The people who have to write the one sentence summary of TV shows for streaming services either produce art or absurdity

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

lol

What I like about discussing Rugby online is you can quote the full law at someone and they'll say "I don't think that's true"

Oh apparently you can't crawl on the ground now

Oh. So you can just crawl along the ground with the ball now.

U wot m8

Absolutely freaky.

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Walking boy #pico8

You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

Cross aubergine. To be fair I did just attack it with a knife.

Losing a try to a completely made up penalty offence is also not conducive to winning a game

Can't win a game of rugby without a lineout.

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

"If the housing market was really going to collapse in 2 years, do you think the seven largest banks would be all in on lending and packaging the loans into CDOs?" Axios writer, 2006

I know everyone wants to repost that weird tweet about Frankenstein but keep in mind it was written by Dracula

I looked at the actual survey summary and lol. seems like there might be another article to write here

I'm not normally one to complain about Connections publicly and indeed I got today's perfectly but Purple is absolute total bullshit and the idea that the Blue words were Blue level difficulty is a nonsense #connections

GOTO 10; REM With a Twist #pico8 #postcart Code in follow up tweet

This quote completely aligns with my thoughts. "Language" is a hack/attack against humans ability to reason. The ELIZA effect is incredibly powerful.

Never understood why Madcap Mosaic didn't become like a Balatro sized hit.

This thread is incredible.

If you ever consider Chris Rufo a competitor, you need to rethink everything about your existence

I'd delete my account personally.

producers in the control room turning a big dial that says "manufacturing consent" up to 11

Look I love summer too, but this is a bit much.

a lot of journalists are refusing to acknowledge their agenda setting power in this moment. it is not surprising but nevertheless a real shame to see

Then they came for Gavin Newsom...and I spoke out because I read the poem but I'm not fucking happy about it

For those in the UK beer world looking for an explainer on this Trump / Musk fall out, it's kind of like if James Watt was having a fight with James Watt.

So my hot take is that if you are a 21 year old racist DOGE staffer who's job it is to exfiltrate government data onto unsecured third party servers controlled by Musk then I wouldn't turn up to work tomorrow.

The honest reason I don't have microtransactions/season pass/ads/100 DLCs/etc in Balatro isn't just about the ethics of those practices but because when I play other games that have those things it makes me want to put my computer in the dishwasher and set it to pots & pans

I regret to inform7 you ma'am but your son is dead. Your son is found in the Grey Hallway. The description of your son is "a poor soul who died in these hallowed halls." The son is wearing a backpack. The backpack is openable and closed.

The world needs more Vib Ribbon art.

Found the perfect wrapping paper for my gift of a loaf of bread.

What I like about role-playing games is that they allow you to act out power fantasies that you could never achieve in real life.

Crow

it's my bird day. can you separate the real pottery tools from the fake ones? realbirdfakebird.com

multi-million dollar planes weren't just falling into the sea when the armed forces had dei and woke

Excited to see Newsom's upcoming pivot.

Newsom has destroyed his own political aspirations so totally and thoroughly over the last 2 months I can only assume some Brewster's Millions type scenario.

Oops, forgot to texture my feet this morning. #computergraphicsjoke

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

A bot that makes up the titles of Japanese horror ballets.

pleased to hear the penguins have won the trade bargains

"No Dogs"

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen