Worked out the rules in 5 guesses. Failed at visualisation for the next 20 odd SCRIDDLE #29 (28⨯ - 12:27) scriddle.net?d=MDYtMDEtMj...

Microsoft is so fucking stupid. Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App I'm not joking

Even if you know the rules I think this one was a hard puzzle SCRIDDLE #27 (45⨯ - 41:33) scriddle.net

Either I'm getting better at this or it was an easy one today SCRIDDLE #26 (14⨯ - 15:29) scriddle.net

This is cool. A puzzle game where the puzzle is working out the rules of the puzzle. SCRIDDLE #24 (30⨯ - 15:13) scriddle.net

Can you solve a puzzle without knowing the rules? For the first week of January, I'm publicly sharing the experimental beta of Scriddle - a daily puzzle where the rules are kept secret. I'd love to know how many guesses it took you to solve it. 🔴 SCRIDDLE #24 ▶️ scriddle.net?d=MDEtMDEtMj...

Christmas dinner is going to be okay.

At Harvard’s Houghton Library, I found a letter with salt crusted onto it. When I read the letter, I realized it was the guy’s dried tears because the letter was about the death of his young daughter

*walking in a winter wonderland* ME: where's bluebird? BIRD: gone ME: w... who are you? *bird looks around shiftily* BIRD: I'm new bird

Never go 21-0 up. It is that simple.

Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.

"Disney will make a $1 billion equity investment in OpenAI" is the absolute craziest line I have ever read. Wild. Jaw dropping. OpenAI negotiated for Disney's crown jewels and Disney paid them for the privilege. Incredible. I never thought Adam Neumann would be topped but there we go.

I'm in danger. I discovered that it's basically piss easy to make fondant potatoes. This is as dangerous as when it worked out how to make a really good grilled cheese sandwich.

Of course we get Brazil

who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there

What a great headline

Signed up for a TNT Sport monthly pass on BT to watch the rugby Watch rugby Go to cancel No way of cancelling on website or app Phone Up Get transferred around 5 different departments Be told they cannot cancel without locking me into a 24 month TV contract I cancel my entire TV contract instead

this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on

"I don't understand why my team keeps dropping off in the final 20 mins" says only coach in World Rugby who consistently leaves 32% of his bench unused.

I'm not saying I'm angry, I'm just disappointed.

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Well, another game where Scotland couldn't compete over the full 80 and in an amazingly weird coincidence another game with multiple unused subs on the bench. I wonder if there is any link?

The people who have to write the one sentence summary of TV shows for streaming services either produce art or absurdity

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

lol

What I like about discussing Rugby online is you can quote the full law at someone and they'll say "I don't think that's true"

Oh apparently you can't crawl on the ground now

Oh. So you can just crawl along the ground with the ball now.

U wot m8

Absolutely freaky.

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Walking boy #pico8

You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

Cross aubergine. To be fair I did just attack it with a knife.

Losing a try to a completely made up penalty offence is also not conducive to winning a game

Can't win a game of rugby without a lineout.

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

"If the housing market was really going to collapse in 2 years, do you think the seven largest banks would be all in on lending and packaging the loans into CDOs?" Axios writer, 2006

I know everyone wants to repost that weird tweet about Frankenstein but keep in mind it was written by Dracula

I looked at the actual survey summary and lol. seems like there might be another article to write here

I'm not normally one to complain about Connections publicly and indeed I got today's perfectly but Purple is absolute total bullshit and the idea that the Blue words were Blue level difficulty is a nonsense #connections

GOTO 10; REM With a Twist #pico8 #postcart Code in follow up tweet

This quote completely aligns with my thoughts. "Language" is a hack/attack against humans ability to reason. The ELIZA effect is incredibly powerful.

Never understood why Madcap Mosaic didn't become like a Balatro sized hit.

This thread is incredible.

If you ever consider Chris Rufo a competitor, you need to rethink everything about your existence

I'd delete my account personally.