GDP: GooDeconomy Points

phrenologists be like "skull issue"

when you look into the cockpit and see a homestuck pilot:

i need food to survive. now replace “food” with “air”. still true

they should invent a bios that isn't kinda creepy

i honestly think possibly 80% of people are bisexual

just went to the store and they had bluesky cereal with bluesky marshmallows

"go into trades" is adviceslop

how do we feel about gay people attending pride parades, like unambiguously gay sex-having individuals

pibby is spiritually banksy

im not sure i want to take this class anymore

ever noticed how some people constantly push how rude they can be while staying within relative social acceptability, so nobody calls it out but everyone is put off

how can i be an ageist when my grandma is old

ruth bader ginsburg? more like rage baiter ginsburg the way she died on us like that 💀

ngl having a birthday coming up does put a little pep in your step

do you think jeffrey epstein is in the epstein files. i guess it’s in the name so it would make sense…

if you get nervous while speaking, just imagine the audience in their undertale

the dumbest person you know look at you and say “yeah, a department of government efficiency is a good idea *in theory*…”

zohran is proving that digital footprint isn’t going to be a dealbreaker in politics which is good.

i actually think it’s kind of a relief that computer viruses no longer brick your pc and instead use it to mine crypto

i uh

some pickle ideas for you guys:

i feel like once you stab someone you shouldn’t be able to twist the dagger. that’s just mean

they don’t want you to know that macbooks are actually pretty nice

pete buttigieg is the only american politician for whom being as white as himself is an honest to god albatross

it will be too late before people realize that engendering tolerance and appetite for violence is bad actually

nothing keeps me hydrated better than a bad headache

it is definitely a character flaw that i find so many things obnoxious

zohran mamdani is so hype

i have something i need to talk about, please watch: youtu.be/Vl2SMFoX1SI

the world would be an appreciably better place if we removed “media literacy” from everyone’s vocabularies

“just this once you gotta hand it to em” - guy who always hands it to em

ive gone from “i don’t like coffee but caffiene is so good” to “i don’t like caffiene but coffee is so good”

deltarune makes me want to make tilesets

spotify? my face “spotifies” during finals week 😝

CMYK: Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, and the Kolor black.

tpot

bluesky is way too tempting as a scream-into-the-void app

they gotta make private accounts man

guy who spends all his time on reddit: yeah idk my campus is socially dead

“hurt people hurt people” well ok but… CONSIDER: “thin people win people” “smug people bug people” “bug people hug people” “cool people fool people”

people i used to think were abraham lincoln:

housing is literally affordable

The MET: Manhattan ErTgallery

why are people who are just remarkably bad at hearing things correctly always the first ones to publish the lyrics to songs on whatever spotify pulls lyrics from

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if i were president the first thing i would do is sign an executive order to make all the hangnails go away