These are the unlawful orders you're looking for. (This is straight up murder by the way).

Off to see Wicked: For Good, and all the kids at the cinema are dressed in pink or green. I've gone for yellow. #TeamYellowBrickRoad

So... the guy who is planning to sue the BBC for having the temerity to insinuate he might have incited violence today called for political opponents to be executed? Huh. I wonder where we got the idea he incited political violence? I guess we'll never know.

Is anyone else doing a lecture in an original 1998 Scotland World Cup shirt (that still fits) today, or have I taken this too far?

John McGinn is right "I thought we were pretty terrible to be honest". Well quite.

When Scotland qualify for the World Cup its a university holiday the following day, right? Asking for my 10am class tomorrow...

We might be the worst team ever to qualify for the World Cup. Some of the worst football I've ever seen us play over the 6 qualifying games. Somehow, somehow, it didn't matter. Luck of the Scots?

Hans Christian Andersen are you watching?

What the fuck is the ref playing at?? Who cares! We're there.

Ridiculous qualifying campaign.

We've all got cramp now.

Let's not pretend that if we were leading we wouldn't be lying on the ground with cramp too...

10 minutes to go against 10 men. We've scored two ridiculous goals from 2 attempts. And unsurprisingly we can't see it out.

Chris Iwelemo would have missed that.

18 attempts at goal from Denmark. Eighteen. We've had one.

We've still had no control of the ball or the game. Now with the need to score, we're headless chickens so no ability to control things. Twas ever thus.

Never a penalty. Never a red card.

Well, at least it happened with half an hour to go. That said, it's not like Steve Clarke will go gung go now is it?

When we get the ball down and have a bit of possession we look decent, but those moments are few and far between. When Denmark have the ball, its a terrifying watch.

STOP THE COUNT.

We better score a couple more. We're a bombscare at the back remember. But holy hell, what a start.

SCOTT MCTOMINAY THAT WAS FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

Might be a good idea for MPs to watch 'Empire' by @davidolusoga.bsky.social to get a handle on how responsible we collectively are for global demographic shifts before they start introducing new rules. Would also be worth the wider electorate giving it a watch too, might cure some ignorance...

"Rugby is an 80 minute game," says Gregor Townsend for the umpteenth time after his Scotland side lose a game by switching off for a large part of it. Maybe he should have told the players that at some point during the coaching sessions during his lengthy tenure in charge, eh?

Yes, I'm fickle, but at 21-0 up, and we're doing everything we need to get into pot 1 of the RWC draw, I'm starting to think I might be wrong and perhaps we've found an edge in the autumn this year and can be ruthless. And then, like clockwork, the collapse. We're so done.

Lots made of 'millennials' and 'gen alpha' types and their concentration levels being impacted by social media shorts, Tik-Tok and podcasts. But they pale in comparison to Scottish rugby sides that can't manage to concentrate enough to see out rugby games.

Pathetic stuff.

What's that? This Scotland side fading out of a game and letting the opposition waltz through them after being in total control? I don't believe you. It only happens EVER. SINGLE. GAME.

That is astonishing. For context, I whacked my foot off the bedpost getting ready for work on Friday and broke my little toe. (No, genuinely!). Guy has been in hundreds of sprint finishes, numerous crashes, and didn't break anything? Incredible.

Genuinely in a place where I'd rather we didn't qualify. We are honking. Greece should be out of sight. Top teams at the World Cup will absolutely hammer us.

Remember when David Cameron suggested the choice was between him and 'chaos with Ed Miliband'? Looks like we might belatedly find out what the latter looks like...

Have I got this right? The BBC Director General has resigned because the US Government complained that the BBC had accurately reported President Trump explicitly encouraging the January 6 riots. Has anyone seen a backbone anywhere? It appears the BBC (and the UK generally) has misplaced one.

While everyone can see just how corrupt this is, Gianni Infantino has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever... and give the FIFA Peace Prize to Joe Biden.

Students: I know this is the White House Press Secretary effectively saying that she doesn't need to support her argument with evidence, but if you do this, you will be marked down for it. That's just a fact.

Things get you kicked off the UK line of monarchical succession: Converting to Catholicism Marrying a Catholic Things that allow you to keep your place in the line: Losing all your titles, residence and other royal status after allegations of sexual assault and sex trafficking. #ModernMonarchy

Why stop with one? Time to 'strip' all of their unearned titles. No Kings, Queens, Princes, Princesses, Dukes, Duchesses or anything else. Its 2025 FFS.

Polling a year after an election tells us nothing about what will happen in the next one (unless its next week or something). Still, remarkable that two 'minor' parties are first and second, and the two 'parties of government' are third and fourth. In a FPTP electoral system. Bonkers.

I'm really not sure how democracy can function (or if it can) when significant actors lie with such impunity and there is no consequence for doing so. This is a provable lie. Numerous US citizens have been detained.

Yes, waking up to news that the US is restarting tests for nuclear weapons is definitely what I needed today, thanks for asking.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

There's academic smarts, there's intellectual smarts, and there's Joe Marler knowing the entire script of Celebrity Traitors but unable to get a team of useless detectives to believe him. Scenes.

LEGO White House set is right up to date...

Norm-breaking presidency: exhibit A. False claims about rigged elections, squeezing money out of government departments for personal gain. Another day that ends in Y.

'Date night' afternoon at Six By Nico in Aberdeen. Exceptional food. Five cocktails might be a bit much for me though. Less Six by Nico, more #PishedbyThreePM

Sean Spicer is pretty good at judging crowd sizes, right? Maybe we should ask him how many people were in attendance at today's protests...

"To the best of my knowledge" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. (Though may well be entirely accurate - he's not exactly a big history guy).

Excellent twist in The Celebrity Traitors: some of the smartest minds in our 'celebrity' world (Stephen Fry, David Olusoga) and the guy that figures out that the producers would make Jonathan Ross a traitor because it would make good TV got his head bashed around on a rugby field for years.

Look how bold Wales have started against Belgium, and the reward they get for it: 1-0 up after 8 mins. Imagine a Scotland side coming out like that, attacking a team, getting the crowd onside early. You're definitely imagining us under a different manager, right?

Pathetic way to end that. Clarke out.

Liam McLeod must be on commission from Steve Clarke, hammering the line that 'the performance doesn't matter'. The performance, once again, has been stinking. Call it what it is.