I kinda hate that Wikipedia is doing promotional shit on YouTube now. Like shut up

Maybe this observation is so obvious to be banal but I feel like google ngram viewer terminates at 2022 because after that we got chatgpt

Why do I update iOS if I know it's just gunna be slower

obsessed with how they expanded the romance system in the new tomodachi life. my island feels like this

I still plan to watch the Among Us show but I really wish they got all the young talent that's obsessed with FNF and paid them to animate it in flash

in the middle of dreaming i felt my heart compress and it became hard to breathe for a few seconds and one of my feet also went numb. sleep paralysis or emergency?

On the South Pole every direction is north but if you strafe without changing directions suddenly you're facing west or east

I like to give my snacks time to oxidize

If your discord has onboarding just know I'm getting 1 frame per second on that screen every time I need to drop in

You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."

I don't want AI in my email I don't want AI in my search engine I don't want AI in my house I won't click AI with a mouse I don't want AI in a box I don't want AI in firefox

Holy crap he got it paint.net

One MUST resist the urge to lolcow. I'd call it one of the most important urges to resist on the contemporary internet, actually

adult black-footed cats already look like kittens. this is the kitten of a kitten. a kitten squared

I will never again complain about a manga volume taking 9 months to come out. Oh my god dude

nintendo wants to make (very young) kids video content, but they also have incredibly strict brand guidelines, so you get gems like this

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

I understand why VLC can go forward one frame but not back. I know it's because of how video compression works, I know it's hard. DO IT ANYWAY. IF I WANT TO GO BACK A FRAME I'M OKAY WITH YOU MAKING MY COMPUTER RE-WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO TO RECONSTRUCT IT. SPEED IS NOT A CONCERN.

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One and two are some of the worst spelled words in English

its kind of a tossup whether water will be cleansing or molding in any given situation

Triple dash got condensed into an em dash and the closing quote is a left smart quote. This got published?!

It's pretty wild that the defacto neutral opening to a letter is "Dear [...]," Just complete parasocial capture. You are not my cherished honeybun, I am not fucking dear to you

Corn area

love the amazon reviews for this brand of potato chips that used to only be sold in prison

sneezing so often you bring up one of those fighting game combo counters, and the callouts are all different translations of "bless you" such bullshit. you don't even build meter off of it

What do you mean they had shape tweens in 1974

Me (being caught in bed with an optical illusion): it’s not what it looks like.

That's it, I've had it with you. (deliberately doesn't cancel your vibrato command when the song loops)

The main reason I support transit is that many people should not be allowed to drive and that shouldn't be immiserating to enforce

Roses are red Phone needs to cool. Guess it should go for a bath in the pool. Violets are blue. Throw me a bone. I swim to cool off, so why can't my phone? Daisies are white Now my phone's dead. Seems it was less waterproof than they said.

in this era of electron slop download pages are becoming the chinese restaurants of software like you know an app is gonna be good af when its website was styled with 2 lines of css and the only thing added to it in the past decade was a line in the changelog that says "2025-10-04: Fix bug on Tahoe"

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engagement bait

The amazing digit is circle

i'm so curious what they discuss in the board room or wherever this decision happens because how does dungeons & dragons lose to blanket and but then come in first a few years later (even beating "swing"!)

guy who only knows i18n, trembling: and... this 'l33t' you speak of?

I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here

It's cool that we know what typographical rivers are called and we can point them out but what good is this knowledge? Are we supposed to try to get rid of them?

I hate getting A/B tested with video titles, I know people have to make a living but it just feels so awful on the viewer end. It's like you think I'm 5

I beat super paper mario for the first time! Maybe its because I had a Satomi in my ear the whole time but I think she was right. Evil Game.

antagOS. My aprils foolish joke i forgot to put here!! lala #osc #protos <- what no its not?

this is the eyelash texture are you motherfucking kidding me