 afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding F15s to kuwait and then his daughter started crying.

Metacritic as the last vanguard of humanity checks out actually.

arts & crafts games sounds like the most ideal genre for games to be in many respects if you ask me lol

i have a theory. claude is a roleplaying game where you roleplay as a boss

every alt band photo

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

Absolutely jaw dropping

A Rouge-like is when it is kind of, but not actually, red.

"Pattern Recognition" She’s at the screen and won’t let it go. "We have to split, kid. Now!" "Almost got it. It’s not random." "They'll lock down the zone any moment." "But I can see the pattern." "THIS ZONE IS OFF LIMITS!" #pico8 #codeart #tweetcart #postcart #generative #sizecoding #postpostcart

maintenance mode

The last line of this post may be the funniest thing ever written.

Even better.

I can't stop giggling at this.

Worked out the rules in 5 guesses. Failed at visualisation for the next 20 odd SCRIDDLE #29 (28⨯ - 12:27) scriddle.net?d=MDYtMDEtMj...

Microsoft is so fucking stupid. Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App I'm not joking

Even if you know the rules I think this one was a hard puzzle SCRIDDLE #27 (45⨯ - 41:33) scriddle.net

Either I'm getting better at this or it was an easy one today SCRIDDLE #26 (14⨯ - 15:29) scriddle.net

This is cool. A puzzle game where the puzzle is working out the rules of the puzzle. SCRIDDLE #24 (30⨯ - 15:13) scriddle.net

Can you solve a puzzle without knowing the rules? For the first week of January, I'm publicly sharing the experimental beta of Scriddle - a daily puzzle where the rules are kept secret. I'd love to know how many guesses it took you to solve it. 🔴 SCRIDDLE #24 ▶️ scriddle.net?d=MDEtMDEtMj...

Christmas dinner is going to be okay.

At Harvard’s Houghton Library, I found a letter with salt crusted onto it. When I read the letter, I realized it was the guy’s dried tears because the letter was about the death of his young daughter

*walking in a winter wonderland* ME: where's bluebird? BIRD: gone ME: w... who are you? *bird looks around shiftily* BIRD: I'm new bird

Never go 21-0 up. It is that simple.

Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.

"Disney will make a $1 billion equity investment in OpenAI" is the absolute craziest line I have ever read. Wild. Jaw dropping. OpenAI negotiated for Disney's crown jewels and Disney paid them for the privilege. Incredible. I never thought Adam Neumann would be topped but there we go.

I'm in danger. I discovered that it's basically piss easy to make fondant potatoes. This is as dangerous as when it worked out how to make a really good grilled cheese sandwich.

Of course we get Brazil

who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there

What a great headline

Signed up for a TNT Sport monthly pass on BT to watch the rugby Watch rugby Go to cancel No way of cancelling on website or app Phone Up Get transferred around 5 different departments Be told they cannot cancel without locking me into a 24 month TV contract I cancel my entire TV contract instead

this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on

"I don't understand why my team keeps dropping off in the final 20 mins" says only coach in World Rugby who consistently leaves 32% of his bench unused.

I'm not saying I'm angry, I'm just disappointed.

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Well, another game where Scotland couldn't compete over the full 80 and in an amazingly weird coincidence another game with multiple unused subs on the bench. I wonder if there is any link?

The people who have to write the one sentence summary of TV shows for streaming services either produce art or absurdity

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

lol

What I like about discussing Rugby online is you can quote the full law at someone and they'll say "I don't think that's true"

Oh apparently you can't crawl on the ground now

Oh. So you can just crawl along the ground with the ball now.

U wot m8

Absolutely freaky.

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Walking boy #pico8