The main reason I support transit is that many people should not be allowed to drive and that shouldn't be immiserating to enforce

Roses are red Phone needs to cool. Guess it should go for a bath in the pool. Violets are blue. Throw me a bone. I swim to cool off, so why can't my phone? Daisies are white Now my phone's dead. Seems it was less waterproof than they said.

in this era of electron slop download pages are becoming the chinese restaurants of software like you know an app is gonna be good af when its website was styled with 2 lines of css and the only thing added to it in the past decade was a line in the changelog that says "2025-10-04: Fix bug on Tahoe"

It's with immeasurable excitement and pride that I announce that I'm scoring INFINITY LANCER, @tylerchunter.bsky.social's incredible upcoming shmup! Please wishlist the game on Steam and follow Tyler for future updates! 🚀🎶 #gamedev #shmup #chiptune

engagement bait

The amazing digit is circle

i'm so curious what they discuss in the board room or wherever this decision happens because how does dungeons & dragons lose to blanket and but then come in first a few years later (even beating "swing"!)

guy who only knows i18n, trembling: and... this 'l33t' you speak of?

I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here

It's cool that we know what typographical rivers are called and we can point them out but what good is this knowledge? Are we supposed to try to get rid of them?

I hate getting A/B tested with video titles, I know people have to make a living but it just feels so awful on the viewer end. It's like you think I'm 5

I beat super paper mario for the first time! Maybe its because I had a Satomi in my ear the whole time but I think she was right. Evil Game.

antagOS. My aprils foolish joke i forgot to put here!! lala #osc #protos <- what no its not?

this is the eyelash texture are you motherfucking kidding me

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

Me in 2067: IT'S LITTLE A

Spring in Ottawa .

Mario: hey a guys, I'm Mario from retro! [retches all over the place]

dynamic pricing in grocery stores

Buttons that navigate to another page but aren't normal hyperlinks so you can't use "open new tab" browser features on them 💢

working on a tool that lets you turn literally any tube mesh into hair, no unwrapping required !! #b3d

Ugh I have this bad habit of repeating words I just heard/saw without noticing

it's quite simple. phone is fake computer

good morning

having an automatic mahjong table is like if you bought an analogue piano that required three other people to get utility out of

oh right, one of the common broken site scrapers rearranges all the URL query parameters, but does it badly. here's a bot wave that all choked on the "&" in "Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games".

For all the hell iOS 26's autocorrect has put me through, at least "fuck" is no longer unlearnable

As someone who has her brightness turned down most of the time it's really annoying when platforms like YouTube don't reencode HDR videos to be normal

day 260 - reachy! (and nori) just how much can reachy reach......... -🪷 #battleforrice #bfrn

In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen

theres no fucking way thats what theyre called in france

I visited a historical site today

I've always admired this edit because he keeps spinning in the same direction. The reversed footage reverses the direction but mirroring it reverses it back to the original direction. It's so pleasant to watch

I will destroy her

Communication Center Painting study

Portal 2: The Blood Update

so-called free thinkers when someone makes a good point

Los diseñadores me entenderán.

windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares

isnt it fucked that a reaction image has to be a gif if you want to be able to lift it from the ether? any still reaction image has to be saved to your device, lest you call upon some inauthentic version with a zoom or wobble

Oh, we're all off Discord now. I use Witchhazel now. Lindworm doesn't let you stream your screen. Paprika is actually a foreign surveillance app. Dude, send me your Dingo. I can't sign up for Jester Plus. I don't like the UI for Cabinet's mobile app. Just toss me your Spork. We're on Spork now.