i need to draw again

engagement bait

my favorite thing about tmbg is that they don’t have any songs about hating taxes. any band with a song about that i like at least 3% less because of it

i can see why they call it a Pro Tractor bc clearing land with this is hard af 😭 i gotta go back to the Noob tractors

🚩 WARNING SIGNS THAT A PERSON IS TOXIC / MANIPULATIVE 🚩 ➡️ They are being toxic/manipulative

when playing mario games i am always very cautious to avoid the alt right pipelines

not a tattoo guy but “nowadays not having a tattoo is more rebellious than having one” is such cope

crazy how he predicted bluesky

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the first guy to draw a cartoon of the sun wearing sunglasses probably thought it was so cool

the new tmbg ep is alright but the mastering is so nauseating. really disappointing because im probably going to listen to it way less for it

made a friend who also likes kung fu panda fanfics but he doesn’t have the same Politics (Po literature icks) as me :/

it seems like there’s no truly sincere-sounding way to say “fair enough” that doesn’t make it sound like you want to stop talking immediately

"Influencer" like "Influenza"... And both spread across the society like a disease of virus... #TinkyAboutIt...

there is this one kinda strange guy at my school who is really into cybersecurity and he keeps putting up flyers with qr codes that say stuff like "video evidence of your fellow student's penetration expertise" and this is scaring people

kinda dooming over the fact that gavin newsom sucks and at this rate he’s gonna plow through the primaries in 2028

how it feels to not get your news from a dubious instagram infographic with pastel gradients and flashy typography and a grain filter

“slippery slope fallacy” has to be the worst one because tbh a lot of slopes are legitimately slippery!

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING: Dubai Chocolate => Do Buy Chocolate

the one “insufferable person archetype” i see in myself is like, the “not even that” guy who habitually counters anything you say, no matter how inconsequential, and makes conversations unpleasant by doing so. i try hard not to be that person. but like i am such a stickler for precision!

you think zohran mamdani played undertale

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ok but actually when i used adobe flash regularly i legit always saw things in terms of how they would be created/manipulated in flash. major tetris effect

they’re still trying to invent a normal way for your fingers to wrap around the phone in mirror selfies

i know em dashes are correct but sometimes i will do space-hyphen-space to not seem like too much of a tryhard

GDP: GooDeconomy Points

phrenologists be like "skull issue"

when you look into the cockpit and see a homestuck pilot:

i need food to survive. now replace “food” with “air”. still true

they should invent a bios that isn't kinda creepy

i honestly think possibly 80% of people are bisexual

just went to the store and they had bluesky cereal with bluesky marshmallows

"go into trades" is adviceslop

pibby is spiritually banksy

im not sure i want to take this class anymore

ever noticed how some people constantly push how rude they can be while staying within relative social acceptability, so nobody calls it out but everyone is put off

how can i be an ageist when my grandma is old

ruth bader ginsburg? more like rage baiter ginsburg the way she died on us like that 💀

ngl having a birthday coming up does put a little pep in your step

do you think jeffrey epstein is in the epstein files. i guess it’s in the name so it would make sense…

if you get nervous while speaking, just imagine the audience in their undertale

the dumbest person you know look at you and say “yeah, a department of government efficiency is a good idea *in theory*…”

zohran is proving that digital footprint isn’t going to be a dealbreaker in politics which is good.

i actually think it’s kind of a relief that computer viruses no longer brick your pc and instead use it to mine crypto

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some pickle ideas for you guys:

i feel like once you stab someone you shouldn’t be able to twist the dagger. that’s just mean

they don’t want you to know that macbooks are actually pretty nice

pete buttigieg is the only american politician for whom being as white as himself is an honest to god albatross